speedz99 145 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 HE'S A MARRIED MAN! Although apparently his wife has let herself go recently, so... Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 worlds are colliding here. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 this was goodLuckily I was in a good mood...Could have commented about Deb pming me about car advice latelygo for the sport package girl...ya only live once!to be fair to the creepy old guy, it seems he only sent requests to the most recent friend acquisitions I had, trying to figure out which girl I was talking about recently. it was one of them brv!What.... I mean I have been quite plastered the last few dauys but is this about the herp? that could have been something else. Serioulsly though... WHAt?In other news...what???? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I don't know. I vaguely remember something about shake's friends trying to hook someone up with someone else, and apparently brv is looking to get sexed. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I don't know. I vaguely remember something about shake's friends trying to hook someone up with someone else, and apparently brv is looking to get sexed.Yeah but all of his lady friends have multiple kids and....Im gonna finish mowing Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 but seriously, you guys are screwing this hypothetical all up, thinking that the bad face one is all ugly while the good face one is only slightly off in the body. they're both equally meh. so the bad face isn't really that bad, she's just not hot. you'd really rather have a girl with flat boobs and a muffin top but with a beautiful face (which doesn't exist by the way) than elizabeth moss's face on jessica beil's body? god damn crazy talk.Finally someone gets it. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 i think it has to do with the acceptable margins of the good face/bad body women's body. i'd need to see a photo of the women to truly decide. cause i am imagining a plus sized model. but not too plus sized mind you. just a little plus sized. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 versus Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Not equal. Contestant #1 still has a flat stomach. In this hypothetical I think we'd need something a bit...you know. Less desirable. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 yes i agree. i was just attempting to display what i had in my mind when i made my decision.but i think the second lady in this thing is a good example of the bad face we're after. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 #1 is hot period. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 but i think the second lady in this thing is a good example of the bad face we're after.Worse than I had in mind. She looked like her eye balls were ripped out with a dirty spoon and then replaced inher skull with elmers glue.#1 was way too nice to qualify as meh body. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 sweet surrender what a night Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 What.... I mean I have been quite plastered the last few dauys but is this about the herp? that could have been something else. Serioulsly though... WHAt?In other news...what???? I don't know. I vaguely remember something about shake's friends trying to hook someone up with someone else, and apparently brv is looking to get sexed.yeah it was a girl one of my friends was trying to hook me up with. I mentioned her here a couple weeks ago, noted that she had sent me a friend request, and told brv not to go snooping (he's a snoopy soopipuss on facebook). he was offended, so he said he'd send friend requests to all the girls on my list. he only did it to a few. he's not trying to get sexed though, just curious. let's call him whiskers. sweet surrender what a nightI don't get this.I'd take any of the girls pictured. also, googling butterface has some surprising results. edit: but a lot of them are from people that either don't know what a butterface is or they have super high standards of what a hot girl's face should look like. quite a few all around hot girls on there. makes me feel bad for them. so bad I'd throw em some pipe for their effort ifyaknowwhatimean! Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 yeah it was a girl one of my friends was trying to hook me up with. I mentioned her here a couple weeks ago, noted that she had sent me a friend request, and told brv not to go snooping (he's a snoopy soopipuss on facebook). he was offended, so he said he'd send friend requests to all the girls on my list. he only did it to a few. he's not trying to get sexed though, just curious. let's call him whiskers. I'd take any of the girls pictured.Ah... I knew it had some sort of back story but it was more fun trying to stir something upAt the holidays roast Shane had me pegged..."Ya know.... all shit to the side....Beans is probably the best instigator known to man. Probably hell....without a doubt. Bastard knows just when to let it go for a while and then one day....BOOM...right back in yer face. I always imagine him watching over a five gallon bucket of shit. Right after it finally crusts over on top and stops stinking....ole Beans grabs a stick and stirs it right back up again...."No truer words have ever been spokenYeah, a lot of particular fellows in here....sober for sure. Ole toothy back there wearing grandmas curtains would do quite well around midnight. Maybe nine...no earlier than five, though Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 god damn it brv really did send friend requests to a few girls on my friends list. that's dangerously close to defriending territory bro. Haha. Sooper creepy. to be fair to the creepy old guy, it seems he only sent requests to the most recent friend acquisitions I had, trying to figure out which girl I was talking about recently. it was one of them brv!hahaha. **** you, Shake. You could never defriend me. I'm too awesome.I was wondering when you were going to figure out that I actually did that. You're right though, I think I only requested two of them. Then they both posted something and I immediately hid all their activity and forgot about it. Super happy to allow Beans to stir the pot though. I have no idea why you think I'm a creeper on facebook (prior to this incident, obv). I don't hardly ever go to anyone else's page. I only did this time because you were all comin' at me with your bullshit about me being a creeper. Don't you dare tell me not to rape you. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 sweet surrender what a nightSomebody got so ladyskin!Don't you dare tell me not to rape you.Haha. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Brv, can you hurry up and say some bullshit about how all women are beautiful so I can point out the fact that your wife was speedz-skinny when you met her? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 doubt he's gonna be able to answer since he's probably at my house leering through a window right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 High-five Essay!To Brv:I'm not sure why I just thought of this but your old DQ becoming a DQ again after being Ames Dairy (yes I know it happened awhile ago) has to make you feel a little smug, right? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 To Brv:I'm not sure why I just thought of this but your old DQ becoming a DQ again after being Ames Dairy (yes I know it happened awhile ago) has to make you feel a little smug, right?It was going to happen sooner or later, it was setup great and that dude destroyed it. Haha Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Brv, can you hurry up and say some bullshit about how all women are beautiful so I can point out the fact that your wife was speedz-skinny when you met her?I'm lost. Are you creeping my wife's Facebook!¿? Bastard. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 doubt he's gonna be able to answer since he's probably at my house leering through a window right now.You mean the house of one of your female facebook friends? Unless...UNLESS...(he's gay for you)I'm lost. Are out creepy my wife's Facebook!¿? Bastard.Yeah, but it's pretty boring. All I can tell is that she looks pretty cute from the few bad pictures of her. And that you have too many kids, but I knew that already. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I think us calling brvheart creepy has caused him to have a stroke. Link to post Share on other sites
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