Tiltinagain 973 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 i think it has to do with the acceptable margins of the good face/bad body women's body. i'd need to see a photo of the women to truly decide. cause i am imagining a plus sized model. but not too plus sized mind you. just a little plus sized.I found a great example of the pretty face/meh body but sadly the hosting site I use is having issues with downloading photo's. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 That's pretty awesome. Did you try the spicy stuff from India and China?Yesterday they just had some items from Canada, Europe and Latin America Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Deleting brvy right after this post Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Barbary macaque?.. is a monkey. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Guys, this is why Chrissy Teigen is the best:christine teigen @chrissyteigenJust told my waitress that the soda was flat in my double vodka soda. She told me it was a water. Vodka soda in different glass. I'm a drunkMy wife and I went out for dinner one night a few years ago and, as usual, I ordered a Manhattan to start off with. This is not a difficult drink to make, but I've gotten some shockers served to me in the past. Anyways, this Manhattan was really damn tasty, and I mentioned this to the server. He replied that he wasn't surprised as the bartender had recently won the Giffard International Cocktail Competition (link).Anyways, I really didn't feel like drinking wine with dinner, so I told him to have the bartender make me a cocktail for each of my courses. I told him to be imaginative, and to please not simply pick something off the drinks menu.I had a butternut squash soup to start, and was served a bitter Campari, Orange Juice, and Soda cocktail. My first impression was not super favourable, but once I had it with my soup, I was impressed. It really cut the creaminess of the soup nicely and was an excellent choice. I passed on my happiness to the server and waited for my steak.My steak was served with a Bourbon Sour with a Shiraz Float. I was, in a word, apprehensive. A rocks glass with what looked like 1/2 an inch of lemonade on the bottom, topped with ice, and then layered with red wine, with a full cut-up and muddled lemon's worth of pieces floating around. I took a sip from the top and from the bottom to see what I was getting into, then gave it a stir and dug into my steak.This drink was un-fucking-believably good.Like, REALLY good.I told the server it was great and he passed on that the drink was apparently Chris's latest concoction, and he was testing it out on me. I told him that he'd better get ready to sell a TON of them. Later I went to the bar to ask if he would pass on the recipe to me (he wouldn't, unsurprisingly), to pass on my congratulations (gracefully accepted with a two handed wrap handshake - wife commented that Chris is SO clearly into the boys), and to say thanks for the great pairings. The bill came later, and I was even happier when I saw I had drunk for free last night (yep, likes the boys).Anyways, I wish I could share the recipe with you, but no dice. But if you're in Vancouver, I highly recommend going to Beyond in the Century Plaza hotel and asking the bartender to make you a drink. About a year later, I went out with a buddy of mine. We met up in the hotel bar where he was staying and had a few drinks, then tried to decide where to go for dinner. It was only after a few suggestions that I remembered the story above, and I asked our bartender where the Century Plaza was. She asked if I was serious, then pointed out the window; turns out it was just across the street. Perfect!We wandered across the way and found that Chris was indeed working. We sat down, I recounted the story, and asked him to start making us drinks. He made a bunch but the only one I really remember (I was pretty drunk by this point) was a mojito. I don't like mojitos. This was a great mojito!I lied, though. I do remember one other drink. At one point I gestured to Chris and a few moments later a glass was placed in front of me. I took a testing sip, then a bigger gulp. I looked up at Chris and remarked,"You know I'm a fan of your drinks, but if I'm being honest, this one is pretty bland..."He looked at me, sighed, and replied "That one is water, Jon. I think you've had enough.""Fuck! Pay the man, Steve!" And we left to go to the poker room. Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Better Nate than Lever! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 hahahahahaedit: I really enjoyed the story though. I'm drinking a nice gin and tonic with a little tom collins mix in for kick. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Better Nate than Lever!Haha.I enjoyed that story. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 oh god damn it Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Friday story time, man I miss having the time to do that whenever I wanted... Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 oh god damn itDid you shit yourself again? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 nah I was just pissed that mine and dj's posts were so similar because, you know, fuck that guy right?so do you have a job now? you may have mentioned this I don't know. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 nah I was just pissed that mine and dj's posts were so similar because, you know, fuck that guy right? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I see that it's a funny pug dog sad face but I don't see it. I really hope I can sleep tonight. I feel like shit. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Did you shit yourself again?yeah, since January. today is the first day I've pulled up FCP on my work computer too. i've been very productive (reddit notwithstanding). Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 now that's a good misquote right there Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Looooooool. That's what I get for FCPing from work I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Speedz...the dog probably just ate like half a tennis ball. I'm pretty sure it's not a big deal that she did but just thought I'd check. She is acting normal and everything and it was like two hours ago. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 going to vegas this summer to celebrate the first anniversary of my 39th birthday. realized that the ufc is going to have an event with a pretty stellar card so i'm thinking about going but i don't have anyone to go with. usually i don't mind doing vegas by myself at all, but times like this i see there is sometimes a downside to being a misanthropic hermit. screw it, maybe i'll just get an escort. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 I know a guy who's hung like a lightswitch that I bet would put out for a ringside ticket. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/27/nyregion...smid=FB-nytimes Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 I know a guy who's hung like a lightswitch that I bet would put out for a ringside ticket.I'm more like a roll of dimes tyvm Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 I'm more like a roll of dimes tyvmtoo boo koo Link to post Share on other sites
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