Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 My "boss" is out today which means I get to listen to my music with both earbuds in. This will be the highlight of my day even with somebody bringing in breakfast pizza. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I think us calling brvheart creepy has caused him to have a stroke.Stupid auto correct on my 'ipad'. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 is it not really an ipad? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 is it not really an ipad?Correct. I have a XOOM. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 My drive in to work today was pleasant in my 'Ferrari'. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I am glad. similarly, I often enjoy anal sex with 'women.' Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 You mean the house of one of your female facebook friends? Unless...UNLESS...(he's gay for you)that explains the earring. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 In other news, my daughter in law is moving out. She graduated, has a nursing job and was saving money up and then out of the blue, she fell in love! She's the 27 year old that has a little weight problem and daddy issues, but that doesn't matter because she found a daddy! He's 41 with 3 kids and giving Deb heart failure. I'm like C'MON! Who are we to question true love????**Besides we will gain a spare bedroom and all kinds of closet space and lose a whiney, lazy slob that you have to clean up after!****WIN/WIN!Harsh, but funny. I like it. You really do bend over backwards for your wife and family. Makes that whole attorney thing puzzling. If I were you, I probably couldn't hold my tongue. (is that how you stir shit Beansey)god damn it brv really did send friend requests to a few girls on my friends list. that's dangerously close to defriending territory bro.Deleting brvy right after this postMy drive in to work today was pleasant in my 'Ferrari'. I am glad. similarly, I often enjoy anal sex with 'women.'These made me laugh very much. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Wait, so you guys are all facebook friends? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Not all of us, no. Just the SUPER COOL ones. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 This one confused me. She's not meh anything.let's call him whiskers.I don't really follow this train of thought, but I'll still do it. doubt he's gonna be able to answer since he's probably at my house leering through a window right now. I am glad. similarly, I often enjoy anal sex with 'women.'This guy. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I typically don't pass along the billion animal videos that get sent my way, but I feel like my eyes have been opened to a fantastic new world that I need to share with you. Monkeys annoying the shit out of cats! Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I enjoyed the first and third ones a lot. Not a monkey though, right? Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Pretty sure that's a monkey. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Pretty sure that's a monkey.Barbary macaque? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Whatever, primates. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Whatever, primates.Well I won't be taking my pet ape to you when he's sick. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Its not nice to call JJJJ your "pet ape". Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Guys, this is why Chrissy Teigen is the best:christine teigen @chrissyteigenJust told my waitress that the soda was flat in my double vodka soda. She told me it was a water. Vodka soda in different glass. I'm a drunkEdit: Smokey, this isn't 'Nam. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Went to the world McDonalds convention yesterday. Sampled some food items that are served in different parts of the world. Nothing too crazy but did really enjoy the caramel Cadbury egg milkshake. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 ps: Quit posting so quickly, I edit.Ok. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 hahahaI think Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Went to the world McDonalds convention yesterday. Sampled some food items that are served in different parts of the world. Nothing too crazy but did really enjoy the caramel Cadbury egg milkshake.I'm surprised this post didn't end with you offering strat a job and immediately taking it back. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 shake i was saying that i would bone the fatty that ocho posted last night. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Went to the world McDonalds convention yesterday. Sampled some food items that are served in different parts of the world.That's pretty awesome. Did you try the spicy stuff from India and China? Link to post Share on other sites
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