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saw a sleigh bells concert in NY being broadcast live on youtube earlier. caught a few songs. I don't get why they're so popular.
oh sorry next time we'll have them play some french electro for you k
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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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I've seen workoholics twice and I was sloshed out of my mind both times. I wonder if I'll feel borderline pukey if I watch it again--conditioning, all the rest.funny show though. chris just picks inopportune times.

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hey strat at this point I almost wish you hadn't posted that lcd song a few days ago. I've probably listened to that fucking thing 50 times since then. poop on a stick those first five songs on that album are so good it makes me want to stop raping bunnies.

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well that's obviously incorrect but since you also don't like sleigh bells we can safely assume that multiple earwigs have lodged themselves deep into your head making your judgement of sounds unreliable.

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the cable company's universal remote that came with the new cable box was intentionally not labeled with a brand or model or anything. I had to resort to google image searching to figure out what I had, because there was not a single serial number or anything at all on this piece of shit. there were no actual codes listed for TVs/DVD players/what have you, so I had to sit and blindly test the entire list of 100 or so codes. turns out there was more than one code that worked for my TV, but none of them worked particularly well. so I spent about 40 minutes finding the code that worked the least shittily.of course I am extremely angry at this point, and was just mashing buttons trying to see if the code I'd landed on was going to work. it turns to PBS, and the intro bit to bob ross's show was playing. so then I lost another 30 minutes.what we want-uhsex with TV starswhat you want-uha career in the HA HA HA HAj5AKZ.jpg

one of my 2006-07 roommates would always stop by when this album was playing and ask, "what the fuck are you listening to" all condescendingly. then he and another roommate would go practice jack johnson songs in the basement.
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I really like LCD Soundsystem and am now understanding why people were freaking out on twitter months ago when they played their last show. I wish I could credit one of you, but really, it was my buddy who had as his gchat status "Listen to this and just try to have a bad day" and it was a link to "Dance Yrself Clean" or however the hell it's spelled.

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james murphey is an old weird awesome dude.

then he and another roommate would go practice jack johnson songs in the basement.
hahagod we went to bars tonight with the thickest concentration of hipsters that you can find in this area and it was awful. not only were the people just horrible but god damned ryan gosling couldn't have gotten a beer there in under 30 minutes. what the **** is wrong with businesses that can't pump out alcohol in a reasonable amount of time? THAT'S ALL YOU DO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.james murphey needs some claritin.
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A beer every thirty minutes sounds like some sort of guantanamo bay torture to me...Many moons ago a bunch of us hoodlums went to a concert in Lampe MO. I think it featured Firehouse, Trickster, and Warrant. Yeah, that was the onesAnyway, instead of the usual red dixie cups they offered half gallon milk jugs full of beer. I guess due to the long lines or something.... I dunnoAn altercation took place when a gentleman in front of us complained that our belching was drowning out the guitar solo and I learned that I can carry six milk jugs at the same time. Thats all I can recollectWhat was my point.... oh, when the waitress is lazy order big drinksOh yeah, we were all underage but had my first peeled drivers license firmly in hand...Geebus the room is starting to orbit

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I think this one's for brvI don't understand the logistics of it. must be a big hollowed out tube, basically? I thought subs were rather large.
I don't know why this is for me, but I loved all your Reddit picture links, including this one.
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I got a raise today! only 3.4% but hey paper's paper amirite dog?
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I would be at the casino nonstop if they had 4/8 or 5/10.
Your casino sucks.
yes to all this but no no no no no to no numpad and that horrible chiclet keyboard. deal breakers.
Agreed. Price and keyboard will always be deal breakers for me.
A beer every thirty minutes sounds like some sort of guantanamo bay torture to me...
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I don't know why this is for me, but I loved all your Reddit picture links, including this one.Your casino sucks.
good, I will never stop posting them, just for youI would think it's pretty standard for where it is. NL is everyone's favorite game right now, has been for a long time. it's really too bad.
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the $5 footlong at goodcents is actually $5.75 at the franchise in town. I didn't make a scene or anything, but that's gimmicky and retarded and I'm never going back.their big sub was $7 probably as early as 2004, which was completely out of line with the rest of the market. but they could get it because only subway had a franchise in town (which was poorly managed). the people who owned goodcents dumped it in 2008 or so, right before both quiznos and jimmy johns moved in and wrecked them.doesn't help that the new owner is retired military and immediately instituted a 10% military discount... in a town that is at most 40% civilian.

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I mean, I appreciate the thought, but you know damn well I have more than enough pictures of my own animals to use for wallpaper. Has it been a while since I've posted some?Played 2-4 for about three hours...was up $60, the table was breaking, and I wanted to make it home by 3, so it ended up working out just fine. As soon as I sat down I remembered that I used to beat that game by basing most of my decisions on position.
I really like LCD Soundsystem and am now understanding why people were freaking out on twitter months ago when they played their last show. I wish I could credit one of you, but really, it was my buddy who had as his gchat status "Listen to this and just try to have a bad day" and it was a link to "Dance Yrself Clean" or however the hell it's spelled.
Yeah, that's the song the girfriend used to get me into LCD as well.
not only were the people just horrible but god damned ryan gosling couldn't have gotten a beer there in under 30 minutes.
False!
ultra brags: i was at that show
The girlfriend is very excited about the documentary. I'll look for the guy who was complaining after the show about the sub-optimal mixing.
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False!
well, yeah I mean gosling could have gotten it done, but nobody else on earth. stupid hipster bitch bartenders and their utter lack of urgency.
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