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You know, the thing about boob larvae is this. Upon first inspection, I was like "say, this isn't bad at all, what is all the freak out about" But the problem is, it's insidious . Like, I can't get it out of my head. I'll look at a picture of a chick's boobs, and just see them pock-holed with larvae, and it's beginning to nauseate me me. I'm going to have to change my rating to 8.8 and rising.Edit: So, I did a web search, trying to confront my disgust, and find out what the hell was wrong with that boob, because that was part of what was maddening, and i have discovered that it was a photoshop of a seed pod and a boob. Which helps my piece of mind immensly, and has dropped the sick out factor of the picture a ton, now that I know those are seeds and not larvae. Hopefully this will translate into larvae-free porn viewing
better not keep searching then, you might find the videos of the doctors pulling maggots out of boobs, and the oozing puss holes, and wiggly wiggle little white things....
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