JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 You know, the thing about boob larvae is this. Upon first inspection, I was like "say, this isn't bad at all, what is all the freak out about" But the problem is, it's insidious . Like, I can't get it out of my head. I'll look at a picture of a chick's boobs, and just see them pock-holed with larvae, and it's beginning to nauseate me me. I'm going to have to change my rating to 8.8 and rising.Edit: So, I did a web search, trying to confront my disgust, and find out what the hell was wrong with that boob, because that was part of what was maddening, and i have discovered that it was a photoshop of a seed pod and a boob. Which helps my piece of mind immensly, and has dropped the sick out factor of the picture a ton, now that I know those are seeds and not larvae. Hopefully this will translate into larvae-free porn viewingbetter not keep searching then, you might find the videos of the doctors pulling maggots out of boobs, and the oozing puss holes, and wiggly wiggle little white things.... Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Never ever ever ever buy the trojan ultra thin condoms. I was nervous about them in college, and it turns out rightfully so. I've STUFFED 3 girls with them and ripped 7. I'll tell you a funny story about all this in about 2 weeks, but I don't jinx shit when it comes to random girls so it'll have to wait a while.so you're saying that in 2 weeks it might not be such a funny story? that WOULD be a funny story.god damn it, fyp Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Happy Birthday Turd! Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 So Ren can start posting again during the day if she gets an iphone.Don't think I didn't have this exact thought but then the 2nd thought was how I'd be so busted when I was sitting at my desk fiddling with my phone all day. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Did they block the proxy too?Yep, along with every other goddamned thing they can think of. Even YouTube.Apparently, they don't know about Facebook yet. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 As long as she can explain why she's on the phone 6 hours a day.Assssactly. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 the wifeStill sounds so unreal to me. Weird. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 YOU'RE MARRIED???You need to get to Chicago. Besides Bloomington, it's the greatest city in the world. Also, I'm not a psychiatrist so I don't know who the other guy double teaming your wife with me is, but if I find out I'll let you know (odds are it's beans).Married: YesChicago: I saw the Sears Tower from a distance on my drive into work this morningTag Team: Team Sal/Ron vs Dawson/Beans. Two pair enter, one pair stuffs. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Still sounds so unreal to me. Weird.Sounds weird to me too... Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Forget to change accts? Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Don't think I didn't have this exact thought but then the 2nd thought was how I'd be so busted when I was sitting at my desk fiddling with my phone all day.Better than fiddling with your ....Married: Yes My condolences- BeansChicago: I saw the Sears Tower from a distance on my drive into work this morningMe too... except it was on my way to breakfast-LeftyTag Team: Team Sal/Ron vs Dawson/Beans. Two pair enter, one pair stuffs.We NEVER lose-Sal/Ron I always Quaktastic was Steve's wife's alter, not some random CowboyI made an awesome pork shoulder last night/this morning. Check the RR/EG thread for details. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Forget to change accts?One is logged on at home, the other at work. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 One is logged on at home, the other at work.Ahhhhhhh Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 One is logged on at home, the other at work.you need to post more from work! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Time to aggresively masturbate.There's another way? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 for a while they were saying SNOW on monday! eeeeee!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 for a while they were saying SNOW on monday! eeeeee!!!you seem to be having a particularly homosexual saturday. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 you seem to be having a particularly homosexual saturday.There's another way? Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 There's another way?It's callled Nítido. It's on Saturdays at noon on Telemundo. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 There's another way?i cut wood. flexed the entire time. not gay at all.(pretty gay) Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 i cut wood. flexed the entire time. not gay at all.(pretty gay)I cut down trees, I skip and jumpI love to press wild flow'rsI put on women's clothingAnd hang around in barsHe's a lumberjack and he's ok. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 It's good to know that the guys that dominate hotchickswithdouchebags.com are deciding our fate.Yea, the country isn't fucked at all. A 35-5 senate majority and 180-16 or whatever the house is, that's just great. Everyone is in super duper condition now. This is the best. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,759 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Thank goodness people wise up when they get older. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Thank goodness people wise up when they get older.I particularly enjoy the happy rays of grayness on the image. Link to post Share on other sites
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