I Called In Sick Today

[JBradburn6 0]

He passed up $500 (I think) from his friends to just have a shot a handful of months ago, while they were betting on whether or not he'd take it, and he refused. My attempt at sobriety lasted until my girlfriend's Christmas Party. I drank a bomber of Double Bastard, and 2/3 of a Magic Hat Feast of Fools 12 pack. I recommend this mix pack very highly. Past Magic Hat X-mas packs have had "Mystery" beers, and they all sucked. This year they have Odd Notion, kind of a stouty beer with lots of hops, I think. The pack also has #9 in it, Circus Boy (their hefeweizen), and Roxy Rolles, which isn't bad, but not as good as the others. Much better than this years Sam Adams Holiday Pack, which has my two most hated Sam's, Cream Stout and Cranberry Lambic. Yuck.

I don't know what any of that meant. Is the stuff you're talking about kind of like keystone light?

yup, not Canadian. Also in England, it's Father Christmas, not Santa Claus.

Which TB would have known had he seen the most underrated movie of 2006, "The Holiday"

[jeff_536 3]

I don't know what any of that meant. Is the stuff you're talking about kind of like keystone light?Which TB would have known had he seen the most underrated movie of 2006, "The Holiday"

Or been familiar with The Kinks song, Father Christmas.When I was small I believed in santa clausThough I knew it was my dadAnd I would hang up my stocking at christmasOpen my presents and Id be gladBut the last time I played father christmasI stood outside a department storeA gang of kids came over and mugged meAnd knocked my reindeer to the floorThey said:Father christmas, give us some moneyDont mess around with those silly toys.Well beat you up if you dont hand it overWe want your bread so dont make us annoyedGive all the toys to the little rich boysDont give my brother a steve austin outfitDont give my sister a cuddly toyWe dont want a jigsaw or monopoly moneyWe only want the real mccoyFather christmas, give us some moneyWell beat you up if you make us annoyedFather christmas, give us some moneyDont mess around with those silly toysBut give my daddy a job cause he needs oneHes got lots of mouths to feedBut if youve got one, Ill have a machine gunSo I can scare all the kids down the streetFather christmas, give us some moneyWe got no time for your silly toysWell beat you up if you dont hand it overGive all the toys to the little rich boysHave yourself a merry merry christmasHave yourself a good timeBut remember the kids who got nothinWhile youre drinkin down your wineFather christmas, give us some moneyWe got no time for your silly toysWell beat you up if you dont hand it overWe want your bread, so dont make us annoyedGive all the toys to the little rich boys

[silkyjonson 1]

In the midst of a nice fucking swong.

[mln_falcon 0]

I had a similar situation once, except I was sober. Had I been drunk too it would have been a whole different story. So I guess it's not that similar. You should have banged her.Is no one saying he should have made a move? I think you have to in this situation. After this (without making a move) I think you're strictly in the friends zone, I think you missed your chance. If she says no then who cares you were drunk and made a pass at her, if she says yes...sexy time.The boyfriend thing's really not an issue here, unless you consider him a friend, if not then it's on her. Although the girl who I've been hooking up with who has a boyfriend, he lives 2 states away, so maybe it's different but I think the principles are the same.My drunk posts haven't been too bad, but if I'm drunk and I already took my contacts out then you might as well be Helen Keller trying to read a couple of them. There aren't many, but I've definitely checked FCP the next day and not had a clue what I was trying to post.Strategy stop ruining my fun. You say gay shit and I get to make fun of you for it, it's not that hard.

Would now be a good time to mention I don't drink, so I wasn't drunk.

[silkyjonson 1]

I'm an extremely average body type, but I cause shit like this all the time, and piss off lots of guys that are a lot bigger than me. It takes a lot for someone to fully snap in a game, and I stand nose-to-nose with guys twice my size on the assumption that they won't kill me during the game because of the team repercussions and red cards and such. Usually they just end up pushing me in the chest and getting carded, swearing at me and stuff. I don't back down from anyone on the soccer field, and I don't approach anyone off of it. Still haven't gotten punched in the face intentionally, although it can't be too far away.He passed up $500 (I think) from his friends to just have a shot a handful of months ago, while they were betting on whether or not he'd take it, and he refused.

Thats dangerous in the league I play in, I've seen/been involved in a good amount of brawls and some of the guys around here are bat sht crazy. The first brawl I ever got in on the field I was like 17 and was playing goalie that game because ours was injured, it was indoor and some guy took a shot and I just to fisted the guy in front of my to clear the area in front of me. Granted the dude did'nt like it much and started spouting off, so I kept jawing with him telling him he looked like he was about to piss his pants etc. not thinking anything would happen, well the guy ended pulling a fkking sweep on me and before I knew it I was on the ground taking a kick to the head, It came on pretty quick and I just got up as faast as I could I grabbed him by the shirt and started flurrying shots to his face, unfortunately I had gloves on so it was'nt doing as good as a job as I had hoped, he started turtling and drove me into the net then my team saw what was happening and ran over and just as they're pulling him off me I got in a Ryu super uppercut that pretty much opened his face up. ahhhh good times beating up americans.

[KDawgCometh 2]

Also, I just hit one year/no booze. I am too lazy to look up the date that I made my declaration in here (somewhere between the 17th and the 22nd I think), but this is the place I made my announcement, and the only place I haven't felt uncomfortable randomly mentioning my "sobriety" without provocation.I hate everything.

congrats?man, I have to take a massive shit right now

[strategy 4]

congrats?man, I have to take a massive shit right now

there has to be some connection here. kdawg has to shit at least one in every three posts he makes here. I wonder which one of us makes him want to go take a dump.

[KDawgCometh 2]

there has to be some connection here. kdawg has to shit at least one in every three posts he makes here. I wonder which one of us makes him want to go take a dump.

it's mattyjue. I like to think of him when my pants are down and I'm grunting hard

[El Guapo 8]

congrats?man, I have to take a massive shit right now

there has to be some connection here. kdawg has to shit at least one in every three posts he makes here. I wonder which one of us makes him want to go take a dump.

it's mattyjue. I like to think of him when my pants are down and I'm grunting hard

Funny i am taking a dump right now, and look at what I walked into

[Ouch-8s 4]

sometimes i wonder if we're all just a little too comfortable with each other. i'm not taking a dump anytime soon.tonight has been waaaaay more frustrating than i was expecting. i thought i was going to have a fun start to my christmas holiday, with drinking and cheer and such, and instead it was mostly stressing about travel and packing and presents and such. why do women make it so hard? throw some underwear in a bag and lets go! and if you want me to pick who gets which present, and i have already said i don't care, don't throw a fit if i point randomly and get the fucking job done. NEXT!

[speedz99 145]

I spent probably a total of 2 full hours laughing ucontrollably tonight. I just wish I could explain why.

[El Guapo 8]

sometimes i wonder if we're all just a little too comfortable with each other. i'm not taking a dump anytime soon.tonight has been waaaaay more frustrating than i was expecting. i thought i was going to have a fun start to my christmas holiday, with drinking and cheer and such, and instead it was mostly stressing about travel and packing and presents and such. why do women make it so hard? throw some underwear in a bag and lets go! and if you want me to pick who gets which present, and i have already said i don't care, don't throw a fit if i point randomly and get the fucking job done. NEXT!

Do you have kids? It gets worse, especially when they are little. you should have seen our first overnight with our son. SUV packed.and I talk to my buddys on the phone when i crapm why can't I post? Its easier.

[El Guapo 8]

I spent probably a total of 2 full hours laughing ucontrollably tonight. I just wish I could explain why.

weed

[strategy 4]

I spent probably a total of 2 full hours laughing ucontrollably tonight. I just wish I could explain why.

carrot top special edition DVD

[Ouch-8s 4]

I spent probably a total of 2 full hours laughing ucontrollably tonight. I just wish I could explain why.

because the universe is balanced?

[Lolli 0]

JUSTICE PREVAILS!James came home from darts tonight and his dart case with all the contents (three sets of darts etc) and his phone were stolen while he was out smoking.So he gets home and I call the bar to see if they can see it on their surveilance tapes, and they can, but its too blurry to see anything real difinitive. The bartender was calling the owner to see if they could zoom in on it.In the meantime, I call the police to report the theft. The dispatcher tells me she will send a squad out to take a report.About 5 minutes later, a deputy calls me and asks me to identify the items. I tell him what kind of phone and begin to tell him the description of the dart case. He cuts me off and says, let me guess, its a blue dart case with with 3 sets of darts, two set with black flights, one with white. Im like, yeah, thats exactly right. He says, I know exactly where they are. Apparently, as the call was coming over the radio, he was pulling over a car for a DWI. James darts and phone were sitting right there in the middle of the seat.Talk about fucking karma biting you in the ass.So, now we're just waiting for the cops to come over to take a report and bring us the stuff back. How weird is that though???

[Ouch-8s 4]

waiting for the cops to come over

start flushing.

[zimmer4141 0]

I just won my biggest cash game pot ever.Soaring Eagle Casino, 2/5 NL, 1k max buyin. I buyin for 1k, run it up to 1800 fairly quickly by hitting a flush in a 4-way pot. I then built to like 2400 through the next 4 hours. At this point, we're 6 handed. UTG and UTG+1 Limp, I raise KTo in CO to 20, butch lady I had played a few pots with says "I'm sick of you raising, so out of principle I'm gonna reraise" and repops to 40. LOL, way to put me in my place. I call. She has me covered by a couple hundred.Flop KT6 with 2 clubs and a spade. I check, she bets 60, I raise to 150, she calls.Turn 4d, I bet 225, she shoves. I think about it for a little bit and say "This is so sick, I call."At this point, she doesn't reveal her cards. River 4h. My first thought is that she has AA and I'm screwed. She looks depressed. Black guy (who hates the hell out of the butch lady) starts jumping up and down saying "The kid got it, he won it". She turns up QJo for no flush draw and an OESD. I win a pot of just over $4900.

[Ouch-8s 4]

I just won my biggest cash game pot ever.Soaring Eagle Casino, 2/5 NL, 1k max buyin. I buyin for 1k, run it up to 1800 fairly quickly by hitting a flush in a 4-way pot. I then built to like 2400 through the next 4 hours. At this point, we're 6 handed. UTG and UTG+1 Limp, I raise KTo in CO to 20, butch lady I had played a few pots with says "I'm sick of you raising, so out of principle I'm gonna reraise" and repops to 40. LOL, way to put me in my place. I call. She has me covered by a couple hundred.Flop KT6 with 2 clubs and a spade. I check, she bets 60, I raise to 150, she calls.Turn 4d, I bet 225, she shoves. I think about it for a little bit and say "This is so sick, I call."At this point, she doesn't reveal her cards. River 4h. My first thought is that she has AA and I'm screwed. She looks depressed. Black guy (who hates the hell out of the butch lady) starts jumping up and down saying "The kid got it, he won it". She turns up QJo for no flush draw and an OESD. I win a pot of just over $4900.

nicely done, sir. i mean, nicely done, kid.

[El Guapo 8]

I just won my biggest cash game pot ever.Soaring Eagle Casino, 2/5 NL, 1k max buyin. I buyin for 1k, run it up to 1800 fairly quickly by hitting a flush in a 4-way pot. I then built to like 2400 through the next 4 hours. At this point, we're 6 handed. UTG and UTG+1 Limp, I raise KTo in CO to 20, butch lady I had played a few pots with says "I'm sick of you raising, so out of principle I'm gonna reraise" and repops to 40. LOL, way to put me in my place. I call. She has me covered by a couple hundred.Flop KT6 with 2 clubs and a spade. I check, she bets 60, I raise to 150, she calls.Turn 4d, I bet 225, she shoves. I think about it for a little bit and say "This is so sick, I call."At this point, she doesn't reveal her cards. River 4h. My first thought is that she has AA and I'm screwed. She looks depressed. Black guy (who hates the hell out of the butch lady) starts jumping up and down saying "The kid got it, he won it". She turns up QJo for no flush draw and an OESD. I win a pot of just over $4900.

Ugly river, gg you.

[mln_falcon 0]

I just won my biggest cash game pot ever.Soaring Eagle Casino, 2/5 NL, 1k max buyin. I buyin for 1k, run it up to 1800 fairly quickly by hitting a flush in a 4-way pot. I then built to like 2400 through the next 4 hours. At this point, we're 6 handed. UTG and UTG+1 Limp, I raise KTo in CO to 20, butch lady I had played a few pots with says "I'm sick of you raising, so out of principle I'm gonna reraise" and repops to 40. LOL, way to put me in my place. I call. She has me covered by a couple hundred.Flop KT6 with 2 clubs and a spade. I check, she bets 60, I raise to 150, she calls.Turn 4d, I bet 225, she shoves. I think about it for a little bit and say "This is so sick, I call."At this point, she doesn't reveal her cards. River 4h. My first thought is that she has AA and I'm screwed. She looks depressed. Black guy (who hates the hell out of the butch lady) starts jumping up and down saying "The kid got it, he won it". She turns up QJo for no flush draw and an OESD. I win a pot of just over $4900.

Awesome, nh.

[Naked Cowboy 0]

I feel like I'm needed here for something, but I'm not sure what...

[Ouch-8s 4]

I feel like I'm needed here for something, but I'm not sure what...

did you get out of bed, awoken by the 2/5signal, to post that?

[Randy Reed 0]

Morning fagotts. Merry Xmas to anyone that won't be around before then.I just found out a present for Deb was mis-shipped and apparently someone else is enjoying the nice coat I bought her for xmas, sigh. I don't think I have a shot at getting a new one before then.

[KDawgCometh 2]

Do you have kids? It gets worse, especially when they are little. you should have seen our first overnight with our son. SUV packed.

lol, you haven't read the thred much have you

I just won my biggest cash game pot ever.Soaring Eagle Casino, 2/5 NL, 1k max buyin. I buyin for 1k, run it up to 1800 fairly quickly by hitting a flush in a 4-way pot. I then built to like 2400 through the next 4 hours. At this point, we're 6 handed. UTG and UTG+1 Limp, I raise KTo in CO to 20, butch lady I had played a few pots with says "I'm sick of you raising, so out of principle I'm gonna reraise" and repops to 40. LOL, way to put me in my place. I call. She has me covered by a couple hundred.Flop KT6 with 2 clubs and a spade. I check, she bets 60, I raise to 150, she calls.Turn 4d, I bet 225, she shoves. I think about it for a little bit and say "This is so sick, I call."At this point, she doesn't reveal her cards. River 4h. My first thought is that she has AA and I'm screwed. She looks depressed. Black guy (who hates the hell out of the butch lady) starts jumping up and down saying "The kid got it, he won it". She turns up QJo for no flush draw and an OESD. I win a pot of just over $4900.

she sure showed you who was the diesel dycheman, I feel like showstopper with all of the dumb short sentences that I just wrote. I should just off myself now, cause it ain't gonna get any better