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I just won my biggest cash game pot ever.Soaring Eagle Casino, 2/5 NL, 1k max buyin. I buyin for 1k, run it up to 1800 fairly quickly by hitting a flush in a 4-way pot. I then built to like 2400 through the next 4 hours. At this point, we're 6 handed. UTG and UTG+1 Limp, I raise KTo in CO to 20, butch lady I had played a few pots with says "I'm sick of you raising, so out of principle I'm gonna reraise" and repops to 40. LOL, way to put me in my place. I call. She has me covered by a couple hundred.Flop KT6 with 2 clubs and a spade. I check, she bets 60, I raise to 150, she calls.Turn 4d, I bet 225, she shoves. I think about it for a little bit and say "This is so sick, I call."At this point, she doesn't reveal her cards. River 4h. My first thought is that she has AA and I'm screwed. She looks depressed. Black guy (who hates the hell out of the butch lady) starts jumping up and down saying "The kid got it, he won it". She turns up QJo for no flush draw and an OESD. I win a pot of just over $4900.
With that pot you could fly you and me out to Vegas and put us up in a pretty nice hotel for the weekend plus pay all our bar tabs. If you really want to I would probably let you do it.
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Morning fagotts. Merry Xmas to anyone that won't be around before then.I just found out a present for Deb was mis-shipped and apparently someone else is enjoying the nice coat I bought her for xmas, sigh. I don't think I have a shot at getting a new one before then.
Yeah, I'm a little choked, several of my presents I ordered this year have not arrived on time for me to hand them to their recipients, never mind the ones I would have had to remail to get where they need to be. Oh well. Merry Christmas, everyone, I'm off later and if I run out of time, I want you all to know, I'm wishing every single one of you faggots a Merry Christmas. Even Speedz.Ha, like I'm going to be able to stay away from here for 3 days. I am weak.
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With that pot you could fly you and me out to Vegas and put us up in a pretty nice hotel for the weekend plus pay all our bar tabs. If you really want to I would probably let you do it.
Beat: I can't buy alcohol in Vegas for 22 months.
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Yeah, I'm a little choked, several of my presents I ordered this year have not arrived on time for me to hand them to their recipients, never mind the ones I would have had to remail to get where they need to be. Oh well. Merry Christmas, everyone, I'm off later and if I run out of time, I want you all to know, I'm wishing every single one of you faggots a Merry Christmas. Even Speedz.Ha, like I'm going to be able to stay away from here for 3 days. I am weak.
Meh, I just ordered a gift certicate online for a Day Spa package to make up for it. I'm so ghey.
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That only accounted for the second hour's worth.
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I wish.
because the universe is balanced?
Is it?
JUSTICE PREVAILS!James...Talk about fucking karma biting you in the ass.
Weird. Based on the first and last sentences, I would have assumed that James got his faggoty (in the bad way) ass kicked at a bar.
Even Speedz.
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Yay! Happy Christmas, Mr. Bear. Happy Christmas indeed.
It's not a Canadian thing. I always thought it was just a John-Lennon-Being-Weird thing until today."The alternative "Happy Christmas" gained wide usage in the late 19th century, and is still common in the United Kingdom and Ireland. One reason may be the alternative meaning, still current there, of "merry" as "tipsy" or "drunk". Queen Elizabeth II is said to prefer "Happy Christmas" for this reason[4]. "Figures you would prefer it.
Now I think I might be back to preferring Merry Christmas. Actually, I might just start stone-facedly wishing people "a very sodden Christmas" or something like that.
Or been familiar with The Kinks song, Father Christmas.
I do like the Kinks. I went to the Pistons/Grizzlies game last night with EconGirl. Was a pretty good time. I might have a GF now.
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Yay! Happy Christmas, Mr. Bear. Happy Christmas indeed.Now I think I might be back to preferring Merry Christmas. Actually, I might just start stone-facedly wishing people "a very sodden Christmas" or something like that.I do like the Kinks. I went to the Pistons/Grizzlies game last night with EconGirl. Was a pretty good time. I might have a GF now.
Did you drink?
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I just won my biggest cash game pot ever.Soaring Eagle Casino, 2/5 NL, 1k max buyin. I buyin for 1k, run it up to 1800 fairly quickly by hitting a flush in a 4-way pot. I then built to like 2400 through the next 4 hours. At this point, we're 6 handed. UTG and UTG+1 Limp, I raise KTo in CO to 20, butch lady I had played a few pots with says "I'm sick of you raising, so out of principle I'm gonna reraise" and repops to 40. LOL, way to put me in my place. I call. She has me covered by a couple hundred.Flop KT6 with 2 clubs and a spade. I check, she bets 60, I raise to 150, she calls.Turn 4d, I bet 225, she shoves. I think about it for a little bit and say "This is so sick, I call."At this point, she doesn't reveal her cards. River 4h. My first thought is that she has AA and I'm screwed. She looks depressed. Black guy (who hates the hell out of the butch lady) starts jumping up and down saying "The kid got it, he won it". She turns up QJo for no flush draw and an OESD. I win a pot of just over $4900.
Very nice sirGay Christmas to everyone!
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No, I did not drink, though I did get an O'Doul's or two. I'm still surprised that everybody serves them. And also that I have to show ID.
They still have alcohol in them. Say a 12 year could drink a bunch and get drunk.
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They still have alcohol in them. Say a 12 year could drink a bunch and get drunk.
They sure do, a half-percent. If I wanted to I could probably bomb like 15 O'Doul's in like 30 minutes and get a little buzz. But that seems kind of stupid. I think cough syrup would be more effective.
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