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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I'd settle for a bump from Financial Analyst EL to FA 1 TBH.

 

We have Sr. Management > Senior VP's > VP's > Managers > Peons > Serfs > Interns > Me

 

Some members of Sr. Managment are also Senior VP's and some Seniors VP's and VP's are also Managers. My immediate boss is a VP and Manager as is the audit manager who I've talked about before.

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Was watching Rigannas new video on chromecast and it started playing Sia videos. There's one with a boxer brief clad mud covered Shia LeBauf dance fights with a 12 year old in a cage. You see this shit, SA?

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We have Sr. Management > Senior VP's > VP's > Managers > Peons > Serfs > Interns > Me

 

 

 

You're being sarcastic, right?

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What time is the Kansas game on Saturday?

 

I loved this. Nice one, Ron.

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look, a good lawyer plays every card he has to win. And make no mistake, I plan to win.

 

You're planning on winning the American Workplace? Idiot.

 

Last Sunday I met a girlfriend for dinner and wanted to go to Target for half off Easter candy. There's a Rite Aid diagonally across the street, so friend and I beelined over. As we walked across La Brea, a Viper pulled up, and it's Jay Leno. I walked in front of him, he "casually" put his hand up, like he was yawning to make him less recognizable. Buddy, if you want less recognizable, maybe don't drive around in a top down Viper?

 

So then we're in Rite Aid, and I'm remarking that Jay Leno could have killed me but didn't. We walk into Rite Aid, I walk one way, my friend walks the other way. I hear a clump clump clump behind me, and I look and see a tranny hooker (we're talking right on Santa Monica Boulevard and La Brea, where the grillz are). It's Easter Sunday, I'm buying candy, and have seen Jay Leno + a tranny in five minutes. #****yeahla

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More turmoil where I work--my internal power broker is now the new head boss. This makes your Frau the defacto #2 in some ways. Sadly, not salary ways, but maybe in influence.

 

I haven't done my taxes yet, I've kept a plant alive since December, and that's about all of that.

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Long week and I'm so ready to get home. Unfortunately there are no direct flights from Spokane to Sacramento so it'll be late afternoon before I get there.

 

Beat budget by 33% in March. Unfortunately not enough to make up for a weak January which would have netted me an extra $2500 in my quarterly bonus.

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You guys aren't going to believe this but I stressed all week about some errors I made in the first draft of budget and having to own up to them today in aforementioned budget meeting and then we just had the meeting and there was zero discussion or notice about the variance and I was all up in a tizzy for no real reason.

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Imagine that.

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To: Brvy

Cc: HATERZ

Bcc: Dan Beebe

 

Go state!

 

http://deadspin.com/...oman-1768370282

 

PS did I ever show you the ISU football promotional email where my and some friends were pictured? We were in body paint spelling "Gene Chizik". Probably why he left.

 

I read this yesterday.

 

I don't remember the photo. Hit a brother with a link.

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