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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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your dick gets hard to weird stuff. like knowing all about trannies and black twitter and stuff. but i just googled black twitter and found some hilarious memes. i fell over to this one:



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Tried the Angel's envy, Strat. Pretty good. Pretty prettaaay good. It's really smooth.


My roommates girlfriend saw me drinking it and asked my opinion for a bottle for her dad. Told her Sazarec was a really good buy for the price. Now she thinks I know shit. Thanks, Straf.

hey no problem. I am headed to an early grave with all the bullshit stressing I'm doing over this shit. hate myself.

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Just as true as Jesus rising from the grave!


This is one of your best timed jokes. I laughed out loud.

That's what we thought. We saw what looked like a cool coffee table with hairpin legs earlier and thought it might make for a nice looking kitchen table but upon further analysis we thought wrong. I think I still prefer a shaker style table for the kitchen. I think getting chairs with metal on them would be a nice complement to the table I have envisioned in my head but we await further thoughts.

Or a Nakashima Frenchman's cove replica table could be sexy.

Yes, we most assuredly are awaiting Scram's, Frau's, and Dutch's thoughts on the subject matter.


I need to see photos. There are knock offs and then there are knock offs.

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my stress level has been high lately too. change is always bad for me and i'm stepping up in responsibility and i keep having dreams where i can't find my car keys.


Are you on any anxiety medication? Not even a reference to the Malmouth thread or a junkie joke, meds are the shit.

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nope, no medication. i probably should be though.


You don't have to go on them forever. Explain the situation to a doctor and see if xe will give you something to take the edge off for a little while.

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I work for an IT company that deals with a ton of sensitive data...you think they let us install stuff on our computers or I'd risk getting caught trying to VPN just so I could waste more time at work?


I would agree with you if I was talking about a standard VPN, but the only I mentioned is just a browser extension, which feels like it would be easily explained. It also wouldn't work for any local files... only web browsing on Chrome. But I'm no expert, and I appreciate your desire to be a good employee.

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Well then we need a #ChicagoBlackTwitter to cruise in there and give those Oreo Uncle Tom's the old what-for about drinking the white mans poison on faggotry.


That's actually quite a thing. That #HotepTwitter insists that homosexuality is a trick by the white man to destroy black america, and most of #BlackTwitter mocks them relentlessly. Getting labeled Hotep is almost as bad as getting labeled ashy.

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If someone tells me they're taking a trip to any country in Southeast Asia, I immediately assume they're a child sex tourist.

Here's the odds for any given country, as far as any given traveler going there to engage in some sort of illicit sexual conduct. .


Thailand: -105

Vietnam: -150

Philippines: -200

Cambodia or Laos: -350


If you want to bet they are NOT going there to engage in illicit sexual conduct:


Thailand: +100

Vietnam: +125

Philippines: +170

Cambodia or Laos: +275

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Demanded a stand for my laptop and an external keyboard. No more looking one way while my body faces the other as I type for this guy.


Finally starting to throw my weight around this place.



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Dutch, this is the table.




I would be making it myself. Well, for something this size I would probably enlist help from a family friend who has a crazy awesome workshop and doesn't live far from me. But I would be crafting it. Would definitely try to get the real wood edge as well.



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