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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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That's what we thought. We saw what looked like a cool coffee table with hairpin legs earlier and thought it might make for a nice looking kitchen table but upon further analysis we thought wrong. I think I still prefer a shaker style table for the kitchen. I think getting chairs with metal on them would be a nice complement to the table I have envisioned in my head but we await further thoughts.

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Just as true as Jesus rising from the grave!

 

I knew it wasn't true all along.

 

Nice work today. Efficient but good quality. Many likes were given for your collective efforts.

 

I'm going to walk over to the neighboring DQ and perv on the hottie teens that are always working there wearing their leggings.

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Well, there's apparently been a shake up at DQ. All the girls were wearing new uniform tops rather than DQ tshirts and black slacks. Young girls being who they are though the slacks and shirts were very form fitting. And with the exception of one African American/black/whatever we're calling them today, they were all blond, so that was nice.

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Lemon lime gatorade is the worst.

 

This is absolutely correct. However, I really only like orange gatorade. I would drink almost anything before I drank any color of gatorade besides orange.

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I got to work at 6 am this morning and put in a 10 hour day. Probably do the same tomorrow. Maybe longer since I have a late haircut appointment and I've got plenty of work to do. Not being able to sleep more than a few hours a night is actually pretty terrible. Might have to start drinking more than Strat does just so I can stay asleep since booze is the only thing that helps.

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I have. He's even given me pills but I found them to be ineffective and nausea inducing. I've also tried numerous "natural" remedies and also found them ineffective as well as cutting out caffeine, limiting screen time at night, white noise, etc. I'm not sure what the next step is.

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Try sex.

 

What I should have had for dinner.

 

 

 

 

 

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My fvcking I pad certainly was.

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also, we're not allowed to hang stuff on our walls. so i'm considering buying something like this for my diplomas.

 

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except bigger. along my back wall is enough desktop space for three of the four. any thoughts? i didn't spend 300 bucks getting them framed in museum glass to not be on display in a prominent position.

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I think you should display them on the top of your desk. Just a wall of diplomas so that anyone visiting your office has to look over them to interact with you. This is good for you for two reasons: it's a power move and it cuts down on personal interactions.

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