hank213 1,823 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 i agree with frau (and not just because I want her to send me noodz). if i was her i would be furiously writing letters to the illinois congress/governor demanding they immediately prohibit same sex marriages because if i can't be happy, screw everybody. SCORCHED EARTH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 she isn't overreacting. people need to learn that if you slight us, we will freeze them out for the rest of our lives. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Today when I read that piece on Vulture, it took me back. Especially the episode when Rayanne slept with Jordan and Angela found out, then they were doing Our Town and during rehearsal, Angela read with Rayanne during her speech and shit got real, and teary, I remembered that shit and it was powerful. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Hank cracked the scotch tonight, I see. Love buzzed Hank Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Good call on the save the date. Those are usually non descriptive. And I'm usually not being asked to fly halfway across the country. You definitely deserved a phone call, especially after you explained your situation, and she could probably make room. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I'm not buying shit. the second I have money it'll get put into the stock market at a rate of like $2k/day because I don't have any self control. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Speaking of I have an open "and guest" for November...ladies. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Well, that clears up any remaining confusion about whether Frau was actually a woman. Frau, you should immediately take advantage of the opening she left and change your mind. Call her, and say you were upset because you expected a +1 and had made plans with Mr Chicago (wait, is this wedding in Chicago but you're bringing someone else???), and that you'd love to attend to celebrate their day, and won't she please keep you and GBFF in mind if anyone cancels. And stop calling Napa your GBFF. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 she isn't overreacting. people need to learn that if you slight us, we will freeze them out for the rest of our lives. Or alternatively, follow Suited's advice. Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I'm not her GBFF. Frau knows I like the ladies...ladies. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Well, that clears up any remaining confusion about whether Frau was actually a woman. Frau, you should immediately take advantage of the opening she left and change your mind. Call her, and say you were upset because you expected a +1 and had made plans with Mr Chicago (wait, is this wedding in Chicago but you're bringing someone else???), and that you'd love to attend to celebrate their day, and won't she please keep you and GBFF in mind if anyone cancels. And stop calling Napa your GBFF. I am really a woman, I did not drink but did eat a bowl of ice cream. You're right. Pride is a ************, and I should send that text. Thank you panda icon guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I'm not her GBFF. Frau knows I like the ladies...ladies. Does she? Do you? We totally sure about that? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 You're welcome, wrinkly t-shirt lady. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I got uninvited from the gay wedding today. They have limited space, and "100% attendance" so I can come, but I can't bring my guest. I've talked the wedding up to Gay BFF, and I'd feel horrible about going to wedding and leaving him out. The bride told me via text today, and I my feelings are really hurt. I guess I understand about space--she said she never intended me to bring a guest--but still. I've never invited a single only to anything, and the idea she's going to end our relationship via text. I had purchased her wedding present today (before the uninviting). I feel like getting drunk and crying. This is really crappy. I think that since the brides to be knew you'd have to fly half way across the country, a huge expense when air fare, room and meals are added up, they should have been very specific on the save the date. Obviously you were going to have/want to book travel arrangements as soon as possible for the best fares etc... They didn't take the huge commitment you were making to show up into account. That's on them. at least she didn't say she was eunuch and the wedding was off. Well, there is that. she isn't overreacting. people need to learn that if you slight us, we will freeze them out for the rest of our lives. This. As I've got older I've done this more and more. I am ridiculously loyal and expect at least a modicum of loyalty in return. I also expect that a friend/relative doesn't just use me to dump their negativity on every time we talk. I've cut a fair number of people out of my life for this, namely my father who I haven't spoken to for 3 or 4 years now. It is very rare that I've had even a tinge of regret or miss any of them. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Ouchie, you're gonna catch so much shit when she asks back in to the wedding and lesbo 1 gave her space away. That really will be the end of the friendship, and a pint of Ben & Jerrys 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Oh, speaking of loyalty, or lack thereof, I was talking to a few people the last few days in Chicago about the interviews for the Wisconsin and Mississippi regional positions. A couple of them were in the interviews also and a couple that had inside information on the process. After work cocktails are better than truth serum. Turns out that both the Wisconsin and Mississippi positions had already been offered to the two that ended up with the positions before the interviews took place. So, my thought that the whole interview process was just a dog and pony show to make us feel a part of the process was dead on. Strike 2. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 used my friday night to build a foreign equity screener that would make brv all hot and bothered. going to bash some skulls with this mother. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Ouchie, you're gonna catch so much shit when she asks back in to the wedding and lesbo 1 gave her space away. That really will be the end of the friendship, and a pint of Ben & Jerrys No doubt frau's spot has already been assigned to someone elses + 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Ouchie, you're gonna catch so much shit when she asks back in to the wedding and lesbo 1 gave her space away. That really will be the end of the friendship, and a pint of Ben & Jerrys No doubt frau's spot has already been assigned to someone elses + 1 I said "immediately" for a reason. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 let the lobbying/letter writing commence. it was adam and eve not a couple of dykes. or something. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 used my friday night to build a foreign equity screener that would make brv all hot and bothered. going to bash some skulls with this mother. GIVE ME YOUR YOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! sonofabitch Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 gauntlet throwing: i defy strat, naps, and essay to have 1 date (not friendly hang out, not drunk make out sesh with a half lesbian cocktease etc) by halloween thanksgiving. a by god honest date. 1 measley date. of course, i would be absolutely over the moon happy if you decide to overachieve and stick a body part of yours in some orifice of another person. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 i was waiting for that. i have a date tomorrow. PAY ME MY MONEY. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 yeah that girl who connected with me on linkedin and then cancelled because she was sick was actually apparently sick or has run out of all other options because she texted and set it up for tomorrow. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 see!?! it's working already! my gauntlet brings all the girls to your yard. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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