Essay21 2,385 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Crazy hot chick in here for lunch. Oh man, my dick is bustin concrete. I wonder what kind of panties she has on. Odds are probably your basic cotton white, but oh man, maybe it's something else. Maybe it's a little black thong. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Just found out that my bosses best friend is on the bachelorette this next season. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I ordered some new shoes from zappos two days ago and they haven't even processed the order yet much less shipped them. Assumed I'd have them today since it's overnight shipping. This is ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I ordered some new shoes from zappos two days ago and they haven't even processed the order yet much less shipped them. Assumed I'd have them today since it's overnight shipping. This is ridiculous. That's very unusual for zappos. I've only heard good things until now. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I always leave the normal porn I watch in my history so just in case somebody happens to see it they think that's all there is 3 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 M16 is crazy athletic, has an amazing stroke but he's still a kid. You could tell all year he was very nervous. He has pretty sub par handles and I don't think he is all that intelligent. He was lost a lot on D. I think a full off season with the coaches will be a huge benefit to him. He needs to be a spot up shooter and move w/o the ball like Ray Allen does. He also shod be an above average defender, but that is yet to be seen. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 He was robbed in the dunk contest I tell you that Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Hello Frau Glad to see you knocked a little dust off a little while back. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Where are the pop tarts? A staple of any good breakfast. For fatty's. Hello Frau Glad to see you knocked a little dust off a little while back. I missed you. Not much happening here. Thinking we'll go out, maybe the beach, on Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 887 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 played 18 today. Currently wind burnt and buzzed. I have a nasty slice with my driver. At the moment I'm just playing it, def not a good long term solution tho. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 My boy turns 1 tomorrow. Birthday party next weekend. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 M16 is crazy athletic, has an amazing stroke but he's still a kid. You could tell all year he was very nervous. He has pretty sub par handles and I don't think he is all that intelligent. He was lost a lot on D. I think a full off season with the coaches will be a huge benefit to him. He needs to be a spot up shooter and move w/o the ball like Ray Allen does. He also shod be an above average defender, but that is yet to be seen. Allen is mostly a spot up guy now because he is 50. He could get to the hoop 15 or so years ago. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 My boy turns 1 tomorrow. Birthday party next weekend. Time flies! Congrats, Dad! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Allen is mostly a spot up guy now because he is 50. He could get to the hoop 15 or so years ago. Ya I know that, but even as a younger guy he moved well without the ball and got to spot up points. He had a much better handle than M16 though. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Crazy hot chick in here for lunch. Oh man, my dick is bustin concrete. I wonder what kind of panties she has on. Odds are probably your basic cotton white, but oh man, maybe it's something else. Maybe it's a little black thong. little do you know it's her heavy flow day granny panties. played 18 today. Currently wind burnt and buzzed. I have a nasty slice with my driver. At the moment I'm just playing it, def not a good long term solution tho. No, no, no, don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 He had a much better handle than M16 though. Yeah, my only point there was that Ray Allen is a stud and Mac isn't. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I am reaffirmed in capitalism. I had a good donor lunch today, an inappropriate amount of Easter candy, and one of my direct reports gave me an HBO Go code. I love everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I really enjoy the Kill Bill movies. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 If you have another one of those HBO codes lying around the office, hook a brother up. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Instill need to know what phone to get. Galaxy or I-phone? After a lull over the weekend I had a pretty busy week. Somewhere in Piqua Ohio a guy is going to sober up, see some CD full of digital documents, wonder what it is and why he was listening to it, and have a vague recollection of buying a patio door and a new front door for only $8000! Let's hope it's after 3 days that he decides to cancel it, or even better, be adamant that he made a smart decision. My diet has gone to shit and I have no time to run. I have to do something about packing lunch and re-arranging my schedule. Fast food is too much a temptation when you're starving and pressed for time. I have to get up too early to run without getting up at an even earlier ridiculous time. Lol at shake's cache comment. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 If you have another one of those HBO codes lying around the office, hook a brother up. Check your pm's dawg Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 My 3 month free trial just ended for hbo, show time and Cinemax. Managed to watch all of shameless and half of the wire and eastbound and down before I became a poor person again. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Somewhere in Piqua Ohio a guy have a vague recollection of buying a patio door and a new front door for only $8000! Let's hope it's after 3 days that he decides to cancel it, or even better, be adamant that he made a smart decision. My diet has gone to shit One of my favorite hideouts in tassel town is the la salsa next to the m&m joint on the strip. Grub is pretty good, super chilled dosxx on draft, and the best video poker payout tables within a hundred miles. I usually have the bar all to myself even on the busiest foot traffic days since most tourists think they have to see everything in one trip and just grab a beer to go. When I do have company, its usually the time share guys from their cave located somewhere above the ceiling... I could smell one of them enter the premises immediately by the overpowering aroma of Brut cologne. Each and all had the same routine.... Stagger over to the stool back, lean on it for a minute or two, look around the room for possible marks, then waller onto the seat with a moan reminiscent of a dying water buffalo giving birth. A few split seconds later the penny loafers would get peeled off exposing paper thin black socks with white foot powder stains framed by swollen ankles from decades of inactivity Now Im not sayin these guys arent true professionals... Ive seen them in action more than a few times. Shit... I just realized something.... think John Candy in that planes and trains flick. Damn fine performance now that I think about it. Anyway, after witnessing them "sell" several motel rooms right there at the bar over the years I must admit Im a little afraid of their powers of suggestion. So much so that I refuse to look any of them square in the peepers. Being one that has accidentally hypnotized himself at a swinging stoplight more than once I cant afford to take many chances. Ive been in the Stu Unger suite at the oasis before.... damn sure dont need a weeks stay there every January for twelve easy payments of two bills per Back to the point like there really is one.... somehow those guys can spot an easy target a mile away. No certain type, model, or trim level that I can tell. Sometimes its a black guy in his thirties and other can be a middle age asian. All I know is once they get that look in their eyes and go on point with someone they usually seal the deal. Ill never forget the young couple that was lured into the trap right next to me. I sat there quietly giggling into my mug until the guy got on his phone and asked his mom for a loan. Right up until they were marched upstairs to "close" I did my damnedest to convince them out of it... (Beans leans over toward the marks) "Hey.... a ...uh.... I won the use of a vette for the day but I dont have time.... you guys wanna use it?..... I can have them bring it right out there on the curb for ya in fifteen minutes" (Guy looks excited) "Yea...." (Time share guy interrupts) "....and until noon today you get free tubes at the pool" (couple reverts back to hypno-stare) (Beans ups the ante) "Hey..... they also gave me the choice of a Ferrari.... has fresh plum paint and a tubi exhaust.... slicker than a minners dick it is.... hit the gas and feel like a movie star at every light" "HEY..... Hun lets....." (Time share guy rebuts) "....and between you and me they dont inventory the towels so youll never have to buy them or wash rags ever again!" (hypno-stare) After he shot down my be a fighter pilot for a day in a piston twin with a tip how to get free booze from the mini bar fridge I gave up. I often wonder what dump their chalk outlines ended up at. A few days later the same timer came in and sat down next to me.... "That was a good try the other day" "Shit.... I couldnt believe it.... after I left did you sell them a couple cemetery plots in the mirage jungle, too?" "Nah.... I did get one more upgrade before the last signature, though" "Credit life insurance?" "See? youre learning" "Fuck me...." "Nah.... but I hit the shit outta her, though" I had to chew on the lime for a few seconds to get the taste of Brut out of my mouth Seriously.... take a few days and hone your skills this summer. Middle of the bar and dosxx drafts. Thursdays are hit four kings and get an extra fifty smackers. Just dont bother the guy with the dark shades muttering curse words to himself.... and dont be surprised if the fire alarm gets yanked in the middle of a "presentation" In other news.... Yesterday was spent tearing down an aging v-twin cycle. Since my back has been ailing me the last few days I had it raised up on a lift with the engine about titty high to me for ease of access to the wiring harness. The kid was busy moving vehicles around so he could mow and weedeat the compound. I retired to the office in the house around eleven and was researching porn scenes when I heard a sound come from the shop. Looking out the window I could see the jeep pulled into the small side door where the bike was located. Figuring the kid was cleaning it out or something I dismissed the sound and hit the sack... This morning I was greeted with a jeep on top of the bike frame and two quite large toolboxes turned over with their contents scattered throughout the premises Yep.... somehow rolling without the transmission in gear or brake set, the jeep meandered approximately four hundred feet while avoiding several four wheeled objects straight into the overhead door opening and came to rest on the bike. Had the project not been there the bumper would have came to a sudden halt in the side of a prancing horse bearing rig far removed from a similar logo on a ford product. So here I am floating around in three valiums and the earliest crown n cokes since vegas back in december. The only saving grace to the day so far is a surprise call from my gap toothed funny man buddy this morning. Remind me and Ill post a transcript of the conversation later in the day if Im able..... and remember 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I made a bet with a girl who is a friend, I've mentioned her before, last year that she and her boyfriend at the time, also my friend, would move in together after she bought her house. They didn't and now I have to mow the lawn 4 times. She wants me there tomorrow at 930. I'm gonna do such a shitty job. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Go no shirt and booty shorts weather be damned. Link to post Share on other sites
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