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k, wendys is probably better than anyone else in town now.
Right?! I went back to double check and make sure I wasn't just famished and ready to love anything the first time, and it was just as good upon second tasting.
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Right?! I went back to double check and make sure I wasn't just famished and ready to love anything the first time, and it was just as good upon second tasting.
not sure what all they changed. the bun was holding it back, apparently. this song is like amazing and stuffand if you're wondering about the comments, this guy plays them all the time on his show
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not sure what all they changed. the bun was holding it back, apparently.
The bun is great now. Burgers are a little bigger and I think of a little higher quality. Switched to red onion and real (full fat) mayo. I think that's it.
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For the grilling guys...The basic recipe for the grilled jalos is deseed the peppers by splitting down one side and using a small spoon. Insert a little smoky and fill with Phillie creme cheese. Wrap with a strip of pepper bacon and secure it with a toothpick. Grill until the bacon is crispTwo warnings... Keep them off to the side of the fire, slowly moving them closer as the bacon cooks, otherwise its a flash fire waiting to happen. Also the toothpicks will burn down even with the pepper if youre not careful, leading to what Shane and others have called pierced tongues. Since its such a great drinking food I always remember to remove the toothpick before serving. Well, most of the time, anywayAs far as the fries, youll first need a smooth grill griddle or in case of emergency a layer of non stick aluminum foil over the grill as far away from the fire as you can. Ive also used a thin piece of cedar like used with salmon with good results. For beginners Id suggest using a small baking sheet. In case of extreme inebriation use the oven with someone sober at the controls. Otherwise buy more supplies for the firemen Cut the longest jalos that you can find in half and deseed. Cut each half in half.Prepare bowl of eggs whipped with a touch of butter, mustard, ground pepper, and a splash or three of hot sauce Another bowl of hushpuppy mix or regular flour is needed. I sometimes add in finely crushed bread crumbs if they are around. My favorite is Uncle Bucks hushpuppy mix found at Bass pro ShopsAnyhoo, dip the pepper strips into the eggs and then in the puppy mix. Place in the grill, add a few shakes of parmesan and close the lid for fifteen-twenty minutes or until brown...Serve with ranch dressing and icy cold limed CoronasJust like the stuffed peppers, make sure you have several pounds of peppers if a large turnout is expected. The last time I made them two trips back to the grocery store was required to prevent a riot

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I actually made that version of stuffed jalos recently to much success. except with mine I mixed shredded cheddar in with the cream cheese before filling so there was a mixture in there.have you tried deep frying the jalo fries? I would think that would be easier and possibly crispier. and I've got about 10 big ass jalos in my fridge right now just itching to get stuffed with something unhealthy but there's just no time for me to do it. it's sad really. there's also no time for me to eat a wendy's burger in the near future either. how do I have so little of a life yet still never have any god damn free time?

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have you tried deep frying the jalo fries? I would think that would be easier and possibly crispier. how do I have so little of a life yet still never have any god damn free time?
Believe it or else, Ive been pondering doing just that for a while now...I figure that I can bread them using dehydrated potatoes rather than the puppy mix. One of my ideas is to make a custom press out of machined aluminum that packs the potatoes around the jalo before frying so that its like a big steak fry when doneYou have to be careful deep frying jalos though. For some reason you get a real scorcher once in a while that the ladies in attendance frown upon... Ive probably told this one before but Im killing time before walking the doggieA few years back I was down in Houston for Thankshating. The brotherinlaw was deep frying a turkey while competing in a beer drinking contest with me and the other attendees Someone got the bright idea to throw in whole jalo for an in between beer snack....Since I was the pepper specialist and all, after it cooled I was the first to bite off a sampleHoly hell that sonofabitch was hot. Im talkin take your breath fuckin hot. I staggered around gasping for air in between sucking down beers and chewing ice for thirty minutesWhen I was able to talk about an hour later I discussed the matter with the still giggling idiots who didnt have the guts to try it themselves. We all agreed that it had something to do with the seeds being deep friedI dunno... Im sure its been featured on that thousand ways to die show by now...At dinner that evening everyone but me swore that the turkey even tasted like jalosI couldnt taste a damn thing until New Years...
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The bun is great now. Burgers are a little bigger and I think of a little higher quality. Switched to red onion and real (full fat) mayo. I think that's it.
I honestly have not set foot in a Wendy's since...shit I don't know, well over 5 years ago. What exactly am I ordering here because I can't take this anymore, I need to try this thing? I love red onions so that right there is calling my name.
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There was a lightening quick mass exodus of dozens of bugs which almost gave me a heart attack.
This was a funny visual.
how do I have so little of a life yet still never have any god damn free time?
Seems like these would go together, no?
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how do I have so little of a life yet still never have any god damn free time?
maybe if you shifted your waking hours and stopped spending so much time getting up at 4 am to drink coffee and work out, you could join the rest of the adult world and do things after 7pm besides sleep.
oh, he's dating Rebecca Black? good score.
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I have no idea who is in that picture, but the dude is obviously gay. You get the chance to sign a chicks chest, you use the left hand to stabilize the right boob, then you firmly plant your right hand on the left crest of the left boob, while signing and working your thumb slightly under the bra towards the nipple.This is pretty much common knowledge.
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I honestly have not set foot in a Wendy's since...shit I don't know, well over 5 years ago. What exactly am I ordering here because I can't take this anymore, I need to try this thing? I love red onions so that right there is calling my name.
The #2. 1/2 lb double with cheese meal.
This was a funny visual.
No, it was not.
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not sure what all they changed. the bun was holding it back, apparently. this song is like amazing and stuffand if you're wondering about the comments, this guy plays them all the time on his show
Oh Strat. Oh you poor boy. That is awful. I mean, oh my.
Sweet. Thank you. I have most of next week off so I will grab one for lunch.
Yeah, I had to try one. Can't say they are a ton different than the old ones though. Thicker and shorter, which you might like? They put them in a little wrapper though they leave the top open, so be careful you don't spill.
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So, I took the Beemer in for service before we leave on vacation next week knowing it wouldn't need anything except an oil change and all. Well, $1500 later I'm hoping it's ready in time to go. ****in Germans. Then last night I was whining about money and how expensive NY was going to be. I love the idea of NY but getting there and dealing with not having a car, hauling shit, long lines and waits, etc. etc was starting to wear on me. We both need a vacation and Deb much worse than me, but it was looking to be the kind of vacation we would need a vacation from. Long story short, I cancelled it a little while ago.We are still going on vacation, we are just going to come visit all of you guys instead! We are calling it the American Gods tour. We are basically just going to free wheel it around the midwest or (who knows?) and look for more relaxing things, festivals, and such, maybe Amish country or possibly even North Carolina or something. I basically want to see as many weird awful roadside attractions as humanly possible. The idea is still formulating and we going to do some quick research for stuff or maybe just point at a map or something. The more boring and/or odd the better. So if there is something weird you know of going on let us know.

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So, I took the Beemer in for service before we leave on vacation next week knowing it wouldn't need anything except an oil change and all. Well, $1500 later I'm hoping it's ready in time to go. ****in Germans. Then last night I was whining about money and how expensive NY was going to be. I love the idea of NY but getting there and dealing with not having a car, hauling shit, long lines and waits, etc. etc was starting to wear on me. We both need a vacation and Deb much worse than me, but it was looking to be the kind of vacation we would need a vacation from. Long story short, I cancelled it a little while ago.We are still going on vacation, we are just going to come visit all of you guys instead! We are calling it the American Gods tour. We are basically just going to free wheel it around the midwest or (who knows?) and look for more relaxing things, festivals, and such, maybe Amish country or possibly even North Carolina or something. I basically want to see as many weird awful roadside attractions as humanly possible. The idea is still formulating and we going to do some quick research for stuff or maybe just point at a map or something. The more boring and/or odd the better. So if there is something weird you know of going on let us know.
Brv's pretty weird...?
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