Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 interesting reading for a certain someone here"The man who writes your students' papers tells his story" That was fascinating.Obligatory joke: you should see if he'll write cover letters too. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 That was fascinating.Obligatory joke: you should see if he'll write cover letters too. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Don't need anyone after all, I got the call I was waiting on and all is good. Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 There would be only arrant, capital pain. Whether she's my girlfriend or not is irrelevant. I care about her and she is being hurt. This is easy. I've begun preparations. First, however, fake names:Ex-Boyfriend: ColbyEx-Boyfriend's Friend: HalDid I read this correctly? Colby dated Jenny , and then showed Hal the video tape. That's the gayest, most homoerotic movie night I've heard of in a while. If Jenny's as cool as you say she is--you should tell her. Yeah, there will the supernova of mortification, and she'll probably lock herself in a bathroom and cry. This will be followed by violent fantasies--say--punching Colby in the throat, or taking off her stiletto heel and sinking it into his eye socket screaming "How do you like my darkness now?" Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 I like the phrase "supernova of mortification."Edit: I also like: "How do you like my darkness now?" except that I don't really know what that means. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Did I read this correctly? Colby dated Jenny , and then showed Hal the video tape. That's the gayest, most homoerotic movie night I've heard of in a while. If Jenny's as cool as you say she is--you should tell her. Yeah, there will the supernova of mortification, and she'll probably lock herself in a bathroom and cry. This will be followed by violent fantasies--say--punching Colby in the throat, or taking off her stiletto heel and sinking it into his eye socket screaming "How do you like my darkness now?"While I disagree with everything you said, I appreciate the way you phrased it. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Awesome another account I have to figure out. I have a thought but really I COULDN'T BE MORE CONFUSED.On the way to see Daniel Tosh. My hope is it's just him ripping on YouTube for 2 hours but I liked his standup special well enough that I'm still excited. Plus shits always funnier when you're there live. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Awesome another account I have to figure out. I have a thought but really I COULDN'T BE MORE CONFUSED.Dude, that's FRAUTOTENKINDER. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Awesome another account I have to figure out. I have a thought but really I COULDN'T BE MORE CONFUSED.I don't think it's a duplicate account, actually. If it is, I'll be relatively surprised.On the way to see Daniel Tosh. My hope is it's just him ripping on YouTube for 2 hours but I liked his standup special well enough that I'm still excited. Plus shits always funnier when you're there live.Should be entertaining...Tosh.0 has been pretty damn funny at some points this season. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 By "duplicate account", I of course meant of someone from this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Tosh's stand up is great and he did 15-20 minutes of new material when we saw him in Miami. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 It makes me sad that Shake is never on here at the same time as me.Now I just have to pretend that I'm the Bruce Wayne to his Batman.we have like an hour of overlap. it's not all sadz all the timez!I rock the occasional Hollister shirt.half my damn wardrobe is hollister or abercrombie. regular shirts just don't have that "display window" quality for the guns you know?Totally. I got him at -115 and I took the over since I was getting laid .87. Where did you get him Speedz?this was really funny.I got him at an eagle's breath, but only because my bookie laid boar's ear under the typical jackelope hyde. Goosfraba.ooookay, this was funny too. you can have it. loser. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I like the phrase "supernova of mortification."Edit: I also like: "How do you like my darkness now?" except that I don't really know what that means.When I hear "Darkness", all I can think of is Dave Chappelle and Rick James. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 half my damn wardrobe is hollister or abercrombie. regular shirts just don't have that "display window" quality for the guns you know?Oh, I know, brah.*exploding fist bump*When I hear "Darkness", all I can think of is Dave Chappelle and Rick James.I think "Heart of."*puts eyeglasses on*(This was an action-filled action post.)(The double "action" was a mistake, but I left it in there because I liked it.) Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 When I hear "Darkness", all I can think of is Dave Chappelle and Rick James.Fuck yo' couch!I think "Heart of."*puts eyeglasses on*At first I thought you meant shades, a la David Caruso. Then I realized you meant eyeglasses a la...you know, nerds. Either makes me happy. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 oh man there was some HOT ass chick that came into the gym this evening while I was working out. freaking smoking. there was also some gay dude there.guess which one checked me out. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 At first I thought you meant shades, a la David Caruso. Then I realized you meant eyeglasses a la...you know, nerds. Either makes me happy.It was both!Hey speedz, if you're ever just a little too happy, read this and it should knock you down a few pegs. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 oh man there was some HOT ass chick that came into the gym this evening while I was working out. freaking smoking. there was also some gay dude there.guess which one checked me out.Isn't this a work gym? Shouldn't you be TOSSING GAME at the hot chick?Hey speedz, if you're ever just a little too happy, read this and it should knock you down a few pegs.Aaaaaand now my heart hurts. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Aaaaaand now my heart hurts.Is it...dark?Full circle! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Isn't this a work gym? Shouldn't you be TOSSING GAME at the hot chick?yeah it's the work gym, so a) that would be inappropriate and could possibly hurt my career, and b) I'm still me :( Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Is it...dark? Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Dude, that's FRAUTOTENKINDER.Correct! Iphonenkinder and Frautotenkinder are me. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Tosh was hilarious, his opening acts were ok. Worth it though. Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Attention: did anyone here make an Aaron Hernandez prop bet for last night's game? If so, where, and how was your wager graded?No. But he's on two of my fantasy teams and I didn't see him on the field until the 3rd NE possession.I really need to try a mcrib. Is one enough for a meal? They look smallOne is not enough for a meal, but they're not small. Two might do it. Be careful though, they can wreak havoc internally from time to time. Link to post Share on other sites
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