CaneBrain 95 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Que?What you should have said was nothing. I would like to hear the aftermath of JLL's stalker story. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 I would like to hear the aftermath of JLL's stalker story.Boo Boo Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 What you should have said was nothing.Ja? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 I had an interesting morning today. I woke up a bit late, jumped in the shower and rushed to get dressed, when I pulled my slacks out o f the closet I saw something out of the corner of my eye. It looked like something was staring back at me, my heart skipped a beat, I let out a sligh "eek" then started laughing hysterically. My wife and son ran into the room to see what was going on.There was about a foot long lizard on my pants:I am guessing that lizard is the reason I don't have black widows on my clothes.As I was holding the pants up, my asshole cat walks right by, I yelled at her "Hey shithead, you're not doing a very good job"She must be too busy taking showers to do the only job she could possibly have: Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Lizards are awesome.Child porn is not. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Boo BooHa, no.Stalker is a little strong, but she was definitely extremely persistent. Anyways, she was a pathological liar, seemingly, and eventually she made up some lie about having brain cancer and having to move for treatment (except she moved to a tiny town that was little more than a logging camp).Actually, lefty, you're almost right, now that I think of it. Jess's first memory of me is picking me up from a party - I called a friend to come rescue me because StalkerChick showed up and Jess by fluke came along for the ride. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Spent the majority of yesterday afternoon being interviewed by the authorities...As usual, I was totally innocent of all chargesIll run the facts by you guys before revealing the results of the incident......Guy I know owns a plot of land containing an unfinished subdivision...During poker game, Beans comes up with idea to cone off the entrance and exit and make a racetrack out of it for a day...Discussion are made about legalities and such...All involved determine since the local government has not inspected or approved the streets at this time, they are not owned or subject to local laws such as ones that are open to the public...No stops signs or other municipal markings are present on the property...Although large amounts of alcohol are to consumed during the "race", it is decided that each of us will have a designated driver to cart our asses home after the event...Lets also assume that a sixteen year old male was involved in bending the tire bead on an expensive Ford GT during the event and was witnessed by above mentioned authorities as they pulled upSo....What was the outcome? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 After some quick talking referencing planning codes that the officers don't understand, they realize it would be more paperwork than it's worth to do anything, the begrudgingly tell you to get the hell out of thereor....They joined in on the racing. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 guess my favorite line from this Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 guess my favorite line"What's important is that Liefeld thought that the religious crossover in this comic was the perfect excuse to give Jesus a much-needed gritty reboot." Link to post Share on other sites
strategy's_touch 0 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 clearly my favorite was when he called the baby an idiot Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 guess my favorite line from thisI love Coach McGuirk. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Um, it's October 15th and it's 96 degrees outside. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Um, it's October 15th and it's 96 degrees outside.Fuck off, it's literally half-that here. Four weeks ago while I was immobilized on my couch, it was 80+ all god damn week.Edit: That hyphen feels awful. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 It is 48.2 F here. Do any of you care? No? Just checking. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 It is 48.2 F here. Do any of you care? No? Just checking.OMG that's very similar to my temperature! Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Fuck off, it's literally half-that here. Four weeks ago while I was immobilized on my couch, it was 80+ all god damn week.Edit: That hyphen feels awful.felt awful because it was awfulOMG that's very similar to my temperature!you two should be friends! Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 felt awful because it was awfulyou two should be friends!She's my only shelfari buddy; I'm half of hers. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 you two should be friends!Never gonna happen.Hey, nice website. I want a real domain name for my website (currently it is www.littl es asq uatch.etsy.com), preferably I want to get litt les asq ua tch.com (sure hope scram doesn't read this and gank it). Sadly I already spent all the money I've made in sales on the packaging materials I needed to ship the items, so I'm back in the red. Business is hard. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Never gonna happen.Hey, nice website. I want a real domain name for my website (currently it is www.littlesasquatch.etsy.com), preferably I want to get littlesasquatch.com (sure hope scram doesn't read this and gank it). Sadly I already spent all the money I've made in sales on the packaging materials I needed to ship the items, so I'm back in the red. Business is hard.interesting name. my domain cost $10 to register for the year, $9.50 thereafter. used dynadot.com.WMS does everything for me tho, because he's a super nice guy and he got some referral bling with my registration Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 my internet has been out since wednesday so this week has been just HORRIBLE. Just when all my male friends had convinced me that guys are never annoyed to be woken that way... you undo all their hard work. Well done.hahagod damnit.hahaBoo BoohahaThere was about a foot long lizard on my pants:oh yeah? well there's a foot long lizard IN my... no. I'm not going to do it. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 interesting name. my domain cost $10 to register for the year, $9.50 thereafter. used dynadot.com.WMS does everything for me tho, because he's a super nice guy and he got some referral bling with my registrationThanks. I enjoy sasquatches, and the smaller the better! Right?$10 isn't bad, unless you're a broke bum who is living off her ISA. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Thanks. I enjoy sasquatches, and the smaller the better! Right?$10 isn't bad, unless you're a broke bum who is living off her ISA.right!I am doing some work on the site, will be re-linking it when I'm done. you two will have to re-friend. I fought tooth and nail to preserve the old friendship, but wordpress ended up being the better option. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 so I was just sitting here wondering what movies I had in from netflix now, and instead of getting up, walking into the living room, and, you know, looking at the movies, I clicked on netflix, went to my queue, and looked at the part where it tells me what I have at home. technology really does make my life easier. and more loathsome. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 and speedz, good to see you enjoyed your "weekend in the life of shake." you almost looked like a man!and I had no idea you had a personal "in" with grizzly adams. pretty cool. Link to post Share on other sites
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