jeff_536 3 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Sorry I should have been a little clearer. I was talking about beneath the 48th latitude.49th parallel. But you keep plugging away there, slugger. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 No word yet on the Wangster's activities last night. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Holy shit. I think someone does. Describe it. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 I think I just have been noticing it more recently for some reason. People like BigD, Dutch and Spademan who to the casual onlooker come off as crass and possibly unintelligent, then when you actually read their posts you get a glimpse into their intellect. I have personally correlated it with poker, and that most people who are good poker players are usually intelligent people.I think those three guys come off as intelligent. Spadey is probably the smartest guy on the forum.I think that there are a lot of smart poker players and a lot of dumb poker player...no more or less than in any other profession. Yeah, the best poker players are usually intelligent, but that's also true of any profession. I've noticed that in general limit players are more intelligent than no limit players. Obviously there are many exceptions. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 thaaaats it. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 I think those three guys come off as intelligent. Spadey is probably the smartest guy on the forum.I think that there are a lot of smart poker players and a lot of dumb poker player...no more or less than in any other profession. Yeah, the best poker players are usually intelligent, but that's also true of any profession. I've noticed that in general limit players are more intelligent than no limit players. Obviously there are many exceptions.I feel the same way about LHE players vs. NLHE players, but it has more to do with the fact that SO MANY MORE PEOPLE find themselves drawn to NLHE, which regresses the average intelligence to the population mean.I've said before that the people who post in this thread are incredibly intelligent. Even retards like Shake are actually probably just real real smart. Wang: "Hey, uh, is there any way you can clear out for like 2 hours?"Roommate: "Yeah, no problem. Does this have to do with the giggling I heard coming from your room the last few hours?"Wang: "Yes and no."Roommate: "Fair enough. Good luck."Wang: "Naw I think I'm in trouble."Roommate: "I am going next door. I'll be listening."I received, last night, a choice. After we exchanged pleasantries and after I subtly made sure I was not in any real trouble, I was made the following offer.Maggie: "Well, we can either talk or not talk."I was worried I was being tricked, and I actually WANTED to choose (a) so I could figure out the answer to the question (which was the whole reason this was happening in the first place), but, worried about offending her, I chose (b). Don't worry. I have backup plans. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Are you going to have to write an essay every time you want to get laid? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Are you going to have to write an essay every time you want to get laid?Either way he would be looking at a hand cramp, so might as well accomplish something on the way. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Are you going to have to write an essay every time you want to get laid?I did not get laid last night. And, to be fair, I was writing the essay (actually, it was probably a short story?) to get the answer to a question she did not want to answer. Anyway, no. I think she was suitably impressed. She simply was giving me a task she didn't think there was any way I would accomplish, for whatever reason. Then she just gave me another beej so she didn't have to follow through on her word and tell me what I wanted to know. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 I'm confused. You wrote a short story. You were then offered the option of talking or not talking. You chose not talking.And you didn't get laid? Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 I'm confused. You wrote a short story. You were then offered the option of talking or not talking. You chose not talking.And you didn't get laid?Wang: I don’t understand; why didn’t you finish the beej?Maggie: I’ll only tell you if you write me an essay on your view of our relationship.Wang: Done. So tell me why now.Maggie: Do you really want me to tell you or do you just want me to finish that beej now? Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Wang: I don’t understand; why didn’t you finish the beej?Maggie: I’ll only tell you if you write me an essay on your view of our relationship.Wang: Done. So tell me why now.Maggie: Do you really want me to tell you or do you just want me to finish that beej now?Ohhhhh. I see.So the essay was to distract Jesus while she finished.I understand now. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Of this whole weird story saga the one thing that I probably could not get past (yes I can be very superficial about some things) is the low back cross tattoo.It would creep me out. For the most part I find tat's on girls to be extremely unattractive, even if they are done 'tastefully'. But to have that staring at me during sexing, in the shower, getting dresses, at the beach....I don't know. It would be an issue. I guess it makes it twice as bad that it is a religious symbol. I mean, why would you put that, there? Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 For the most part I find tat's on girls to be extremely unattractiveGet out. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Get out.And dick's too. This is of course, just a personal preference. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 It would creep me out. For the most part I find tat's on girls to be extremely unattractive, even if they are done 'tastefully'. But to have that staring at me during sexing, in the shower, getting dresses, at the beach....I don't know. It would be an issue. I guess it makes it twice as bad that it is a religious symbol. I mean, why would you put that, there?I think tats, done right, are sexy. And I would LOVE to bang a girl with a serious cross on her lower back. But probably only a few times. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 This is of course, just a personal preference. Either you're gay or this is hot. End of story. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 I think tats, done right, are sexy. And I would LOVE to bang a girl with a serious cross on her lower back. But probably only a few times. Ya, this is the thing with the thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Texted response:"I am coming over."Perhaps I laid it on a little thick. I'm usually very subtle, but it appears that I am in trouble. I'm making the roommate clear out so that I can get scolded or yelled at in relative privacy.Okay, I have to stop at the ketchup here so I can chime in before hearing the actual outcome. I believe you guys are totally missing the boat without the salamander.Drunken Maggie is getting hot in the car wanting to feed the baby lust and inner need to procreate and well, really just orgasm. She let's loose the ta ta's and proceeds with no forthought to get out Mr. Magoo and get his attention. In midstream the realization that she doesn't swallow hit her and the logistics of getting Mr. Magoo in the veejayjay whilst in the Ion was logistically an impossibilty. Her choices therefore were to look for a hanky to finish him off or bow out and wait until a later date to complete the mating ritual. Needing an excuse that would allow her to bow out gracefully whilt still keeping Wang's desire to propagate she arrived at the ol' "It's too big" line, which probably made her giggle as she walked to the door realizing that the size wasn't ever the issue. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 That's a lot of thinking to do with a cock in her mouth. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 All that matters is that you guys know I think of and refer to my wang as "Mr. Magoo." Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 I've said before that the people who post in this thread are incredibly intelligent. Even retards like Shake are actually probably just real real smart.no no, full fledged retard. pretay, pretay sure. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 no no, full fledged retard. pretay, pretay sure.Dude, you never go full retard. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 pretay, pretayI finally caught an episode during the stretch when he has a pube stuck in his throat. It made many of my friends' jokes make much more sense. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 i'm reasonably certain that i will see this. http://www.latinoreview.com/news/ok-what-t...this-movie-5825damn that chick is hot. Link to post Share on other sites
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