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probably the stupidist poker related thing ive done in my life.
you sure about that :wink: :club:
yes, and delete ur post.idiot.
that post isn't getting deleted. I'm pretty sure that you've done some dumber poker related stuff other then accidentally playing royal holdem :D
yea like the time i pulled my pants down at the casino and pissed on the dealer. damn that was stupid.
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u try to get quads or top boat in r holdem. since a straght can't win, it can tie though. the board always pairs.

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I sorry but thats censored hilarious. I hope youre just censored with us.
not censoring with anyone.. but that was pretty funny..in hindsight. at the time my heart almost stopped.now i know what tritz felt like when he could see the flop before it came out.
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I sorry but thats censored hilarious. I hope youre just censored with us.
not censoring with anyone.. but that was pretty funny..in hindsight. at the time my heart almost stopped.now i know what tritz felt like when he could see the flop before it came out.
HEH.You're killing me.
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This is too funny not to bump for the daytime crowd who should be coming on in a few hours.
lol the night time donkey is still trying to get out of the damn royal holdem hole.this UB bonus is a biatch to clear.
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I sorry but thats censored hilarious. I hope youre just censored with us.
not censoring with anyone.. but that was pretty funny..in hindsight. at the time my heart almost stopped.now i know what tritz felt like when he could see the flop before it came out.
two quick ideas...will you be changing your screenname to ubsux?andIve never heard of it either, so dont feel bad...
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I sorry but thats censored hilarious. I hope youre just censored with us.
not censoring with anyone.. but that was pretty funny..in hindsight. at the time my heart almost stopped.now i know what tritz felt like when he could see the flop before it came out.
two quick ideas...will you be changing your screenname to ubsux?andIve never heard of it either, so dont feel bad...
I could definately change my name...I didnt like the site one bit.chasing that damn bonus was def -EV I haven't cleared even 1/5th of it..ive at least played 1500 hands ..and Im down like 80bb's.
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btw the game sucks..whats the point to it?  its stupid.
The point is that by readjusting your startegy to fit the game(as any good player will and should do) you can make a decent amount off the people who don't(you when you didnt kno what game you were playing? and look how much they scored off you).
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btw the game sucks..whats the point to it? its stupid.
The point is that by readjusting your startegy to fit the game(as any good player will and should do) you can make a decent amount off the people who don't(you when you didnt kno what game you were playing? and look how much they scored off you).
its still a stupid game though..its horrible. If the point of the game is to sit there and wait for someone to sit down and think hes playing regular holdem for a few hands so that you can "trick" him out of his money, then its even more ridiculous.
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why do they even put these two fucking games together. ive been playing online for 2 years and Ive never even heard of royal holdem..I was multitabling for the bonus and all of a sudden I notice I keep getting monster hands cracked. and I dont see a single fucking 8 or 2 in the game...i was already down like 100 when I started to freak...and the other assholes at my table didnt even tell me when I freaked out about this happening...so so gay.probably the stupidist poker related thing ive done in my life.
This is by far the best part of the story. I bet the other people at your table were laughing their asses off...and are there partly to take money from people that stuble on those tables accidentally and think all their hands are monsters until they figure it out.
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I actually fell into this too. I just started playing UB a while ago and I never heard of Royal Holdem, so I'm sitting there getting monster hands over and over and it took me about 6 hands to realize something was definitely not right. Hahaha.Actually after you know the game it's pretty easy to beat. You just play pocket pairs or suited cards preflop and try to hit quads or the royal.

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btw the game sucks..whats the point to it? its stupid.
The point is that by readjusting your startegy to fit the game(as any good player will and should do) you can make a decent amount off the people who don't(you when you didnt kno what game you were playing? and look how much they scored off you).
its still a stupid game though..its horrible. If the point of the game is to sit there and wait for someone to sit down and think hes playing regular holdem for a few hands so that you can "trick" him out of his money, then its even more ridiculous.
Yea that is pretty shady...
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its still a stupid game though..its horrible. If the point of the game is to sit there and wait for someone to sit down and think hes playing regular holdem for a few hands so that you can "trick" him out of his money, then its even more ridiculous.Yea that is pretty shady...
I'm rushing right home to sign up on UB so that I can do just that.
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haha i saw the royal holdem tables on UB today and remembered this
haha great bump...i am reading this and didn't notice the date...and i'm like why the hell is JC playing 2/4
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