digitalmonkey 929 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 FergieORShakira Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 fergie.and it's not even close. Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Fergie Link to post Share on other sites
Tailspin 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 In those pics Shakira Link to post Share on other sites
24fanatics 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 In those pics ShakiraI agree. We need a better picture of Fergie. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Shakira for sure. Fergie looks bad in that pic. Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Wrecked 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Shakira Link to post Share on other sites
loxo 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 fergie.and it's not even close.I concur. Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 fergie... she has a look that I just want to fuck the brains out of Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 I wouldn't kick either one out of bed, but .................... Fergie. Link to post Share on other sites
TheIceman05 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Shakira. Dated a girl once who had a fragile ego, and whenever she asked, "Would have you sex with _________?" we had an unwritten agreement that I'd just say, "What? Sheesh, of course not. She's hideous" and then point out some feature that my girlfriend had that was better.Penultimate conversation with GF:(sitting on couch, mesmerized by Shakira 'Whenever, Wherever' video)GF: "Would you have sex with Shakira?"Iceman: "Come on, honey. I love you."GF: "I know, but I wanna know. I don't care. Would you have sex with Shakira?"Iceman: "Honey, don't be so insecure. I will never cheat on you. I love you so much."GF: "Yeah, but what if you wouldn't get caught? Or what if you could immediately go back in time and make it so it never happened?"Iceman: "That second part there doesn't make any sense, but, honey, you're wonderful. Don't worry, beautiful."(pause... glorious, pause, meaning the conversation might be over, and she's probably thinking about shoes, or how she hates her hips or something)Iceman: "Besides, she'd never fuck a dude like me..."Final conversation with (now ex) GF:(ex)GF: "I want my fucking CDs back and my goddamned scented candles! I hate you you fucking asshole!"Iceman: "Not only would I make Shakira squeal like a stuck big, I'd pound each and every woman you ever asked that question about until their vaginas looked like roast-beef sanwiches after a meat-mallet had been taken to them. Also, you're a whore and I porked your best friend."So, uh....Shakira. Definitely Shakira.Ice Link to post Share on other sites
loxo 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Shakira.  Dated a girl once who had a fragile ego, and whenever she asked, "Would have you sex with _________?" we had an unwritten agreement that I'd just say, "What?  Sheesh, of course not.  She's hideous" and then  point out some feature that my girlfriend had that was better.Penultimate conversation with GF:(sitting on couch, mesmerized by Shakira 'Whenever, Wherever' video)GF: "Would you have sex with Shakira?"Iceman: "Come on, honey.  I love you."GF: "I know, but I wanna know.  I don't care.  Would you have sex with Shakira?"Iceman: "Honey, don't be so insecure.  I will never cheat on you.  I love you so much."GF: "Yeah, but what if you wouldn't get caught?  Or what if you could immediately go back in time and make it so it never happened?"Iceman: "That second part there doesn't make any sense, but, honey, you're wonderful.  Don't worry, beautiful."(pause... glorious, pause, meaning the conversation might be over, and she's probably thinking about shoes, or how she hates her hips or something)Iceman: "Besides, she'd never fuck a dude like me..."Final conversation with (now ex) GF:(ex)GF: "I want my fucking CDs back and my goddamned scented candles!  I hate you you censored asshole!"Iceman: "Not only would I make Shakira squeal like a stuck big, I'd pound each and every woman you ever asked that question about until their vaginas looked like roast-beef sanwiches after a meat-mallet had been taken to them.  Also, you're a whore and I porked your best friend."So, uh....Shakira.  Definitely Shakira.IceTy, roflmao. Link to post Share on other sites
LAS22 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Fergie Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Shakira bothers me due to the whole 'no-talent assclown, but hot, therefore famous' thing, but Fergie looks like a fucking drag queen 30% of the time.Non-drag queen Fergie >>>>> Shakira.Drag queen Fergie << Shakira. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Shakira Link to post Share on other sites
fmlycar 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 shakira's face on fergie's body i really think fergie is a butterface sigh imo(not that i wouldn't pound it) Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Shakira- but, I love the hips. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 fergie... she has a look that I just want to fuck the brains out of Link to post Share on other sites
dreamcaster 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 shakira's face on fergie's body i really think fergie is a butterface sigh imo(not that i wouldn't pound it) Link to post Share on other sites
buzbrad11 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Shakira bothers me due to the whole 'no-talent assclown, but hot, therefore famous' thing, but Fergie looks like a fucking drag queen 30% of the time.Non-drag queen Fergie >>>>> Shakira.Drag queen Fergie << Shakira.Amen Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 See my avatar. There might be some women where this would be a close call, but not Fergie. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 I think Shakira Link to post Share on other sites
BilliardsBoy 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 shakira's face on fergie's body i really think fergie is a butterface sigh imo(not that i wouldn't pound it) Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Shakira. Dated a girl once who had a fragile ego, and whenever she asked, "Would have you sex with _________?" we had an unwritten agreement that I'd just say, "What? Sheesh, of course not. She's hideous" and then point out some feature that my girlfriend had that was better.Penultimate conversation with GF:(sitting on couch, mesmerized by Shakira 'Whenever, Wherever' video)GF: "Would you have sex with Shakira?"Iceman: "Come on, honey. I love you."GF: "I know, but I wanna know. I don't care. Would you have sex with Shakira?"Iceman: "Honey, don't be so insecure. I will never cheat on you. I love you so much."GF: "Yeah, but what if you wouldn't get caught? Or what if you could immediately go back in time and make it so it never happened?"Iceman: "That second part there doesn't make any sense, but, honey, you're wonderful. Don't worry, beautiful."(pause... glorious, pause, meaning the conversation might be over, and she's probably thinking about shoes, or how she hates her hips or something)Iceman: "Besides, she'd never fuck a dude like me..."Final conversation with (now ex) GF:(ex)GF: "I want my fucking CDs back and my goddamned scented candles! I hate you you censored asshole!"Iceman: "Not only would I make Shakira squeal like a stuck big, I'd pound each and every woman you ever asked that question about until their vaginas looked like roast-beef sanwiches after a meat-mallet had been taken to them. Also, you're a whore and I porked your best friend."So, uh....Shakira. Definitely Shakira.IceBest breakup story ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Rybo 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 shakira's face on fergie's body i really think fergie is a butterface sigh imo(not that i wouldn't pound it)3rd Link to post Share on other sites
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