Timdog1010 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I'm trying to remember the name of that ninja pirate guy...can't remember the exact username, but he was crazy funny. is this the one? this is my fave thread...http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...&highlight= Ron, you're my boy, but this is now the funniest sh it I've ever read on this site. OMG I'm crying... Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Let's get some more people who are crying over the Blood Ninja... please... just one more... Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 the trist thread will it ever die? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I'm trying to remember the name of that ninja pirate guy...can't remember the exact username, but he was crazy funny. Â is this the one? this is my fave thread...http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...&highlight= Ron, you're my boy, but this is now the funniest sh it I've ever read on this site. OMG I'm crying...Couldn't read it all, but it was very amusing. I liked the line "It takes time for good pizza" Link to post Share on other sites
sublime 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I'm trying to remember the name of that ninja pirate guy...can't remember the exact username, but he was crazy funny. Â I also can't find any post about this in the archives, but I will say I never laughed so hard as when he was telling his ninja pirate story and someone said 'I don't want to be a pirate any more.'funniest.post.ever~sublime Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the censored, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh censored BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you censored up. eminemBNJA: Oh censored eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something Genius. Pure genius. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the censored, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh censored BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you censored up. eminemBNJA: Oh censored eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something Genius. Pure genius.thats also hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I'm trying to remember the name of that ninja pirate guy...can't remember the exact username, but he was crazy funny. is this the one? this is my fave thread...http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...&highlight= OMG this thread is killing mebaaahahah. i missed this one. Pure hilarity!! Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I'm trying to remember the name of that ninja pirate guy...can't remember the exact username, but he was crazy funny. is this the one? this is my fave thread...http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...&highlight= Ron, you're my boy, but this is now the funniest sh it I've ever read on this site. OMG I'm crying...Couldn't read it all, but it was very amusing. I liked the line "It takes time for good pizza"The pizza one is awesome.I love how this guy is now known and they are all lik e"oh its you, i thought i told you to stop messaging me'"LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your censored. bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A censored PYSCHO!!Classic...simply classic.LMAO!!i want this guys babies Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 OH god I'm crying from this Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slidesoff my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips ahole in your blouse.I'm sorry.Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.Wellhung: I'll pay for it.Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My softbreasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck.Do you have any scissors?Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching backundoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses mybreasts. My nipples are erect for you.Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel yourtongue all over me.Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,breasts. They're neat!Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibblingyour ear.Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.Sweetheart: What?Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains ofmy blouse.Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over,in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.Sweetheart: What's the matter?Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.Sweetheart: Are you OK?Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.Sweetheart: Can I help?Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumblingthrough the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet.And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost.Where's the bedroom?Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.Wellhung: I found it.Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Ok, I'm done looking at this thread. I'm seriously going to get fired for being a giggling idiot... Link to post Share on other sites
superchuck 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 i forget who it was and i cant find it but someone responded toa thread with this."9fg7ydf9s8gfg9fgcwfc9-fhgfmhg9-d8fhbv9tjh. i just threw a copy of super system 2 on my keyboard and it made more sense." Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Well I guess we settled that debate about the funniest post ever. Royal its nice to see you finally noticed this threadbloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC* sweet17: this isn't you. bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't! sweet17: You don't look like that. bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go censored yourself Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Sarah19fca: This is stupid. Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh. Sarah19fca: /ignore Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a censored anyway. Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 i forget who it was and i cant find it but someone responded toa thread with this."9fg7ydf9s8gfg9fgcwfc9-fhgfmhg9-d8fhbv9tjh. i just threw a copy of super system 2 on my keyboard and it made more sense."This is my absolute favorite as well. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.I just completely lost it. Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckSty 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 i'm a big fan of the bear and the rhinocerous Link to post Share on other sites
jeremyb311 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Ok, I'm done looking at this thread. I'm seriously going to get fired for being a giggling idiot...I know...people at my office giving me weird looks. Too funny to not laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 is the guy who did all that cyber stuff actually a poster here or is that from somewhere else? the best one is the pizza one, haha. Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Let's get some more people who are crying over the Blood Ninja... please... just one more...Definitely. That was the funniest thing I've ever read. Did that make anyone else want to try messing with people trying to cyber? I feel like as hilarious as this was, the potential to make fun of people trying to cyber is huge. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Is it called "trying to cyber" now? Is it cybering instead of fucking?I'm trying to keep up with the lingo you kiddies use. :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckSty 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Let's get some more people who are crying over the Blood Ninja... please... just one more...Definitely. That was the funniest thing I've ever read. Did that make anyone else want to try messing with people trying to cyber? I feel like as hilarious as this was, the potential to make fun of people trying to cyber is huge.if you **** with me while i'm trying to cyber (gayest term ever) i'll be spitting out your heart with my chicken wing bones. unless of course you tell me that putting oatmeal in your underwear and rolling down a hill is your favorite pasttime too. Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Let's get some more people who are crying over the Blood Ninja... please... just one more...Definitely. That was the funniest thing I've ever read. Did that make anyone else want to try messing with people trying to cyber? I feel like as hilarious as this was, the potential to make fun of people trying to cyber is huge.if you censored with me while i'm trying to cyber (gayest term ever) i'll be spitting out your heart with my chicken wing bones. unless of course you tell me that putting oatmeal in your underwear and rolling down a hill is your favorite pasttime too.Ron said it's called "cyber-sex" when you fuck someone online and "rape" when you do it in real life. Link to post Share on other sites
jeremyb311 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 if you censored with me while i'm trying to cyber (gayest term ever) i'll be spitting out your heart with my chicken wing bones. unless of course you tell me that putting oatmeal in your underwear and rolling down a hill is your favorite pasttime too.Due to the rise in Gas prices i have had to divert some of my oatmeal funds to gas funds. It has been a rough couple of weeks. Plenty of hills but no oatmeal! Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I put on my robe and wizard hat.And I'm spent.Funny side story to that. I don't know how many of you use Poker office, but I like it, and one of the cute things it has is an icon by each persons name representing if they are LAG, Passive, pre vs post flop etc. Well, one of the icons for being tight aggressive is a little wizard's hat. My play tended to be just outside of their criteria for TAG, dipping in and out of it. So, because I thought it was funny, every time Poker Office recaclulated and switched me to the TAg icon, I would type in poker room chat channel "I put on my robe and wizard's hat!"Sometimes the best jokes are the one's nobody else is going to get at the time.Ray Link to post Share on other sites
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