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I'm trying to remember the name of that ninja pirate guy...can't remember the exact username, but he was crazy funny. :club:
is this the one? this is my fave thread...http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...&highlight=
Ron, you're my boy, but this is now the funniest sh it I've ever read on this site. OMG I'm crying...
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I'm trying to remember the name of that ninja pirate guy...can't remember the exact username, but he was crazy funny.   :club:
is this the one? this is my fave thread...http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...&highlight=
Ron, you're my boy, but this is now the funniest sh it I've ever read on this site. OMG I'm crying...
Couldn't read it all, but it was very amusing. I liked the line "It takes time for good pizza"
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I'm trying to remember the name of that ninja pirate guy...can't remember the exact username, but he was crazy funny.   :club:
I also can't find any post about this in the archives, but I will say I never laughed so hard as when he was telling his ninja pirate story and someone said 'I don't want to be a pirate any more.'funniest.post.ever~sublime
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the censored, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh censored BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you censored up. eminemBNJA: Oh censored eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something Genius. Pure genius.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the censored, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh censored BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you censored up. eminemBNJA: Oh censored eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something Genius. Pure genius.
thats also hilarious.
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I'm trying to remember the name of that ninja pirate guy...can't remember the exact username, but he was crazy funny. :club:
is this the one? this is my fave thread...http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...&highlight=
Ron, you're my boy, but this is now the funniest sh it I've ever read on this site. OMG I'm crying...
Couldn't read it all, but it was very amusing. I liked the line "It takes time for good pizza"
The pizza one is awesome.I love how this guy is now known and they are all lik e"oh its you, i thought i told you to stop messaging me'"LOL
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sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your censored. bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A censored PYSCHO!!
Classic...simply classic.
LMAO!!i want this guys babies
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OH god I'm crying from this Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slidesoff my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips ahole in your blouse.I'm sorry.Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.Wellhung: I'll pay for it.Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My softbreasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck.Do you have any scissors?Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching backundoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses mybreasts. My nipples are erect for you.Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel yourtongue all over me.Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,breasts. They're neat!Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibblingyour ear.Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.Sweetheart: What?Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains ofmy blouse.Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over,in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.Sweetheart: What's the matter?Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.Sweetheart: Are you OK?Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.Sweetheart: Can I help?Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumblingthrough the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet.And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost.Where's the bedroom?Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.Wellhung: I found it.Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

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i forget who it was and i cant find it but someone responded toa thread with this."9fg7ydf9s8gfg9fgcwfc9-fhgfmhg9-d8fhbv9tjh. i just threw a copy of super system 2 on my keyboard and it made more sense."

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Well I guess we settled that debate about the funniest post ever. Royal its nice to see you finally noticed this threadbloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC* sweet17: this isn't you. bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't! sweet17: You don't look like that. bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go censored yourself Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Sarah19fca: This is stupid. Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh. Sarah19fca: /ignore Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a censored anyway. Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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i forget who it was and i cant find it but someone responded toa thread with this."9fg7ydf9s8gfg9fgcwfc9-fhgfmhg9-d8fhbv9tjh. i just threw a copy of super system 2 on my keyboard and it made more sense."
This is my absolute favorite as well.
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Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
I just completely lost it.
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Let's get some more people who are crying over the Blood Ninja... please... just one more...
Definitely. That was the funniest thing I've ever read. Did that make anyone else want to try messing with people trying to cyber? I feel like as hilarious as this was, the potential to make fun of people trying to cyber is huge.
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Let's get some more people who are crying over the Blood Ninja... please... just one more...
Definitely. That was the funniest thing I've ever read. Did that make anyone else want to try messing with people trying to cyber? I feel like as hilarious as this was, the potential to make fun of people trying to cyber is huge.
if you **** with me while i'm trying to cyber (gayest term ever) i'll be spitting out your heart with my chicken wing bones. unless of course you tell me that putting oatmeal in your underwear and rolling down a hill is your favorite pasttime too.
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Let's get some more people who are crying over the Blood Ninja... please... just one more...
Definitely. That was the funniest thing I've ever read. Did that make anyone else want to try messing with people trying to cyber? I feel like as hilarious as this was, the potential to make fun of people trying to cyber is huge.
if you censored with me while i'm trying to cyber (gayest term ever) i'll be spitting out your heart with my chicken wing bones. unless of course you tell me that putting oatmeal in your underwear and rolling down a hill is your favorite pasttime too.
Ron said it's called "cyber-sex" when you fuck someone online and "rape" when you do it in real life.
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if you censored with me while i'm trying to cyber (gayest term ever) i'll be spitting out your heart with my chicken wing bones. unless of course you tell me that putting oatmeal in your underwear and rolling down a hill is your favorite pasttime too.
Due to the rise in Gas prices i have had to divert some of my oatmeal funds to gas funds. It has been a rough couple of weeks. Plenty of hills but no oatmeal!
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.And I'm spent.
Funny side story to that. I don't know how many of you use Poker office, but I like it, and one of the cute things it has is an icon by each persons name representing if they are LAG, Passive, pre vs post flop etc. Well, one of the icons for being tight aggressive is a little wizard's hat. My play tended to be just outside of their criteria for TAG, dipping in and out of it. So, because I thought it was funny, every time Poker Office recaclulated and switched me to the TAg icon, I would type in poker room chat channel "I put on my robe and wizard's hat!"Sometimes the best jokes are the one's nobody else is going to get at the time.Ray
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