anyone else gotten 'some' from poker?

[Spademan 94]

Was reminded by certain events tonight that this information may be usefull to some of you nerds out there, that may need an extra advantage when it come to the ladies.Thrice, count it, THRICE have I been laid via cards, and one of those times (albiet via a magic trick, the "double lift") was a threesome with 2 cheerleaders in high school.The just of it: use poker at parties to your advantage... "whoever wins the most get's to choose a partner", or some other variation that the loveliest of the fairer sex will willing comply to in a party atmosphere.Sounds absurd, but just give it a try and thank me later.

[Nimbletoe 0]

I... i'm at a loss for words. Really.

[ArseneLupin3 0]

Was reminded by certain events tonight that this information may be usefull to some of you nerds out there, that may need an extra advantage when it come to the ladies.Thrice, count it, THRICE have I been laid via cards, and one of those times (albiet via a magic trick, the "double lift") was a threesome with 2 cheerleaders in high school.The just of it:  use poker at parties to your advantage... "whoever wins the most get's to choose a partner", or some other variation that the loveliest of the fairer sex will willing comply to  in a party  atmosphere.Sounds absurd, but just give it a try and thank me later.

This sounds like something that everyone will view as appropriate.-adam

[TraptSteve 0]

Screw that. You can usually spot the one ( some times there are more than one) that wants the shaft at a party. I remember when I was about 15-16 and a friend gave me this for advice, "Walk over to her and grab her ass!". It worked because she was a bit of a hizzo... and because that's how you say hello in a club(even though it was at my house, she was a club-hopper). All about confidence, like when you are playing poker and you KNOW your opponent is going to fold to a large bet or KNOW you've have them beat. Just pretend you are peddling the 'nuts' to her.if that doesn't work out, the slightly chunky one sitting on the couch will be available :wink:

[Spademan 94]

This sounds like something that everyone will view as appropriate.-adam

I sure hope not.That would take 87.5% of the fun out of it.

[Spademan 94]

Screw that. You can usually spot the one ( some times there are more than one) that wants the shaft at a party. Approach her and tell her what she wants to hear - with confidence.  if that doesn't work out, the slightly chunky one will be available :wink:

Obviously. But I'm trying to incorporate POKER into it.Combining the two pastimes/professions is so much more fun.

[joeythep 0]

I have been "rewarded" by my wife after a big winning night. That's about it...

[Pokerghost2 0]

Screw that. You can usually spot the one ( some times there are more than one) that wants the shaft at a party. Approach her and tell her what she wants to hear - with confidence.  if that doesn't work out, the slightly chunky one will be available :wink:

Obviously. But I'm trying to incorporate POKER into it.Combining the two pastimes/professions is so much more fun.

i had quite a time with ur mother after i played some poker. of course since it is her profession i had to pay the standard fee, but u will be happy to know she was well worth the price.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Somehow, I believe the whole point of he original post was to point out a threesome with two cheerleaders. woo hoo for you. My only question is, how good looking were those male cheerleaders? Were you at the bottom of top of the pyramid?

[btlee 0]

I have been "rewarded" by my wife after a big winning night. That's about it...

ditto, although massive flirting at the casino tables a couple of times... Not sure if it was legit or an attempt to change my play however.

[711Buddha 0]

Spademan = Lucky Pierre?Serious, chasing girls is like poker.Patience is a key.Choose your spots.Don't chase little pots, you want to get paid off big, not get a little unsatisfing action. Starting cards matter (how do you start? Clean, well dressed etc?)As in all things Success is not an accident.

[SAM_Hard8 50]

Not from poker but once a hot craps table got me a crazy night in Vegas.

[Guest XXEddie]

Spademan = Lucky Pierre?Serious, chasing girls is like poker.Patience is a key.Choose your spots.Don't chase little pots, you want to get paid off big, not get a little unsatisfing action.  Starting cards matter (how do you start?  Clean, well dressed etc?)As in all things Success is not an accident.

lol, nice

[A. Holmberg 0]

Why did I waste my time reading this? lol

[custom36 4]

2 cheerleaders in high school.

Nobody here is upset that this guy is proud of having sex with a minor (if this is at all true)? Pedophile.

[Talent03 0]

Screw that. You can usually spot the one ( some times there are more than one) that wants the shaft at a party. Approach her and tell her what she wants to hear - with confidence.  if that doesn't work out, the slightly chunky one will be available :wink:

Obviously. But I'm trying to incorporate POKER into it.Combining the two pastimes/professions is so much more fun.

Who gives a sh!t about the order things go. Grab her @ss then 'poker', it all works out the same.

[Guest]

hey, they could of been seniors in high school = 18

[Guest Anonymous]

Somehow, I believe the whole point of he original post was to point out a threesome with two cheerleaders.  woo hoo for you.  My only question is, how good looking were those male cheerleaders?  Were you at the bottom of top of the pyramid?

You are a comic genius. Kudos!

[custom36 4]

hey, they could of been seniors in high school = 18

Or, ya know, a pedophile.

[blinky 0]

the provider of my nookie doesnt like the poker, so i tell her i only play once a week

[Pokerghost2 0]

hey, they could of been seniors in high school = 18

i still think its wrong to have a threesome with 18 yr old boys, but im old fashioned.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

what about 20 year old boys? Seriously, what about 20 year old boys? It's not illegal is it?Pheww

[Dixie Wrecked 0]

Somehow when I'm sitting at a table surrounded by fat guys, old men, and old women, getting laid is the last thing on my mind.

[econ_tim 0]

The just of it:  use poker at parties to your advantage... "whoever wins the most get's to choose a partner", or some other variation that the loveliest of the fairer sex will willing comply to  in a party  atmosphere.

Very Rocks n Rings.

[lrlslo 0]

hey, they could of been seniors in high school = 18

Or, ya know, a pedophile.

Yeah, everyone out there who wants to have a threesome with 18 year old cheerleaders is a pedophile! Those people disgust me. If anyone comes across any pictures of such an event taking place send them to me and I will try to prosecute to the full extent of the law. (please send as many as possible, and not just cheerleaders, but nurses, flight attendants, schoolgirls....)