poo in a bag 0 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 i went to a strip club tonitestripper chicks have soft boobs Link to post Share on other sites
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Dr_Shakes 0 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Awesome! Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Over/under till busto? I give him 6 weeks. Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Spam Link to post Share on other sites
outsider13 0 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 ive been running bad all day so i must have been wrong earlierred! Always bet on black! Link to post Share on other sites
mark_999 0 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I´ve got a buddy in almost the exact same situation. He is getting a 200K settlement from his accident in a few months and plans to play 50-100 on full tilt and put 5K bets down on baccarat.He just doesn´t care about money. he´ll put his whole pay check down like an idiot and either double it up or go home broke then think about the consequences afterHe recently just won 13K at baccarat. He was so excited....on top of the world. He bought a few things , bought groceries, paid rent ect....3 days later, broke again. I get a call saying ahhh mark i just lost 6K at baccarat, but oh well at least i knew i had a shot at something big.About a 4 months ago he ran 400$ into about 12K online by luckboxing his way up the limits. He´s a below average player who knows the basics...heres a few hands that he sent me that should entertain you guys..Full Tilt Poker Game #8684754982: Table Grace (deep hu) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:34:23 ET - 2008/10/27Seat 1: Boosted J ($5,000)Seat 2: devlinace888 ($5,000)Boosted J posts the small blind of $25devlinace888 posts the big blind of $50The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to devlinace888 [Ts As]Boosted J raises to $150devlinace888 raises to $5,000, and is all inBoosted J foldsUncalled bet of $4,850 returned to devlinace888devlinace888 mucksdevlinace888 wins the pot ($300)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $300 | Rake $0Seat 1: Boosted J (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 2: devlinace888 (big blind) collected ($300), muckedFull Tilt Poker Game #8684946031: Table Grace (deep hu) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:53:05 ET - 2008/10/27Seat 1: Boosted J ($5,895)Seat 2: devlinace888 ($4,093)devlinace888 posts the small blind of $25Boosted J posts the big blind of $50The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to devlinace888 [Td 7d]devlinace888 raises to $100Boosted J raises to $450devlinace888 calls $350*** FLOP *** [4s 5d 9d]Boosted J bets $675devlinace888 calls $675*** TURN *** [4s 5d 9d] [2h]Boosted J checksdevlinace888 checks*** RIVER *** [4s 5d 9d 2h] [3h]Boosted J bets $1,150devlinace888 has 15 seconds left to actdevlinace888 raises to $2,968, and is all in (-------after this all in he told me he thought he had a straight and didn´t realize it until boosted time banked it lolBoosted J has 15 seconds left to actBoosted J has requested TIMEBoosted J foldsUncalled bet of $1,818 returned to devlinace888devlinace888 mucksdevlinace888 wins the pot ($4,549.50)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $4,550 | Rake $0.50Board: [4s 5d 9d 2h 3h]Seat 1: Boosted J (big blind) folded on the RiverSeat 2: devlinace888 (small blind) collected ($4,549.50), mucked Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I´ve got a buddy in almost the exact same situation. He is getting a 200K settlement from his accident in a few months and plans to play 50-100 on full tilt and put 5K bets down on baccarat.He just doesn´t care about money. he´ll put his whole pay check down like an idiot and either double it up or go home broke then think about the consequences afterHe recently just won 13K at baccarat. He was so excited....on top of the world. He bought a few things , bought groceries, paid rent ect....3 days later, broke again. I get a call saying ahhh mark i just lost 6K at baccarat, but oh well at least i knew i had a shot at something big.About a 4 months ago he ran 400$ into about 12K online by luckboxing his way up the limits. He´s a below average player who knows the basics...heres a few hands that he sent me that should entertain you guys..Full Tilt Poker Game #8684754982: Table Grace (deep hu) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:34:23 ET - 2008/10/27Seat 1: Boosted J ($5,000)Seat 2: devlinace888 ($5,000)Boosted J posts the small blind of $25devlinace888 posts the big blind of $50The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to devlinace888 [Ts As]Boosted J raises to $150devlinace888 raises to $5,000, and is all inBoosted J foldsUncalled bet of $4,850 returned to devlinace888devlinace888 mucksdevlinace888 wins the pot ($300)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $300 | Rake $0Seat 1: Boosted J (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 2: devlinace888 (big blind) collected ($300), muckedFull Tilt Poker Game #8684946031: Table Grace (deep hu) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:53:05 ET - 2008/10/27Seat 1: Boosted J ($5,895)Seat 2: devlinace888 ($4,093)devlinace888 posts the small blind of $25Boosted J posts the big blind of $50The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to devlinace888 [Td 7d]devlinace888 raises to $100Boosted J raises to $450devlinace888 calls $350*** FLOP *** [4s 5d 9d]Boosted J bets $675devlinace888 calls $675*** TURN *** [4s 5d 9d] [2h]Boosted J checksdevlinace888 checks*** RIVER *** [4s 5d 9d 2h] [3h]Boosted J bets $1,150devlinace888 has 15 seconds left to actdevlinace888 raises to $2,968, and is all in (-------after this all in he told me he thought he had a straight and didn´t realize it until boosted time banked it lolBoosted J has 15 seconds left to actBoosted J has requested TIMEBoosted J foldsUncalled bet of $1,818 returned to devlinace888devlinace888 mucksdevlinace888 wins the pot ($4,549.50)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $4,550 | Rake $0.50Board: [4s 5d 9d 2h 3h]Seat 1: Boosted J (big blind) folded on the RiverSeat 2: devlinace888 (small blind) collected ($4,549.50), muckedTell him to play 2/4 NL 6 max instead. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 convince him to play poker with the money. if hes gonna gamble it at least give it to us and not the casinos. Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Tell him to play 30/60 LHE 6 max instead.Agreed.(Stars plz.) Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 what the hell is wrong with FCP? Link to post Share on other sites
SGFULTON83 0 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Full Tilt Poker Game #8684946031: Table Grace (deep hu) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:53:05 ET - 2008/10/27Seat 1: Boosted J ($5,895)Seat 2: devlinace888 ($4,093)devlinace888 posts the small blind of $25Boosted J posts the big blind of $50The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to devlinace888 [Td 7d]devlinace888 raises to $100Boosted J raises to $450devlinace888 calls $350*** FLOP *** [4s 5d 9d]Boosted J bets $675devlinace888 calls $675*** TURN *** [4s 5d 9d] [2h]Boosted J checksdevlinace888 checks*** RIVER *** [4s 5d 9d 2h] [3h]Boosted J bets $1,150devlinace888 has 15 seconds left to actdevlinace888 raises to $2,968, and is all in (-------after this all in he told me he thought he had a straight and didn´t realize it until boosted time banked it lolBoosted J has 15 seconds left to actBoosted J has requested TIMEBoosted J foldsUncalled bet of $1,818 returned to devlinace888devlinace888 mucksdevlinace888 wins the pot ($4,549.50)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $4,550 | Rake $0.50Board: [4s 5d 9d 2h 3h]Seat 1: Boosted J (big blind) folded on the RiverSeat 2: devlinace888 (small blind) collected ($4,549.50), muckedIgnorance is bliss. Link to post Share on other sites
ObeyTheDog 0 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 devlinace888 wins the pot ($300)devlinace888 wins the pot ($4,549.50)*** SUMMARY ***I don't know about you, but I see two solid SHIP IT's right there. Results oriented thinking FTW! Link to post Share on other sites
JustLikeNegs 1 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 ask him to update blog daily, sheesh, this is interesting. Link to post Share on other sites
ROACHBABY 0 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 The old penny on the railroad track gag! HAHA never gets old. Link to post Share on other sites
JustLikeNegs 1 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 The old penny on the railroad track gag! HAHA never gets old.lol! Link to post Share on other sites
TAGteam 0 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 this guys is to stupid to keep his money. seriously he needs an intervention. or play with him and take his money. Link to post Share on other sites
HiN8s 0 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Someone definitely needs to step in with this guy. It sounds sort of like"friends don't let friends drive drunk" you know? Link to post Share on other sites
Sparkywins 0 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Down over 18k already, I'm sure he'll suddenly get good and win a million or two. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 You think thins is good? I just won the Dutch e-Lottery for 900K Euros. All I have to do is e-mail then all my personal info for verification purposes and I'm RICH, I tells ya! Link to post Share on other sites
JustLikeNegs 1 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 You think thins is good? I just won the Dutch e-Lottery for 900K Euros. All I have to do is e-mail then all my personal info for verification purposes and I'm RICH, I tells ya!but are you GAMBOOOOOOOOLING it all ? Link to post Share on other sites
JustLikeNegs 1 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 new blog update. i lold Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 This has to be FWP. Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 new blog update. i loldMe too.Cept he doesn't play MSNL Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I call BS on this blogger... and I don't mean "Bull ****" Link to post Share on other sites
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