irishguy 14 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Just read the whole thread..................................I need a napkin. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Just read the whole thread..................................I need a napkin.Happy napkin or sad napkin? Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted November 28, 2008 Author Share Posted November 28, 2008 Happy napkin or sad napkin?The way I cum, it would be both. Link to post Share on other sites
Belanger25 3 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I don't know what to think anymore. Seriously. It reminds me of this story from Tucker Max.Tucker Max's Most Disturbing Story Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Any straight guy would let one of those 'girls' blow him at the bar if they came on to him. And don't tell me you'd do the Crocodile Dundee crotch grab to check them out.Seriously. Not gay.I'm still in denial about the one on the left. Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 IQ, I'm going home to San Diego at Christmas time, can you hook me up with one of these? Jacklyn preferably. Link to post Share on other sites
irishguy 14 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 The way I cum, it would be both.QFT Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 IQ, I'm going home to San Diego at Christmas time, can you hook me up with one of these? Jacklyn preferably.Just not enough trannys here in the midwest, eh? Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 This thread is just a winner, plain and simple. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I'm still in denial about the one on the left.My left or your left? Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 See if I wanted to become a tranny, I'd become one, but then become a lesbian. Have you seen some of the lesbians out there? And then during sex I'd just shut the lights off and say I got a dildo. Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 See if I wanted to become a tranny, I'd become one, but then become a lesbian.Well of course. Not going to become a tranny to get dick. That would be gay. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Any straight guy would let one of those 'girls' blow him at the bar if they came on to him. And don't tell me you'd do the Crocodile Dundee crotch grab to check them out.Seriously. Not gay.One on the left freaks me out, no thanks... Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 there is a great episode of Kenny vs Spenny that is perfectly suited for this thread. Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DABgm5wdz_M...DED&index=3Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEP24SypUQ4...feature=relatedPart 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbvTBu0ucbg...feature=relatedtotal run time: 21 minutes Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Well of course. Not going to become a tranny to get dick. That would be gay.unless it was hot tranny dick, obv. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted November 28, 2008 Author Share Posted November 28, 2008 I figure there's no better place for some of these stories than here, so here goes. Warning, graphic content.The Sphincter Chronicles, Episode 1: The Chick who Shit on my Dick.It goes without saying that I love me some anal sex. I wouldn't quite rate it above vaginal intercourse, but it's hella close.However, there were a couple years in my life in which I went radio silent on the anus. Here's why.I was 19 years old and dating a girl that was far more into me than any girl had ever been before her. She paid for everything. Absolutely everything. Dates. Shoes. New computer. Trip to Vegas. The works. She was my sugar momma. She was also very submissive. I got to do things with and to her that set the tone for all future relationships from her forward. This was one dirty girl.Anyway, we're about three months into the relationship and we've booked a hotel room for the weekend for a non-stop sexual romp. A dickathlon, if you will. (Props to Speedz)Everything seemed to be going great until the unthinkable happened... I was holding her legs in the air as we were going at it in the buttock, missionary style - when all of a sudden, mid-stroke, as I peered down to watch how awesomely I was drilling into this girl's ass - a turd shot out of her butt, slid across the side of my cock, and landed on the bed sheet between us.Before I could even react and pull away in horror, a second bullet was fired. Now there were two turds staring up at me.I instinctively reached down to protect my dick as she gasped and ran into the bathroom, as I knelt there, paralyzed with fear. As I finally built up the courage look down, my worst fears were realized. I was kneeling there with my cock in my hand, and both were covered in shit.She eventually came out of the bathroom and handed me a wet towel and said, "I'm so sorry." We left the hotel room early that weekend, and didn't really speak of the incident again until about a month later when she brought it up. Ironically, we were once again at a hotel room for the weekend."Do you think we can try anal again?""Probably not.""I brought douche...""No. Maybe later."And that was it. We broke up a couple months later, and it wasn't until two years later that I finally had the nerve to try anal sex again. It's been gravy ever since, but that one incident sure left a scar.The End.Future episodes of The Sphincter Chronicles to include:The Impenetrable AnusA Hairy SituationTherapeutic Rape Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 It's been gravy ever since, but that one incident sure left a scar.I'm surprised that kind of trauma didn't lead to a skat fetish. Link to post Share on other sites
Fphillips 0 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 unless it was hot tranny dick, obv.Helllllloooooo. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I'm surprised that kind of trauma didn't lead to a skat fetish.How you know it didn't? He did mention something about gravy, after all... Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 A dickathlon, if you will.How did you not knock this one out of the park? Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted November 28, 2008 Author Share Posted November 28, 2008 How did you not knock this one out of the park?A dickathlon.FUCK! Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Future episodes of The Sphincter Chronicles to include:The Impenetrable AnusA Hairy SituationTherapeutic RapeI'm looking forward to volume 4. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted November 30, 2008 Author Share Posted November 30, 2008 Hello boys - remember me? Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Gorgeous. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Gorgeous. Link to post Share on other sites
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