I Am Bored At Work

[KingJames 11]

KJ obv the nuts everytime!

I do love the KJ

[KingJames 11]

Second hand, terribad by villainThe importance of 3-betting big enough and c-betting/v-betting enough, imo

[droberts 3]

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 232735The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History ConverterUTG+2: $9.00MP1: $6.63Hero (MP2): $11.84CO: $2.00BTN: $6.13SB: $7.48BB: $9.14UTG: $2.88UTG+1: $10.22Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP2 with 5 K 3 folds, MP1 calls $0.05, 1 fold, 1 fold, SB calls $0.03, BB checksFlop: ($0.15) 6 J Q (4 players)SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checksTurn: ($0.15) 2 (4 players)SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checksRiver: ($0.15) 7 (4 players)SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checksFinal Pot: $0.15MP1 shows J A (a flush, Ace high)SB shows A 9 (high card Ace)BB shows T Q (a pair of Queens)MP1 wins $0.15is there a point when u can be too passive????

[mtdesmoines 3]

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 232735The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History ConverterUTG+2: $9.00MP1: $6.63Hero (MP2): $11.84CO: $2.00BTN: $6.13SB: $7.48BB: $9.14UTG: $2.88UTG+1: $10.22Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP2 with 5 K 3 folds, MP1 calls $0.05, 1 fold, 1 fold, SB calls $0.03, BB checksFlop: ($0.15) 6 J Q (4 players)SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checksTurn: ($0.15) 2 (4 players)SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checksRiver: ($0.15) 7 (4 players)SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checksFinal Pot: $0.15MP1 shows J A (a flush, Ace high)SB shows A 9 (high card Ace)BB shows T Q (a pair of Queens)MP1 wins $0.15is there a point when u can be too passive????

LOL @ checking the nuts in a 3 way pot on the river closing action at .05 NL

[CobaltBlue 662]

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players - View hand 232716The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History ConverterBTN: $9.00SB: $6.23BB: $8.32UTG: $4.97UTG+1: $2.65Hero (MP): $16.64CO: $7.31Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP with T T 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, 2 folds, SB raises to $0.40, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.25Flop: ($0.85) 4 2 K (2 players)SB bets $0.30, Hero calls $0.30Turn: ($1.45) T (2 players)SB bets $0.50, Hero raises to $1.40, SB calls $0.90River: ($4.25) J (2 players)SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB calls $3Final Pot: $10.25SB mucks A A :club:Hero shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)Hero wins $9.75(Rake: $0.50)I have Run-Good in my veins tonight.. three times now i hit a set vs aces.is peeling one on the flop ok?

Put him in on the river.

[tskillz187 0]

No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comHero (Button) ($216.50)SB ($192.70)BB ($116.15)UTG ($99)MP ($117.70)Preflop: Hero is Button with J, A2 folds, Hero bets $3, SB raises $10.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $8Flop: ($23) 8, A, 4(2 players)SB bets $17.25, Hero calls $17.25Turn: ($57.50) 10(2 players)SB bets $32.50, Hero calls $32.50River: ($122.50) K(2 players)SB bets $122.50, Hero raises $155.75 (All-In), 1 foldTotal pot: $367.50Results:Hero had J, A (one pair, Aces).Outcome: Hero won $397.25

[tskillz187 0]

Same villain....No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comButton ($115.70)Hero (SB) ($400.05)BB ($200)UTG ($104.70)MP ($97.50)Preflop: Hero is SB with J, 93 folds, Hero bets $2.50, BB raises $5, Hero calls $3Flop: ($12) 7, 8, 5(2 players)Hero checks, BB checksTurn: ($12) 4(2 players)Hero bets $8, BB calls $8River: ($28) 10(2 players)Hero bets $21, BB raises $186 (All-In), Hero calls $165Total pot: $400Results:Hero had J, 9 (straight flush, Jack high).BB had K, 5 (one pair, fives).Outcome: Hero won $396.50

[NoBBiR 0]

This is very much a live poker success story.

It happens EVERYTIME I go to Turningstone. I'm really not a loud or obnoxious person. I'm really sort of quiet around people I don't know, but there is something that comes over me at the poker table, and I suddenly get the table into a frenzy just by kidding around and it always leads to the place going from the morgue to like a bar in terms of atmosphere.

two hands

LOL. The first one is just beyond funny.

[trystero 0]

people are so badif you're going to bet/fold for like $30 more into a pot of six hundred million, then you don't have to pot-sized bluff do you?

[tskillz187 0]

He had $9 left. I was hoping I could get AQ to fold

[Temporary Nuts 1]

what is BAW's opinion on fat girl sex?

[tskillz187 0]

I'm for it.

[NoBBiR 0]

what is BAW's opinion on fat girl sex?

How fat is fat?And how drunk can you get?

[droberts 3]

when a donk has u stuck about $7 at 5NL and on some hard core tilt because he beat ur Aces with 10 7 off by calling u down with bottom pair then hitting two pair on riverthen shows a big bluff to u a few hands lateru punish him by great play..... errrrr ummm or by being a donk yourself.Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players SB: $3.94BB: $4.93UTG: $3.31UTG+1: $5.01MP: $9.77CO: $5.99Hero (BTN): $10.22Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with K Q 2 folds, MP calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.15, 2 folds, MP calls $0.10Flop: ($0.37) 2 T A (2 players)MP checks, Hero bets $0.25, MP calls $0.25Turn: ($0.87) 8 (2 players)MP checks, Hero bets $0.75, MP raises to $1.50, Hero calls $0.75River: ($3.87) J (2 players)MP bets $0.65, Hero raises to $8.32 all in, MP calls $7.22 all inFinal Pot: $19.61MP mucks A A (three of a kind, Aces)Hero shows K Q (a straight, Ten to Ace)Hero wins $18.66(Rake: $0.95)An orbit after the aces hand and about 4 hands after he bluffed me on a 8 6 J K 2 board with an All in on river... i folded QQ and he showed 9 7. i didnt even think about a missed Straight draw.. i put him on KJ or a set. insta-tilt removing donk out!!! (horribly bad playing by hero might i add, kids dont try that at home)

[trystero 0]

how'd the action go when you were bluffed ?

[droberts 3]

how'd the action go when you were bluffed ?

he limped.. i raised to 0.20... only villain called. Flop 8 6 J (pot 0.47) i bet 0.35 .. he calledturn K (pot- 1.17) i fired 0.75 he called. river 2 (pot- 2.67) i bet 1.50 and he check raised all in for around $6... dont remember his exact stack..i had Position on him the whole way so he was check/calling and on river when he checked i thought i could get a little extra value out of a Jx.. maybe J 10, Qj, or possibly AJ.... but when he raised all in.. i didnt see how i could have the best hand so i folded. but he showed 9 7.and after both of the hands i just put a little extra notes on him and moved on.. obviously steamed though..lolAs for the Aces hand. I was Utg+1 and he was BB.Raised to 0.20 pre, he calledFlop K J 7 rainbowBet 0.35 he called pot was at 0.47turn was a 6 ( pot at 1.17)he donkbet 0.50 and i raised to $2, he calledriver- 10 ( pot 5.17)it went check, check and he rolled over the dominating 10 7 off suitand btw.. he didnt have a flush draw at all... straight called me down with 10 7 on that board.

[KingJames 11]

NFC, no fat chicksI prefer sticking to tight/aggressive starting requirements

[Temporary Nuts 1]

Why do i have the feeling that all of you who have said "no fat chicks" have never had sex with one?[x] hit it 50x harder[x] warmer[x] tighter[x] wetter[x] DDD tits[ ] no pretty face starting requirements[x] able to cook[x] food during sex

[NoBBiR 0]

Why do i have the feeling that all of you who have said "no fat chicks" have never had sex with one?[x] hit it 50x harder[x] warmer[x] tighter[x] wetter[x] DDD tits[ ] no pretty face starting requirements[x] able to cook[x] food during sex[x] dates are Mcdonalds and home for sex[ ] No Clinginess

Amendments. /\ and \/[x] Ocean effect[x] Mistakenly thinking a roll is an orifice. I can't figure out whether I find this to be a bad thing or an advantage.[x] Finding food in places that it shouldn't be...[x] Feeding time...

[Temporary Nuts 1]

whoa there... that's morbidly obese not fat!

[NoBBiR 0]

whoa there... that's morbidly obese not fat!

Got an example pic of what you would consider fat?

[Temporary Nuts 1]

Got an example pic of what you would consider fat?

5'9" 170lbs is big for a woman... those women are like 300+ lbsAlso, anybody having trouble with pokerstars hand histories? Mine keep crapping out and I'm tired of reinstalling stars

[trystero 0]

love these lists, howevertighter? wtf how

[BaseJester 1]

5'9" 170lbs is big for a woman... those women are like 300+ lbs

That's just barely out of the normal range by this calculationThe Height you entered is 5 feet, 9 inches.The Weight you entered is 170 pounds.Your Calculated BMI is: 25.1BMI Categories: * Normal weight = 18.5-24.9 * Overweight = 25-29.9 * Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

[KingJames 11]

Ok, I'm BAW and I didn't bring my laptop I don't have the HH, but here was an interesting hand from yesterday that I've been thinking about.Villain is BB and it's his first hand. Effective stacks are 100bb, 9 handedHero is CO with AhQh5 folds, Hero raises to 3bb, 2 folds, BB calls (6.5bb)Flop is Qc 8d 6cVillain donks 4bb. Hero calls. (14.5bb)I'm most likely crushing his range here, but with a new villain, I'd like to take a call/call/call line if he's going to donk 3 street and see what he's up to. If he has a weaker queen I'll let him hang himself and if he has a lower pair/air I have position if he gives up.Is this flawed? The idea of playing a small pot with an unknown when he first sits down (full stack; so I assume he'll be around for a little). Turn 4hVillain bets 6 bb, Hero calls. (26.5bb)I know there is a flush draw and a wtf str8/or str8-draw...River 9xVillain bets 6bb, hero??????obv he's lol-teribad, this should be a call-down, right?I figued a non-club non-ace/king river I'd raise, but what am I beating that he calls a raise with at this point? I should have value towned him on the flop, thoughts??