magnus72 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I know you are not a guy, and I know what you were saying. no spelling out is needed. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I know you are not a guy, and I know what you were saying. no spelling out is needed.Dammit! I couldnt even get you to fall for the bait. I must be getting rusty. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Well Im drunk and spelling of any kind would just confuse me.you might be getting a llittle rusty. need some greasing of the joints? Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 OK that didnt sound like the wizard of OZ at all im sorry. I meant the whole tin man with the oil thing. (I am horrible at spelling things out) Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Don't listen to these idiots. Your "my car is not tan" defense is air tight.and if this doesn't work (don't worry, it will), just have your parents pay for it. thats what they're there for.I don't think asking for a new car for your emotional distress is too far out of line either. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 God dammit!Why cant anyone just ever want to stick it in my ass? Why do they always want to pee on me??With a response like this, I don't believe you live in Minnesota. Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 and if this doesn't work (don't worry, it will), just have your parents pay for it. thats what they're there for.I don't think asking for a new car for your emotional distress is too far out of line either.My speedometer was disfunctional...good idea! Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Forget the lawyer. Just bribe the judge with a case of a refreshing energy drink endorsed by a pro poker player. Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 Forget the lawyer. Just bribe the judge with a case of a refreshing energy drink endorsed by a pro poker player.What drink would this be? Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 What drink would this be? Great for anniversaries, weddings, or bribing judges Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 Great for anniversaries, weddings, or bribing judgesOrdered. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 There is one thing that has baffled me throughout this thread.People in my generation (current college students) seem to have no common sense. I was never taught to say "Yes sir, no sir" to a cop, it is just common sense to me.Very true.Also, people in no generation have very much common sense, especially when they are young kids at around college age.So, maybe it has more to do with age than it does a particular generation, which maybe is why every generation things that the one after them sucks.The generation that fought in WWII wasn't all that great. They didn't have civil rights or Google. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I blame it on the media (read: jews) and rap music. Damn zionists and those funky beats.Why is it whenever *I* blame everything on the Beastie Boys, everyone looks at *me* funny? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Why is it whenever *I* blame everything on the Beastie Boys, everyone looks at *me* funny?Because that's fourth level thinking and most people can't comprehend it. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 OP you are very immature, and you have a hell of a lot to learn about respect and about how the world works.I wish that cop would have arrested you. Then maybe you would have actually learned something from this. You ****ed up. Take it like a man and don't try to weasle your way out of it. You were driving wrecklessly, you have no right expect to get off easy. Do you actually think you have a right to drive 100 mph? Should every stupid motherfukcer have a right to drive 100 on public roads? Also, Respect police officers because they put their lives on the line every day so that we can have a civilized society...and at the time he pulled you over he was protecting the rest of the drivers on the road from an idiot.Also, if you are polite and respect police offers they will usually cut you some kind of break. I got off with a warning when going 75 in a 55. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I'll elaborate on my advice. I got a got a ticket for 86 in a 55. At the time I was a truck driver, so I did not need a reckless driving on my record. I called a lawyer friend, he said he'd go to court with me. When I went to court I dressed very nicely. My lawyer friend went up and spoke to the judge, they called me up and it was dropped to a 69 in a 55. (The judge actually laughed) The judge complimented me on taking the court date very seriously, he said appreciated that I dressed well and said have a nice day. A positive appearance and a positive attitude is what you need. And a lawyer. He will know how to talk to the judge. It doesn't matter what he says to him, you don't need to know. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 don't try to weasle your way out of itWeaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel. Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.It really is. Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 OP you are very immature, and you have a hell of a lot to learn about respect and about how the world works.I wish that cop would have arrested you. Then maybe you would have actually learned something from this. You ****ed up. Take it like a man and don't try to weasle your way out of it. You were driving wrecklessly, you have no right expect to get off easy. Do you actually think you have a right to drive 100 mph? Should every stupid motherfukcer have a right to drive 100 on public roads? Also, Respect police officers because they put their lives on the line every day so that we can have a civilized society...and at the time he pulled you over he was protecting the rest of the drivers on the road from an idiot.Also, if you are polite and respect police offers they will usually cut you some kind of break. I got off with a warning when going 75 in a 55.My car was the only car on the road at the time I was caught. I was not going 100 mph in high traffic or on a wet road. That should help. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 My car was the only car on the road at the time I was caught. I was not going 100 mph in high traffic or on a wet road. That should help.Ok.....at the time he pulled you over he was protecting the passengers in the car from an idiot.Better? Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 Ok.....at the time he pulled you over he was protecting the passengers in the car from an idiot.Better?Sure...why not? Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 My car was the only car on the road at the time I was caught. I was not going 100 mph in high traffic or on a wet road. That should help. You sir, are a moron. Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Sure...why not?If I met you at dinner, I'd drop a ten strip into your drink just to watch your brain figure out a few things way too quickly for you to be able to handle them. Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Ive gotten off 3 times. 2 DUI and one reckless driving. Its probably to late for you but for the future this is what you do.When he comes to your window have your license and insurance ready and say "hello officer is there a problem." He will say "you were going way over the speed limit and I have to give you a reckless driving ticket or DUI."You say " I'm very sorry officer, maybe we can work something else out." At this point you give him the universal **** sucking sign. Push you cheek out with your tongue repeatedly while cupping your hand in front of your mouth while moving it back and forth.If he doesnt oblige, kindly and respectfully say "well maybe some penis on the back or buttsecks would work better for you." I also like to throw in a comment like "I will call you daddy, big blue, or dirty pig while you pound me." This almost always works. You have to give him what you offered and you might be sore for a couple of days but this beats the hell out of community service. I even had an officer after it was all said and done give me his number and follow me home to make sure I made it safe as I was drunk. By the way he gave me a reach around while he was pounding me so it took my mind off the pain in my *** a little bit.If all this fails and he does not take the bait you simply yell three times "Phil Hellmuth is a poker God and will be for all time and eternity". If it gets to this point this will work 99% of the time.You could try this in the courtroom although, I dont recommend it. In my experience Judges and DA's tend to shy away from the bj's and butsecks in their courtrooms. If you can somehow make it to the judges chambers or the DA's office you have a much better chance. Also they tend to be DN fans so the Phil Hellmuth cheer rarely works.GL Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Ive gotten off 3 times. 2 DUI and one reckless driving. Its probably to late for you but for the future this is what you do.When he comes to your window have your license and insurance ready and say "hello officer is there a problem." He will say "you were going way over the speed limit and I have to give you a reckless driving ticket or DUI."You say " I'm very sorry officer, maybe we can work something else out." At this point you give him the universal **** sucking sign. Push you cheek out with your tongue repeatedly while cupping your hand in front of your mouth while moving it back and forth.If he doesnt oblige, kindly and respectfully say "well maybe some penis on the back or buttsecks would work better for you." I also like to throw in a comment like "I will call you daddy, big blue, or dirty pig while you pound me." This almost always works. You have to give him what you offered and you might be sore for a couple of days but this beats the hell out of community service. I even had an officer after it was all said and done give me his number and follow me home to make sure I made it safe as I was drunk. By the way he gave me a reach around while he was pounding me so it took my mind off the pain in my *** a little bit.If all this fails and he does not take the bait you simply yell three times "Phil Hellmuth is a poker God and will be for all time and eternity". If it gets to this point this will work 99% of the time.You could try this in the courtroom although, I dont recommend it. In my experience Judges and DA's tend to shy away from the bj's and butsecks in their courtrooms. If you can somehow make it to the judges chambers or the DA's office you have a much better chance. Also they tend to be DN fans so the Phil Hellmuth cheer rarely works.GLI can't decide if this is brilliance or sheer lunacy.Either way... I lol'd. Link to post Share on other sites
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