umop-apisdn

Does being so cynical give you heartburn?

Why can't moderators just delete threads outright? This doesn't even deserve a close...

Squash that ego of yours - nothing peons can type in a chat box should alter your state of mind in any way. Who cares what your stats are on a website - just play.

Speaking of venting...Seat 1: -umop-apisdn ($845 in chips)Seat 2: hilden85 ($1,930 in chips)Seat 3: Some2 ($5,360 in chips)Seat 5: THE_RICO ($2,955 in chips)Seat 6: loomis2 ($3,225 in chips)Seat 7: bialy3131 ($4,110 in chips)Seat 8: TemaRussia ($1,820 in chips)Seat 9: FrankS88 ($775 in chips)Seat 10: ninesare ($4,010 in chips)ANTES/BLINDSninesare posts blind ($200), -umop-apisdn posts blind ($400).PRE-FLOPhilden85 calls $400, Some2 folds, THE_RICO folds, loomis2 folds, bialy3131 folds, TemaRussia folds, FrankS88 folds, ninesare calls $200, -umop-apisdn bets $445 and is all-in, hilden85 calls $

I will be there to donate - but only to FCP'ers - everyone else will feel the wrath...Hope to see you all there, would be nice to put faces to the names - you guys playing in the WPT at Niagara should make the drive up to Toronto, the game's going to be much juicier - especially when I start drinking...

Pish - don't bother, every room has that "all floor decision's are final" rule, which invalidates anything you'd find in a rule/handbook.

Unless they tell you on the phone "OK, you're down on the list" - which you verify TWICE - then when you show up they tell you "I don't see your name here...". Then they put you on the list, but half-way down it as a favour - which means you drive over to Casino Niagara and wait 1.5 hours there to get into a game (which is still 2 hours sooner than Fallsview).Not that I'm bitter or anything.

Next time goto Seneca - it's in the US, and you won't have to wait 4 hours to play...

Wish I hadn't checked the price out... Sick sick sick. First I can't play the Mansion bet, and now this.http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=PRTY.L&t=5d

Try picking a different 'profession' - maybe one that can inspire you to do something with your life.

I already tried this on FCP....but they are being douchebags. Sorry if I posted this is the wrong spot too.===lol

Practice digging ditches now then. Don't waste your time trying to play poker professionally - it takes far more discipline than most jobs.

AK obviously no good... And you're in level TWO of a freakin' freeroll - get a clue.

Get your real estate license.If you're willing to spend this much time making money, and obviously have no qualms about taking other people's hard-earned moeny - then real estate is for you!

I hope you werne't playing for money...http://www.pokersyte.com/omaha_hilo.htmLearn dammit.

Did you stock up on duct tape when the government told you to?

Get a 2nd video card - if you have a desktop - or plug in a monitor into your laptop & 'stretch' the desktop.There's nothing wrong with playing 1 table at a time, if you cannot handle more than 1. If you're a wininng player on 1 table - and have Pokertracker - you should be able to handle 3 or 4.

so you had a bad day @2/5NL, and decided to remedy it by playing 10/20NL?===If I won half the pots I was a huge favourite in this week I would be up money instead of on the rail with a wounded psyche and a crippled bankroll.---Shocking - a crippled bankroll... While I do sympathize (who hasn't wanted to jump into a 'juicy' higher-limit game), surely you must see the error of playing so far above your bankroll.

Buying into a 1/2 nl game is not out of my bankroll but I was wondering would it be more advantageous(sp?) to just buy in for the min and try to double up a couple times(with the mentality if I go broke or near broke I'll just rebuy.)---It's not out of your bankroll, but you want to buy-in short?*****!I hope you get AA 1st hand, and everyone laughs at you.-Wow, never been censored on here before

If you cash well in the tournament, send him some money - he'll wonder wtf it came from. Other than that, it's poker - someone's got to lose.

First, I'd say live poker has more donks - on average - than online play... at least in Vegas.2ndly, I say lets raise the minimum age to 25 for live play - ban those iPod-wearing fools.

And all the native Americans cheer! Who says lobbying doesn't work?

The original post was the best part of this entire thread... up until my 2 cents at least. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Invite the police to the game - the only way you're not getting busted for a noise or parking complaint is if they're sitting down at the table with you.So many things wrong with trying to run a regular card game out of your own house - hope your wife doesn't mind her jewellery being confiscated.

Do the $20 trick upon sign-in and mention it's your honeymoon wherever you end up going...