iZuma 764 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 so what would you do with 272 million bucks? also, you'd be pretty stupid not to buy a ticket, right? since this is one of the only times in history the full after tax cash option is higher than the odds. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 so what would you do with 272 million bucks?Quit my job. Beach house. Mountain cabin. Tiny giraffe. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 so what would you do with 272 million bucks? also, you'd be pretty stupid not to buy a ticket, right? since this is one of the only times in history the full after tax cash option is higher than the odds.6 hour massages every day, by 6 different women at the same time.one on each foot and hands, one for the back and one for my head.pretty sure that would keep me busy for a few months. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I tell ya what I'd do... I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish... wait, that's not right. I would definitely be going to vegas first. if I survived that, it'd be off to hawaii. then who knows. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I tell ya what I'd do... I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish... wait, that's not right. I would definitely be going to vegas first. if I survived that, it'd be off to hawaii. then who knows.That's why they call you whiskers! Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I would buy Shake a new twin size mattress. Nay...a full size mattress. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Yeah, I had a girl like this before. That didn't sound right. Anyway, she was great and we had been out for drinks (you know, in group settings) a bunch of times and it was driving me crazy. Then they had a big fight and she moved out and was staying with her mom and I swooped in and just happened to have a couple of tickets to a sporting event of the local professional franchise and I made my move and found out they "weren't that broken up yet."it would be torture if I had to stay in this job. I miss being able to go home, drink a beer or two, watch/read random stuff, and never once think, "man, I wish I had somewhere to be tonight." Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 That's why they call you whiskers!loooooool Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I grabbed the bag and bags for a weekendIn addition to the others mentioned, I enjoyed this. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 As for the lottery win. I would buy a large sailboat and take off. I'm not sure how many years it would be before I came back to land. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I would definitely bring my family. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I guess money really doesn't buy happiness. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 he didn't say he was going to keep them Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 OH, and the god damned steering column thing on my lawn mower just broke AGAIN. what was it, two years ago that I fixed it the first time? I guess I'm just not cut out to be beans. damn sure better win this lottery. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 , but it's either mike or john king (other half of will fill)I would have just uploaded the audio but that would require stripping it out and finding a filler image.this was the same night we randomly met zimmer Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I liked it!that was me! Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 my mom comes in asking me to go pick up dinner. I sigh heavily and look at the empty beer bottles on my desk, then back at her. she just nods and walks off angrily. I'm a bad son. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 my mom comes in asking me to go pick up dinner. I sigh heavily and look at the empty beer bottles on my desk, then back at her. she just nods and walks off angrily. I'm a bad son.I think this post needs a re-imagining with beans and his son. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 that night was f'ing awesome. zimmer had some story about crushing some NL game when he was pre-21 and having to fold a winner because the other person in the hand was like, "I will have you carded if you win this pot." basically just ate barbeque, played cornhole, drank a bunch of beers, then went to some ridic rooftop hippy fire-dancing party. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 hey dj, is that basketball thing over with yet? did I win? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 my mom comes in asking me to go pick up dinner. I sigh heavily and look at the empty beer bottles on my desk, then back at her. she just nods and walks off angrily. I'm a bad son. I think this post needs a re-imagining with beans and his son.Beans Version:[wife enters, and sees Beans buried in beer bottles and used limes]Wife: Go get supperBeans: okthe end. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 hey dj, is that basketball thing over with yet? did I win?No, your little buddy SA21 beat you. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 for like the last week, everyone has been lamenting, "it's going to be so quiet around here after friday..."is it surprising to hear that I'm a talkative, obnoxious ass at work? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 FUCK THAT GUY Link to post Share on other sites
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