InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 there actually isn't anyone that actively dislikes me other than the presidentturns out that's just the right number of persons Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 FUCK THAT GUYNOT VERY BRO BRO Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 If that cat's not at the vet at 7am, Speeds is gonna be pissed.Don't get me started.I'm bros with two of the dudes in audit.Worst name drop ever.so what would you do with 272 million bucks?Sadly, I know exactly what I'd do. I've spent way too much time in my life imagining what I"d do in that situation. Suffice it to say, you'd get nothing and like it. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 there actually isn't anyone that actively dislikes me other than the presidentturns out that's just the right number of personsHmm, I wonder what could have caused this to happen. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 So, now I have a new problem with having to bro-nod at work. Went out for drinks with our audit dept a few weeks ago and so now I'm bros with two of the dudes in audit. Problem is they are in the row of cubes just north of my cube row and they're both freakishly tall and seem to always be standing and so now whenever I get up from my desk I inevitably make eye contact with at least one of them since they're both taller than the cube walls. And do now its like, how many times do we have to acknowledge this? Once? Twice? Dependent on the time since last acknowledgement? Ugh, why did I ever decide getting to know co-workers would be a good idea. This is all Shakes fault somehow, I know it.this is pretty easy and it's a standard workplace situation. In the meantime you just have to deal and play it by ear. next time you go out for drinks or lunch or you're in a neutral area (kitchen, hallway, etc) you smoothly bring this subject up (e.g. somehow height comes into the conversation and you mention them being taller than their cubes blah blah blah). Before you're finished with your sentence about the awkwardness, their eyes will light up and possibly you will be interrupted with acknowledgement on the subject. you will laugh it off and whereas before this conversation it was an awkward thing, it will now become a "thing". possibly you will take this "thing" too far but just be cool. look at me. look at me. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 annoying workplace interactions are unstoppable. the wait at the copy machine is also ripe for awkward moments. especially when the hot chick from down the hall is looking sexy and i'm me and i won't stop staring no matter how obvious. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 annoying workplace interactions are unstoppable. the wait at the copy machine is also ripe for awkward moments. especially when the hot chick from down the hall is looking sexy and i'm me and i won't stop staring no matter how obvious.The best day of my life is when I realized this was me, and realized I didn't care all at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Hmm, I wonder what could have caused this to happen.honest answer time, did you think this was clever Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 there actually isn't anyone that actively dislikes me other than the presidentturns out that's just the right number of personsI thought this was fairly clever Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 The best day of my life is when I realized this was me, and realized I didn't care all at the same time.if I ever realized that I was suited then I'd think that would be the worst day of my lifehonest answer time, did you think this was cleverhaha Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Amazing.Concur Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 honest answer time, did you think this was cleverhaSo did anybody win the moneys? Did they do the drawing or whatever it is they do? How come everybody is talking about it? Is it a national lottery or something? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 haSo did anybody win the moneys? Did they do the drawing or whatever it is they do? How come everybody is talking about it? Is it a national lottery or something?Nobody won because the drawing is tonight. And yes, it's a national thing. MegaMillions, 45? states. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Secured a couple tickets to the Marlins home open next Wednesday. Good times. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Is it sold out? Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Holy hell...I laughed so hard last night I ruptured blood vessels in both eyesLuckily my doc buddy was with us and pronounced it as being minor...I'm now referred to as "red eye flight"He prescribed eye drops and casino rest for a few daysAs soon as I find out what was so funny I'll share it with allRegards, Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 honest answer time, did you think this was cleverHeh. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 honest answer time, did you think this was clever hahahaHeh. Strat's post is losing steam. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 if I ever realized that I was suited then I'd think that would be the worst day of my lifei know that game. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 holy hell what a day. love bustin' asses to get people that make three times what I do to do their jobs. bastards. so what's new with you guys?! Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 so what's new with you guys?!Some low level staffer has been bustin' my ass all day, but I don't feel like working.Edit: For Ron. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 well i left work early because i finished my current assignment and the boss was gone.i came home and watched the office on netflix. i just ate some cheese puffs which were very good. i washed the cheese puffs down with coca cola.now i'm thinking i might take a nap before a big friday night of doing nothing. thanks for asking shake. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 well, on to a new chapter in my life. same as the one that spanned dec 2009 to aug 2011. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 well, on to a new chapter in my life. same as the one that spanned dec 2009 to aug 2011.I'll drink to that.This guy is kind of amazing. You should try his approach. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 that is incredible.LOL Link to post Share on other sites
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