Painter567 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Hey Brad...I spent a tremendous amount of time making a post for your porn threadI may have it done before leaving, but just in case... heres a teaserNICEWhere's the rest? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Sigh. My transmission went out on my truck today.Just when I think things are looking my way, POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!I didn't realize you were back with the hubby. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Sigh. My transmission went out on my truck today.At least youre keeping your rear end greased...Cut me some slack here, Im drunkNICEWhere's the rest?Not quite finished...Anything involving the army requires lots of movement Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I didn't realize you were back with the hubby.Im not. We live together but very much separate. This is going to put things back for me now, unfortunately.Edit: dammit, im slow. I just got the joke now. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 At least youre keeping your rear end greased...Cut me some slack here, Im drunkNot quite finished...Anything involving the army requires lots of movementHeh...... Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Edit: Meh, I feel really bad putting it in here, if you REALLY want to donate let me know and I'll send you the web address Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Spiking a volleyball is a great way to release tension and frustration. It's very unfortunate that due to the test I bombed tonight I only got to play for an hour, and next week I have work during the game. I'm so screwed. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I hate to spam, but my family sucks and won't donate. It's for a good cause (Special Olympics of Iowa) and if I raise $50 I get to jump into Lake LaVerne here on campus.I know of plenty of lakes you can jump in for free.-jewbagel Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I know of plenty of lakes you can jump in for free.-jewbagelSee, but its for a good cause, the jumping itself sucks as the water is gross and freezing. Its just that my family is more "Jewish" than most stereotypical Jews...and I don't really want to donate all the money myself. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 you, you are gooda friend today was telling me about mcdonalds breakfast, and man, I really want to go tommorrow morning and get a McSkillet Burrito. seriously, if you are a fan of McDonalds breakfast you have to try that out, it's really really good. well, that and I really want an egg mcmuffin too Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 you, you are gooda friend today was telling me about mcdonalds breakfast, and man, I really want to go tommorrow morning and get a McSkillet Burrito. seriously, if you are a fan of McDonalds breakfast you have to try that out, it's really really good. well, that and I really want an egg mcmuffin tooI can't think of a time when I didn't want a sausage egg mcmuffin. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Speaking of the ball and chain, I just got off the phone with herShe claims NYC is just as bad as it alway wasOle Beans aint completely stupid.... he stayed homeNobody alert MisterB!-Drive the Pacific coast Hwy as far north as beers will allowIf you make it as far as Vancouver, drop me a line. I can make a meatloaf brick that will make you long for home again. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy's_touch 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 currently touching myself in bed. is this joke ever gonna get old?keith, what are you gonna study at depaul when you attend? I think you might have covered this topic but that was pages ago and lazy strat is lazy.edit: haha, over 50 posts with this thing. I anticipate infinite thread activity now that mk has a job and I can post from campus. I am excited. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 think of it this way, if a guy who drives a corvette has an ego it's a huge turnoff. but when a girl tells a guy that she just met that he's cute, and he says, "you aint lying," with a goofy smile on his face she'll melt.Haha, no. That response is utterly lame.What I was implying is that confidence is attractive, egotism isn't. High self-esteem =/= egotistical. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Just bombed my first test since going back to school...now I need 95s on the last exam and the final or I'm fucked. I can't even get wasted tonight unless I finish a chem problem set due at midnight. Wish me luck. Plus my stomach has been bothering me for the last week, during which I haven't had one solid shit...they're all frozen yogurts. Add me to the list of depressed pandas.ritualistic double suicide? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 i think to a lot of gay men masculine body hair is a turn on, so shaved chests, asses, etc. have become more hedero. weird.Whoever told you this was trying pretty hard to convince you that his shaved chest and ass wasn't proof of his gaydom. Haha, no. That response is utterly lame.Yeah, but you see what he was getting at. With this argument it really depends on where everyone draws the line between confidence and ego. ritualistic double suicide?Just name a time and place.i'm not sure how i feel about these new cheetos commercials.Remind me which ones you're talking about... Link to post Share on other sites
mln_falcon 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 different strokes. i do pretty well with short haired, cute and funny hipsters. when i go to vegas ABSOLUTELY NO GIRLS notice me. so while many girls may like a muscular guy, my 140lbs attract the kind of girls worth attracting.WRONG. however, in your defense you actually believe it. girls always claim that they hate egos. in theory they do. and when they meet 90% of the assholes who have a big ego they can't stand it. but when a guy has charm, humor, and class, his ego is an added benefit.think of it this way, if a guy who drives a corvette has an ego it's a huge turnoff. but when a girl tells a guy that she just met that he's cute, and he says, "you aint lying," with a goofy smile on his face she'll melt.i think to a lot of gay men masculine body hair is a turn on, so shaved chests, asses, etc. have become more hedero. weird. but conversely, guys that have shaved chests are either assholes or they like asian women, which is only one step away from being gay. Whoever told you this was trying pretty hard to convince you that his shaved chest and ass wasn't proof of his gaydom.my rear end, and to a lesser extent leg, hair annoys me. But should I do anything about it?=/=!= == "not equal" Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 zimmer: guinness extra stoutYeah freshmen girls love guinness extra stout. No one's gotten laid serving that under the age of 35 since grover cleveland was president Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 my rear end, and to a lesser extent leg, hair annoys me. But should I do anything about it?I think we know who needs to answer this question. But how do we call him to the thread? Oh yeah...swimming is for people with decent athleticism but horrible hand-eye coordination. How do you make a garbage plate? Sports! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 grover clevelandWhat a great name. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 grover clevelandInterestingly enough my wife is a direct decedent of that lard ass. Not that it means anything really, just a little useless trivia Beans can put in a strip or something. When we were on in the White House last year we were in a room with a large picture (had to be large because he as large) of him and she reminded me and the Secret Service guy who was protecting the room heard her say it and went into some long spiel about Grover and the room we were in. He was pretty excited. Much more than any of you are right now reading this.I am not depressed. NHL playoffs start soon, baseball starts for real on Monday or Sunday night I guess. I am holding steady at an 88% in my class with 2 tests to go and if I don't bomb them I won't have to take the final. Seat belt laws are also mainly due to insurance costs and taxes that are incurred when someone without a seatbelt becomes a vegetable. And also the govt telling us what to do. I have always worn a seatbelt before Michigan introduced the law so I had no issue with it. I love McGriddles. I haven't had one in over a year but a sausage mcgriddle is sex for breakfast. Man I want one. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I think we know who needs to answer this question. But how do we call him to the thread? Oh yeah...swimming is for people with decent athleticism but horrible hand-eye coordination. How do you make a garbage plate? Sports!giggle.body hair sucks but so does stubble & razor burn. it's a conundrum. waxing hurts like a mofo Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I think we know who needs to answer this question. But how do we call him to the thread? Oh yeah...swimming is for people with decent athleticism but horrible hand-eye coordination. How do you make a garbage plate? Sports!Fantasy football march madness bracket HR Milf. SWIM TEAM! Link to post Share on other sites
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