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What Would Lee Jones Say?


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Lee, is that you?If so, doomswitch off NOW!
I will have to admit, my fingers have been a little twitchy just recently. It has been funny though, watching you suffer so much! :club: Well... it gets boring at PS headquarters sometimes, and that big shiny red button looks so tempting!I'm ready to cut a deal with you guys though. If I get sent a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Daniel, I'll give you FCP dudes a fair ride, ok?
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Grinder, I know i've assraped you for years on end, but hey way to perservere, here's 50k
After reading this...I have nothing.However, this is one of the most amusing topics ever, and I hope to have something by tomorrow.
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Congratulations on the $17,000 score Bubba83. Now maybe you and Forrest Gump can start up that shrimping business.

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How did you get here? You were pre-scheduled to bad beat out in 19th...we will have to review our records and i'll get back to you about the 122K.

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Congrats on the $61,000! Unfortunately we are freezing your account. There will be a full investigation into your play and the people you play with because we think there is a possibility of collusion. You will hear back soon.

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You really sunk the 8 ball on your first shot with that horrendous call, way to blow your chance at 200k. Take your 13k back to the pool hall loser.Too harsh?
I guess you didn't really want the 8-ball there on the river Simo. But hey, you're $22K richer and that's lots of balls you can buy. Congrats.
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Congrats BogiePutt. Use this 20 grand to go get some lessons and rename yourself BirdiePutt. Oh and by the way, enjoy the money, cause you'll be old and grey before I ever let you cash again.

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What Id say to Lee:Gee, Loans (gettit, lee jones, jee lones) to everyone you know, well down, and make sure to come back next week to the best site on the net, www.FullTiltPoker.com

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Congrats on your Doom Switch being turned off, but I have to inform you that for the next 3 years you're ****ed due to a permament change in Doom Switch Policy. Here at Pokerstars we pride ourselves in having the best options for our players and your options are officially gone.Seriously, if Pokerstars had a "Doom Switch" button on your seat that you could push for 1 BB, how much money would they rake?

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