best line you said to someone after winning a pot

[Joe Mulli 0]

A fallow up to the "Cheesiest line" post. What is the best/funniest line you have heard or said after winning a pot. Player A "What the FU@# you doing in that pot!Player B BECAUSE I DON"T LIKE YOU!At least I thought it was funny

[....Ian.... 0]

Them: "that sucks!"me: "Depends on your perspective"

[ironmike32 0]

the other day i had aces on my first hand, went all in preflop, got 3 callers, tripled up, and i said, "BOY DO I LOVE HIT AND RUNS! :wink: " and then i got the hell out of there

[Private 0]

Instead of saying "Got Milk" i say "Bad beat?"

[Pupsta 0]

if you haven't seen jay & silent bob strike back, you won't get it, but after i won a big pot one time, i said 'applesauce, bitch'. That's probably my best

[tworooks28 0]

"How do my nuts taste?"

[Guest XXEddie]

this happened to me about a week ago, the guy had been a teextbook amatuerbet with nothing, chekc with sometingI had 77 and called MP(sucker) raiseflop; all over, he bets I callturn over, he bets I callriver: over he goes allin I callhe has JT for Jack highMP: WHY THE **** DID YOU CALL ME WHEN YOU HAD NO HAND WHATSOEVERme-just to piss him off: I thought I was soooooooooooted

[Call_Me_Alf 0]

This happened to me about two days ago, on what else PP. My JTs beats some guys T9o, I had made a queen-high straight, while he made a ten-high straight. He then calls me a fukin @sshole, then says he wishes he could be a fukin luckbag like me. I really had no response for that, but man do I like being called a luckbag.

[Socrates 0]

so the board was 6789Q? He should have realized he could be beat

[Dixie Wrecked 0]

The great Chau Giang quote while rubbing your belly, "Pokah's nice, I love playing Pokah."

[Call_Me_Alf 0]

Its PP 3/6$, so many people are lost there. He ended up capping the pot on the turn when the board was 9876, and when a queen fell on the river, yet another cap. I thought it might be a spilt, then realized I was on PP and took the whole pot.

[Mart 0]

There's a guy on Prima who calls everyone who draws (oops sorry sucks) out on him a "lucksack". Maybe they're related? It's not really the best insult ever.

[Quadrupled 0]

this happened to me about a week ago, the guy had been a teextbook amatuerbet with nothing, chekc with sometingI had 77 and called MP(sucker) raiseflop; all over, he bets I callturn over, he bets I callriver: over he goes allin I callhe has JT for Jack highMP: WHY THE censored DID YOU CALL ME WHEN YOU HAD NO HAND WHATSOEVERme-just to censored him off: I thought I was soooooooooooted

Had a "similar" thing on partypoker NL50 (once it was 50xBB, not 100xBB buyin).flops a monsterdraw, and bets it out, missing on river, but he checks it to me, so I take a last stab, allin for approx. 1.5xPot, like 60 bucks, he easily calls with K high. Obviously I got a bit stunned and "shouted" at him...He answered something like "You bet too high! Always bluff". For the fun of it, I lost 50 more before killing his then accumulated 450 stack, but was closer to hell than heaven all that day.

[Emptyeye 0]

I have A10 on a final board straight to the nine. This guy has been routinely showing down King high about half the hands he's showed down, so I called the flop and turn figuring my overs (As well as the gutshot straight to the ten I acquired on the turn) were good if I hit. Bet out on the river, he calls and turns over 5-7 suited, where he had made the straight to the nine on the turn. Whoops, looks like my read wasn't as great as I thought, goos thing I hit that gutshot.HE (Who played 5-7 suited) then tells ME to "keep chasing."Rather than let him in on my thought process (I was chasing, but I thought I was chasing 10 outs rather the 3 or so I was actually chasing), I simply replied "Rest assured I will."Tragically, it didn't tilt him. Oh well.EDIT: I don't remember what the river card was, actually.

[custom36 4]

This happened today:Him: "What a scam. I'm reporting you."Me: "To my employer? Seems kinda pointless..."That got a good laugh from the rest of the table.

[epistemic 0]

"how bout them hairy beanbags?"

[Gallo 1]

In a live tourney about a month ago, this guy (he had about a 2:1 chip lead on me) was trash talking a bit and he thought he was pretty good, so anyway, I find myself in a pot with him, I had 88, hit a set on flop. He bets the flop I raise, turn he checks, I bet he calls, river I bet a decent amount and he calls, he shows his pair of 10s. Then I guess he bent down to get his beer and couldn't find it, I said to him, "You looking for your chips?" And I pointed to my stack and said, "They're over here." He went on tilt after that and lost 2 hands later.

[sillyness 0]

I was at Casino Rama with a friend of mine, and early on he had his queens beaten by a lady who called him down the whole way w/ K7 (no pair, no draw) and hit a K on the end.Later, they were involved in a pot where they had both flopped a king, and my friend was lucky enough to pair his 5 kicker on the river.The showdown went like this:Lady: I've got a king.Friend: Me too.Lady: What's your kicker?Friend: Two pair.(The lady, it turns out, had AK. Poor gal.)

[looshle 6]

I don't trash talk much but I was playing a live tourney with a couple of loudmouths who wouldnt stop talking about how great they were at poker. We're at the lsat hand before the break, i have 8 9 in the small blind. MP calls, I call, BB raises min we both call.Flop4 10 j I bet 300 (double the big blind), BB makes it 600, MP folds, I call.Turn6 I check, he quickly checksRiver2 I bet 1500, he takes a long time, then starts talking "you hit your flush and tried trapping me. It didn't work buddy, you got the flush, it didn't work." finally, he mucksI throw my cards up "Oh, it worked"He goes on major tilt and walks around the table saying "you shouldn't have showed that you shouldnt have showed that..."LOL

[redfish 0]

the other day i had aces on my first hand, went all in preflop, got 3 callers, tripled up, and i said, "BOY DO I LOVE HIT AND RUNS! :wink: " and then i got the hell out of there

I have no problem with giving it back to someone when they bust your chops but when no one provokes you in any way it's just not cool. Tons of people out there need to learn to win with a little class. If you are doing it to put someone on tilt I guess I can live with that :wink: .

[JaysonWeber 0]

I think Scotty Nguyen has EVERYONE beat... Not only did he announce he won the hand, he did it before they guy called him! "You call me it all ova baby!" Now seriously... I don't think anyone here can beat that... It's just priceless

[treydru21 0]

Who hasnt seen the " Oh man I taght we play blackjack" hand, you cant read Scotty " I de greatest poker playa eva played da game man" Nguyen

[troutsmart 0]

How about being involved in a pot and you get your last opponent to fold his hand.He says, "You have a big pocket, don't you?"You pause, and kind of get a perplexed look on your face. You reply, "You know, I'm not sure what I have, let's look." You then flip over your cards to reveal what you have to the table, and to see for the first time yourself what you were betting with. You see, you were doing a little excercise in reading your opponent, and actually never looked at your cards, though you might have appeared to have done so. As chance would have it, you have 7 2 , which has no relation to the board.

[Vensula 0]

i had this cackmunch on the button... it's folded to him, i tell him hey let's just chop blinds and move on to next hand... he raises and says i'm hte button i won't let you chop if i don't want you to..."i then look at my hand and see pocket a's. i reraise large blind folds. button callsflop comes AA ragi bet, he says, "you think i'm gonna buy that you have an ace???" then raisesi say, "nope don't have an ace." and reraise he caps i call :Dso on the rest of hte way to river...i show my pocket A's he folds with a few choice words...i take hte large blind out, and all the bets i put in, hand the rest to the dealer, telling him, "thank the guy that wouldn't let me chop my blinds!"the guy goes off about wasting his money on the dealer. i inform him that it's not his money, it's my money and if i want to dance naked on it that's my bussiness... i just happen to want to give it to the dealer this time :Dhe let the table to a round of cheering... did i mention he was a cackmunch???

[NormanHaupt 0]

lol its all ova babyMy favorite is:Thank you for donating to the Norman Haupt college fund. For a dollar a hand, you too can keep me from starving. Your donation will be used to buy 30 pizzas for my dorm, about six dime bags, and a new bra for my girlfriend.We will be collecting again soon- thank you for your generosity.