showstopper24 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 have you and your sister always been this close?haha-good stories-the first instance has happened to me before Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 At Voodoo lounge I almost touched DN's butt and I said, "Ooops, I almost grabbed your butt!" Then I grabbed it and said, "Okay, now I grabbed it on purpose." I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm insane.Akwardness scale: 1 ( I have very little shame.)Satisfaction in doing something very Nikki-like: 10 Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 At Voodoo lounge I almost touched DN's butt and I said, "Ooops, I almost grabbed your butt!" Then I grabbed it and said, "Okay, now I grabbed it on purpose." I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm insane.Akwardness scale: 1 ( I have very little shame.)Satisfaction in doing something very Nikki-like: 10i can totally picture you doing this Link to post Share on other sites
Ron Jeremy 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 i just about shed my panties reading that Link to post Share on other sites
GoCryWolfe 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 At that point, there's really no point in that, so I said, "No, but I think I could use the suntan lotion in a second."That was a quick, yet witty, response. It'd be nice to read her response, if in fact you used it.Wang and Ron sure spiffed up this thread. I see Wang coming back in a few days with a helluva post. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 this girl needs to give it up already !!!!Funny you should say that, I was thinking it sounded like JJJ had a very Guy #2-like quality to him. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Funny you should say that, I was thinking it sounded like JJJ had a very Guy #2-like quality to him.he's already applied for Guy #3, the position is much more desirable Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 Lolli: I want you to be my guy #3.JoeyJoJo: I'm sorry, I am already employed.missIdaho: Your application has been rejected.JoeyJoJo: Lolli, about that pos-Lolli: It's been filled.JoeyJoJo: Goddamn it. Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Lolli: I want you to be my guy #3.JoeyJoJo: I'm sorry, I am already employed.missIdaho: Your application has been rejected.JoeyJoJo: Lolli, about that pos-Lolli: It's been filled.JoeyJoJo: Goddamn it.Damn, you got screwed by 2 chicks in a somewhat similar situation again. And not literally screwed either. You aren't too luck with the ladies, are you? Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Second choice. I'm always second choice! Dammit!I''m starting to think that me and Ms Ho should just run off and have a steamy love affair of our own.I'll drive .... that way you two can concentrate on the priorities and I can keep my right eye on the rear view mirror .... oh yeah Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Lolli: I want you to be my guy #3.JoeyJoJo: I'm sorry, I am already employed.missIdaho: Your application has been rejected.JoeyJoJo: Lolli, about that pos-Lolli: It's been filled.JoeyJoJo: Goddamn it.Fake dialogue: humor for those of us that aren't creative enough to think of anything else.I'm instantly convinced you need to start a blog, so I have something else to do all day when I'm playing poker. I'd probably even comment on it just enough to seem semi-creepy.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 My story...I took an entry level job in a new tech support deptartment for the company I still work for quite a few years ago. Two months into the opening of the call center they brought in some temps to help out, one of them I hit it off with pretty well. Thing was she needed to keep the job, but was completely computer illiterate. So she spent a lot of time asking questions and such, and since I was the only person she liked in the place (not going to explain why) she always came to me for help.Eventually I started beign a full time trainer for the newer people temps and one day she was supposed to sit with me as I monitored her calls and showed her how to troubleshoot various issues. So she is sitting on my right, in front of the monitor and I reach in front of her with my left hand to point to something on the screen, as I pull my hand back she leaned forward and next thing I know I have a complete handfull of D or E sized boob in my hand.I totally froze...After what felt like an eternity I looked around the room to see if any other employees had noticed me feeling her up, then glanced at her as she started laughing and I slowly pulled my hand away (slightly enjoying this despite the awkwardness) and we kept laughing for the next couple minutes.Satisfying scale: 6 (was hoping to do it again!)Awkward scale: 5 (she was cool about the whole thing, we still joke about it) Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I'm instantly convinced that more and more of my stories are becoming sadder rather than humorouser Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Well Ms Ho, since your judgement has been off in the past, allow me to participate in the screening process to be sure he is Guy #3 material. I'm just looking out for your best interests.since my judgement in the past has been so very poor i willl gladly accept your offer of assitance. perhaps you would be willing to handle the initial interview phase. i appreciate the use of your vast knowledge on the Guy #3 qualifications.Lolli: I want you to be my guy #3.JoeyJoJo: I'm sorry, I am already employed.missIdaho: Your application has been rejected.JoeyJoJo: Lolli, about that pos-Lolli: It's been filled.JoeyJoJo: Goddamn it.you give up far to easilySecond choice. I'm always second choice! Dammit!I''m starting to think that me and Ms Ho should just run off and have a steamy love affair of our own.i've never had a Girl #1 before ..... hmmmmm Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 you give up far to easilyCrap. Total crap. If it doesn't fall into your lap, or requires more effort than watching television or talking to yourself in the mirror, then it's not worth it.In fact, my only criticism is that you didn't give up soon enough. You should have been playing that Postal Service album and bemoaning your bad luck instead of making an effort to better your lot in life. Wang Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I used to get my hair cut by one of the neighbours when I was about 15/16.She was in her mid-30s and had a slim body with average sized cans. Not too big and not too small. Mind you I was young and didn't really care what they looked like when she was standing right in front of me at eye level.I used to love having my hair cut, nice breasts at eye level with the occassional accidental rub against my head. mmmmmm good times.Needless to say I had really short hair for a very long time :)Fast forward to today, if there is anyone that actually enjoys going to the dentist it's me. Yup you guessed it I have a hot dentist, a little messed up mentally (aren't all dentists?), but quite a looker nonetheless.I can always feel her boobs pushing into the back of my head. Hey, I don't care where the accidental touching is, they are still touching me ... and I have an awesome imagination. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 You've got SIX hands, and the only stories you have is where they touch your head??? For shame! Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 You've got SIX hands, and the only stories you have is where they touch your head??? For shame!dammit, pwned Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 OP... what I find weird is that the two of you are physically this close but nothing else has happened? I think you are missing an opportunity, or two, or three. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 OP... what I find weird is that the two of you are physically this close but nothing else has happened? I think you are missing an opportunity, or two, or three.Looks like 4, counting his other post.I wish I had something to contribute to this thread, it's awesome!Ladies feel free to post your "accidentally been touched" stories Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Looks like 4, counting his other post.I wish I had something to contribute to this thread, it's awesome!Ladies feel free to post your "accidentally been touched" stories especially the ones you secretly enjoyed but had to express outward disapproval as dictated by society ... Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 My best experiences were with the dentist in primary school and early high school. Whenever she would lean in to look in my mouth her breasts would be planted against the side of my face. Some people hate the dentist, I go as often as possible in the hope of a similar experience. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 OP... what I find weird is that the two of you are physically this close but nothing else has happened? I think you are missing an opportunity, or two, or three.good point, they seem very close to each other yet he is excited when he accidentally touches her Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Damn, late on another thread. Nice work on the OP J3.. Brought back some awkward memories. I used to get my hair cut by one of the neighbours when I was about 15/16This reminded me of my old haircutter when I was younger. She cut my hair from the time I was like 5 or 6 until I was probably 15. She used to be absolutely bangin, but eventually after a few bad relationships and a kid, she moved to more of the MILF realm, which is still great, just different.Anyway, I basically had the full range of her fantastic rack in my face through their progression from young, hot, perky, fresh out of high school with constant low cut shirts showing them off, to a more mature, but still very very nice set, covered in a nice blouse or sweater. The single greatest haircut I've ever recieved came when I was about 13 or 14 years old. On this magical day, I popped a superchub when she somehow got some hair clippings caught between the rack. She had used a spray bottle on my hair to make the hair easier to cut, which resulted in the hair in her cleavage being more moist and harder to get out then usual. This was when the glorious procedure to remove said clippings began. She turned around and leaned over to look in the mirror, and used a hand towel to remove the hair. Her shirt was already low cut but was pulled down just the slightest bit more, so one could get a glimpse of her bra underneath, which, if I remember (and I do, very vividly) was pink... Sorry... Getting sidetracked here. Anyway, I am in the perfect seat for all this, since she was standing in front of the mirror, but somewhat off to the side so that I had a perfect view of the proceedings. She took the towel, and used a quick, abrupt, upstroke brushing maneuver which, as we all know, sets the stage for optimum bouyancy and bounce. Bras flashed, Boobs bounced, teenaged penises arose. In addition to all of this going on, which I'm sure she could tell I was staring at in the mirror, she was leaning over with her superb ass right in perfect line of vision. Again, bras flashing, boobs bouncing, teen peens arising. Bottom line, this had happened towards the end of the haircut procedure, so while she was putting the final steps into my grooming, I was frantically trying not to stare at her rack, or her ass, on top of thinking about sports or school or anything to get my mind off sex, and my ween from struggling against my shorts. My efforts were not in time, however, as she unbuttoned the barber's smock, and shook the excess hair off, and pulled it off me in one grand gesture, only to reveal a rather noticable bump in my pants. At first I thought she didn't notice, but I soon realized she was smiling and trying not to laugh. I got ridiculously embarassed, paid her, and left the shop as quick as my erection would allow me to. Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 My efforts were not in time, however, as she unbuttoned the barber's smock, and shook the excess hair off, and pulled it off me in one grand gesture, only to reveal a rather noticable bump in my pants. At first I thought she didn't notice, but I soon realized she was smiling and trying not to laugh. I got ridiculously embarassed, paid her, and left the shop as quick as my erection would allow me to. oh yes, it brings back many happy mammories, oh I mean memories. Link to post Share on other sites
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