MisterB 2 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I know that i am. American Bukkake BabYLolli = ABBYNew name Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Strangeglove 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Bukkake is a group sex practice wherein a series of people take turns ejaculating onto someone. There can be strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Various styles exist, but a common form of bukkake seen in such publications will involve a woman or man sitting, lying down, or kneeling while men (or functional transsexuals) approach to masturbate until they ejaculate on her/his body, primarily on the face or in the mouth. The semen is left on the face as another man repeats the routine.Lesbian bukkake is an emerging form of Bukkake involving female ejaculation instead of male ejaculation.orginating from Japan. When a japanese woman was caught cheating on her man, every man in the village would perform a bukkake on her as to incite public humiliationoh yeah and CACA! Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Hmmm. Only because its you, MisterB will I allow it.thanks abby Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Hey OP. I know you saw my post cuz you quoted it. What do u think? I know I cud make u and ur invesster some money if u give me da chance. Lyndsay ??? Link to post Share on other sites
LeighWdWTravel 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Hey, I'm young and a very good player. I have over 500k in play money on FullTilt, but I'm only 16 and can't deposit for real yet. I play really well though, and my friends tell me I'm going to be the next Phil Ivey. I play every single hand and the only times I lose are when I get bad beated. Can i join?Sorry, study hall would interfere Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 hahah. Hi, so are you in to the swinging thing?wrong crew Link to post Share on other sites
LeighWdWTravel 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Well, as documented by turd ferguson in this thread, the African-American has several advantages in live poker, but they simply don't translate to online play. They just may not be as smart, what with growing up in da hood and hanging out in da club all the time. I don't know. There's going to be a lot of money transferred so trust becomes an issue.I don't even know what to say other than you are complete an utter racist hog's behind.Stick an apple in your snout and go away Link to post Share on other sites
SoCooLBob 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I would happily recommend my skills and the other things I might be able to ADD to your project? Link to post Share on other sites
the_stein 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 From pokerstars:Total Winnings: $20,672 Total Final Tables: 23Most Recent:09/30/2006 Hold'em NL $100 3 285 $3,306Don't play UB much, but did ok recently10/08/2006 Hold'em NL $100 2 124 $2,000Of course I have no stats for live but I play 100-350 dollar tournaments and hold my own and some20 years old, grew up in Germany, Live in South Floridaxthesteinx Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I don't even know what to say other than you are complete an utter racist hog's behind.Stick an apple in your snout and go awaySo is he the whole hog or just the hog's ass? Because if he's just the ass, how can he stick an apple in his snout? And don't think it didn't go unnoticed that you had to resort to name-calling and could not provide any actual evidence to refute the claims. General poker really is going downhill; you just can't have any serious discussions anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 This is despicable. Racial prejudice is a terrible thing. It really is. It's a terrible thing to treat a decent, loyal Indian like a nigger, kike, wop or spic. Link to post Share on other sites
RickyG033 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Hello, I am interested in this as well. Of course!!18 Years OldPennsylvania (Outside Philly)Play on Stars and used to play on FTP.Here are some PokerDB stats:PokerStarsTotal Winnings: $4,047 Total Final Tables: 6Date Tournament/Event Place Entrants Winnings 10/05/2006 Hold'em NL $9 2 300 $473 10/05/2006 HORSE $30 18 208 $50 10/04/2006 Hold'em NL $20 29 240 $48 09/30/2006 Hold'em NL $20 14 128 $51 09/26/2006 Hold'em PL $20 2 126 $504 09/16/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 38 534 $77 08/19/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 107 1,628 $68 08/19/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 41 912 $62 08/18/2006 Omaha PL $10+Rebuys 8 308 $169 08/17/2006 Hold'em NL $5+Rebuys 49 1,577 $78 08/09/2006 Hold'em NL $5 144 867 $7 08/07/2006 Hold'em NL $20 34 788 $71 08/05/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 24 1,010 $103 08/05/2006 Hold'em NL $20 8 128 $102 08/03/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 8 1,442 $1,468 08/01/2006 Hold'em NL $1 138 835 $1 08/01/2006 Hold'em NL $3 63 1,709 $11 07/30/2006 Hold'em NL $3 6 1,658 $169 07/22/2006 Hold'em NL $10 74 826 $17 07/14/2006 Omaha PL $10+Rebuys 10 306 $77 07/08/2006 Hold'em NL $10 130 1,204 $12 07/07/2006 Hold'em NL $2 67 895 $4 07/03/2006 Hold'em NL $30 32 484 $73 07/01/2006 Hold'em NL $30 34 512 $69 07/01/2006 Hold'em NL $20 12 128 $51 06/29/2006 Hold'em NL $20 50 731 $37 04/15/2006 Hold'em NL $10 18 841 $55 04/14/2006 Hold'em NL $5 127 1,094 $9 04/12/2006 Hold'em NL $1 19 765 $3 03/26/2006 Hold'em NL $10 16 1,248 $100 03/10/2006 Hold'em NL $5 170 1,789 $11 06/21/2005 Hold'em NL $1 34 934 $4 06/20/2005 Hold'em NL $2 20 135 $2 03/19/2005 Hold'em NL $1 165 1,983 $2 03/13/2005 Hold'em NL $2 79 2,355 $9 Full TiltTotal Winnings: $2,533 Total Final Tables: 9Date Tournament/Event Buyin+Rake Place Entrants Winnings 09/03/2006 Hold'em (Turbo) NL (#6142774 Qualifier) $24+$0 8 180 $216 (Ticket) 09/01/2006 Hold'em NL $20+$0 14 187 $46 08/30/2006 Hold'em NL $10+$0 38 468 $16 08/26/2006 Omaha Hi/Lo DS PL $5+$0 4 279 $136 07/21/2006 HORSE Limit $5+$0 15 89 $6 07/17/2006 Hold'em (Turbo) NL (#5348795 Qualifier) $14+$0 6 80 $163 (Ticket) 07/09/2006 Hold'em (Turbo) NL (#4814908 Qualifier) $24+$0 9 238 $216 (Ticket) 07/03/2006 Hold'em NL $10+$0 12 231 $28 06/30/2006 Hold'em NL $20+$0 3 78 $218 06/25/2006 Hold'em NL (#4585946 Qualifier) $24+$0 6 154 $216 (Ticket) 06/24/2006 Hold'em NL $100+$0 49 549 $164 06/23/2006 Hold'em NL $10+$0 8 275 $75 06/23/2006 Hold'em DS NL $30+$0 13 141 $52 06/16/2006 Hold'em NL $5+$0 4 320 $148 06/10/2006 Hold'em (Turbo) NL $10+$0 1 326 $815 06/09/2006 Hold'em (Turbo) NL $10+$0 23 329 $18 I have some experience in the bigger buy in events. I have played about 3 Sunday Millions, (5) 200k Guarantees on FTP, and (1) 40K Guarantee on FTP.I have cashed in 3 of these, including the 40K Guarantee with Clonie Gowen on my direct left for about 1.5 hours.Tournament AccomplishmentsIve had numerous Final Tables and a decent number of wins. I have probably won between 5-7 tournaments with one being PL OMaha and another being PL Omaha HL. I have come in 8th place in the 55K $11 Rebuy on Stars for $1500, and have had success in multiple other tournaments. Background InfoI play baseball year round and have dedicated myself to playing poker. I play 6-7 days a week and can usually be fond in the top 3000-4000 of the PokerStars TLB for any given month. I feel my game is good enough to play at a higher level, but I haven't taken my shot yet. When I satellite into a big tournament, I usually take the T$ instead of the entry. I would love to give the higher buyins a shot.I am a tight player usually seeing between 16-20% of flops.I can provide PT stats for anything you like. I have over 15,000 hands in 149 tournaments. That comes out to just about 100 hands per tournament, which shows I go pretty deep into every tournament that I play (At least an horu and a half)Thanks for looking Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Hello, I am interested in this as well. Of course!!18 Years OldPennsylvania (Outside Philly)Play on Stars and used to play on FTP.Here are some PokerDB stats:PokerStarsTotal Winnings: $4,047 Total Final Tables: 6Date Tournament/Event Place Entrants Winnings 10/05/2006 Hold'em NL $9 2 300 $473 10/05/2006 HORSE $30 18 208 $50 10/04/2006 Hold'em NL $20 29 240 $48 09/30/2006 Hold'em NL $20 14 128 $51 09/26/2006 Hold'em PL $20 2 126 $504 09/16/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 38 534 $77 08/19/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 107 1,628 $68 08/19/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 41 912 $62 08/18/2006 Omaha PL $10+Rebuys 8 308 $169 08/17/2006 Hold'em NL $5+Rebuys 49 1,577 $78 08/09/2006 Hold'em NL $5 144 867 $7 08/07/2006 Hold'em NL $20 34 788 $71 08/05/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 24 1,010 $103 08/05/2006 Hold'em NL $20 8 128 $102 08/03/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 8 1,442 $1,468 08/01/2006 Hold'em NL $1 138 835 $1 08/01/2006 Hold'em NL $3 63 1,709 $11 07/30/2006 Hold'em NL $3 6 1,658 $169 07/22/2006 Hold'em NL $10 74 826 $17 07/14/2006 Omaha PL $10+Rebuys 10 306 $77 07/08/2006 Hold'em NL $10 130 1,204 $12 07/07/2006 Hold'em NL $2 67 895 $4 07/03/2006 Hold'em NL $30 32 484 $73 07/01/2006 Hold'em NL $30 34 512 $69 07/01/2006 Hold'em NL $20 12 128 $51 06/29/2006 Hold'em NL $20 50 731 $37 04/15/2006 Hold'em NL $10 18 841 $55 04/14/2006 Hold'em NL $5 127 1,094 $9 04/12/2006 Hold'em NL $1 19 765 $3 03/26/2006 Hold'em NL $10 16 1,248 $100 03/10/2006 Hold'em NL $5 170 1,789 $11 06/21/2005 Hold'em NL $1 34 934 $4 06/20/2005 Hold'em NL $2 20 135 $2 03/19/2005 Hold'em NL $1 165 1,983 $2 03/13/2005 Hold'em NL $2 79 2,355 $9 Full TiltTotal Winnings: $2,533 Total Final Tables: 9Date Tournament/Event Buyin+Rake Place Entrants Winnings 09/03/2006 Hold'em (Turbo) NL (#6142774 Qualifier) $24+$0 8 180 $216 (Ticket) 09/01/2006 Hold'em NL $20+$0 14 187 $46 08/30/2006 Hold'em NL $10+$0 38 468 $16 08/26/2006 Omaha Hi/Lo DS PL $5+$0 4 279 $136 07/21/2006 HORSE Limit $5+$0 15 89 $6 07/17/2006 Hold'em (Turbo) NL (#5348795 Qualifier) $14+$0 6 80 $163 (Ticket) 07/09/2006 Hold'em (Turbo) NL (#4814908 Qualifier) $24+$0 9 238 $216 (Ticket) 07/03/2006 Hold'em NL $10+$0 12 231 $28 06/30/2006 Hold'em NL $20+$0 3 78 $218 06/25/2006 Hold'em NL (#4585946 Qualifier) $24+$0 6 154 $216 (Ticket) 06/24/2006 Hold'em NL $100+$0 49 549 $164 06/23/2006 Hold'em NL $10+$0 8 275 $75 06/23/2006 Hold'em DS NL $30+$0 13 141 $52 06/16/2006 Hold'em NL $5+$0 4 320 $148 06/10/2006 Hold'em (Turbo) NL $10+$0 1 326 $815 06/09/2006 Hold'em (Turbo) NL $10+$0 23 329 $18 I have some experience in the bigger buy in events. I have played about 3 Sunday Millions, (5) 200k Guarantees on FTP, and (1) 40K Guarantee on FTP.I have cashed in 3 of these, including the 40K Guarantee with Clonie Gowen on my direct left for about 1.5 hours.Tournament AccomplishmentsIve had numerous Final Tables and a decent number of wins. I have probably won between 5-7 tournaments with one being PL OMaha and another being PL Omaha HL. I have come in 8th place in the 55K $11 Rebuy on Stars for $1500, and have had success in multiple other tournaments. Background InfoI play baseball year round and have dedicated myself to playing poker. I play 6-7 days a week and can usually be fond in the top 3000-4000 of the PokerStars TLB for any given month. I feel my game is good enough to play at a higher level, but I haven't taken my shot yet. When I satellite into a big tournament, I usually take the T$ instead of the entry. I would love to give the higher buyins a shot.I am a tight player usually seeing between 16-20% of flops.I can provide PT stats for anything you like. I have over 15,000 hands in 149 tournaments. That comes out to just about 100 hands per tournament, which shows I go pretty deep into every tournament that I play (At least an horu and a half)Thanks for lookingRead the entire thread first next time. Link to post Share on other sites
ripptyde 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 read the whole thread you idiot nice detailed post ..I bet you spent a lot of time detailing your poker 'career' too bad the OP is a jerkoff who is masturbating over all these repliesyes I was the 1st tester post....save the flameunreal 5 pages later people are still taking this fk'n idiot seriouslyOP...you and your 'millionaire' partner should go blow yourselves...you are a worthless POS Link to post Share on other sites
RickyG033 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 read the whole thread you idiot nice detailed post ..I bet you spent a lot of time detailing your poker 'career' too bad the OP is a jerkoff who is masturbating over all these repliesyes I was the 1st tester post....save the flameunreal 5 pages later people are still taking this fk'n idiot seriouslyOP...you and your 'millionaire' partner should go blow yourselves...you are a worthless POS and Im dumb. YOu knwo what they say if it sounds too good to be true.... Link to post Share on other sites
ripptyde 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 wait let me reconsider...Im a JewI have a 12 inch ****I voted for Joe Leibermanno I am not circumsized I rebelled against the RabbiI am a Unitarian convert....Reverenend Sung Yung Moon has inspired me beyond wordsI seek enlightnement on poker forums praying for someone to rescue me and stake me a ticket to poker nirvana. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 read the whole thread you idiot nice detailed post ..I bet you spent a lot of time detailing your poker 'career' too bad the OP is a jerkoff who is masturbating over all these repliesyes I was the 1st tester post....save the flameunreal 5 pages later people are still taking this fk'n idiot seriouslyOP...you and your 'millionaire' partner should go blow yourselves...you are a worthless POSBitter much? Link to post Share on other sites
ripptyde 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Bitter much?nice 2 word reply jerkweedif you are gonna flame me then do it right or STFU you simpleton Link to post Share on other sites
mcpickl 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 dang, read through the whole thread hoping it would be funny at some point.joke was on me Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 nice 2 word reply jerkweedif you are gonna flame me then do it right or STFU you simpletonSometimes being concise is the best way to go, but I guess since you couldn't attack the premise of my post you went after the length. Besides, I wasn't even "flaming" you; just wanted to point out that you seem a tad bitter. Link to post Share on other sites
bhaas 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 read the whole thread you idiot nice detailed post ..I bet you spent a lot of time detailing your poker 'career' too bad the OP is a jerkoff who is masturbating over all these repliesyes I was the 1st tester post....save the flameunreal 5 pages later people are still taking this fk'n idiot seriouslyOP...you and your 'millionaire' partner should go blow yourselves...you are a worthless POSRight on Rippy. Don't take any shit from these jerkoffs. LOL!!! Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 dang, read through the whole thread hoping it would be funny at some point.joke was on meWell you can't win 'em all. I made it up on a whim while I was trying to get some work done so it was pretty sloppy. My apologies.Edit: I will maintain, however, that there were some decent one liners scattered about. Link to post Share on other sites
riverbender 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I'm gay.butI'm a girl.Where's my money? Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I'm gay.butI'm a girl.Where's my money?I thought you'd be loaded already from all your softball sponsorships. Link to post Share on other sites
vampyrv 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 weeee, edited after realizing. Link to post Share on other sites
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