CardWarfare 4 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 My friend and I, a very wealthy investor, are planning to start a poker crew. The investor is going to be fronting the money, and it is my job to recruit good players. We've decided to find about ten to twenty young players, and get them together for a tournament barrage. This will take place every Sunday for the big guarantee tourneys, and we'll hit all the big sites. To join all you have to do is prove your skill to me. I'll be looking on other forums and in card rooms for talent, but I'm starting here. No PMs, but post your accomplishments, and I'll ask you some questions to get a feel for your skill level. Good luck. Link to post Share on other sites
ripptyde 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Total Winnings: $46,535 Total Final Tables: 1411/28/2004 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (1,086) $10,000 01/08/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (544) $4,940 01/25/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 5th (943) $2,010 03/04/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 4th (1,010) $2,535 03/11/2005 Hold'em NL $20 1st (508) $2,540 06/02/2005 Hold'em NL $5 1st (952) $1,190 01/15/2006 Hold'em NL $200 13th (3,999) $5,199 **Sunday Million**02/05/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 2nd (1,306) $8,142 02/27/2006 Hold'em NL $5+Rebuys 1st (803) $3,576 Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I'm amazing.Is that enough? Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 My friend and I, a very wealthy investor, are planning to start a poker crew. The investor is going to be fronting the money, and it is my job to recruit good players. We've decided to find about ten to twenty young players, and get them together for a tournament barrage. This will take place every Sunday for the big guarantee tourneys, and we'll hit all the big sites. To join all you have to do is prove your skill to me. I'll be looking on other forums and in card rooms for talent, but I'm starting here. No PMs, but post your accomplishments, and I'll ask you some questions to get a feel for your skill level. Good luck.what's your definition of young? Link to post Share on other sites
l8rdaze 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Total Winnings: $46,535 Total Final Tables: 1411/28/2004 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (1,086) $10,000 01/08/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (544) $4,940 01/25/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 5th (943) $2,010 03/04/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 4th (1,010) $2,535 03/11/2005 Hold'em NL $20 1st (508) $2,540 06/02/2005 Hold'em NL $5 1st (952) $1,190 01/15/2006 Hold'em NL $200 13th (3,999) $5,199 **Sunday Million**02/05/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 2nd (1,306) $8,142 02/27/2006 Hold'em NL $5+Rebuys 1st (803) $3,576But what have you done lately Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 My online bankroll is 20 cents Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 what's your definition of young?My thoughts exactly. I once won a $5.50 MTT, and just recently left the local pokerroom with $83 profit. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 Total Winnings: $46,535 Total Final Tables: 1411/28/2004 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (1,086) $10,000 01/08/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (544) $4,940 01/25/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 5th (943) $2,010 03/04/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 4th (1,010) $2,535 03/11/2005 Hold'em NL $20 1st (508) $2,540 06/02/2005 Hold'em NL $5 1st (952) $1,190 01/15/2006 Hold'em NL $200 13th (3,999) $5,199 **Sunday Million**02/05/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 2nd (1,306) $8,142 02/27/2006 Hold'em NL $5+Rebuys 1st (803) $3,576Very nice. You're a good candidate so far, but I'll need a little more background information. Nothing real personal, don't worry. Where did you grow up? How old are you? Ethnic background? Things like that. what's your definition of young?If you have to check your cunt for dust in the morning you're out. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 what's your definition of young?The age range where you don't have to ask that question Link to post Share on other sites
JaoTi 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 My online bankroll is 20 centsI'm almost 4 time richer than you!I almost won a tournament once.I'd love to do it, but me = no real credentials. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 If you have to check your cunt for dust in the morning you're out.Phew!That wasn't me sighing in relief; that was me blowing... No dust here! Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 I'm amazing.Is that enough?No gays. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 If you have to check your cunt for dust in the morning you're out.Winner.No gays.So, I'm in? Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 If you have to check your cunt for dust in the morning you're out.that wasn't very nice Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Total Winnings: $46,535 Total Final Tables: 1411/28/1943 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (1,086) $10,000 01/08/1943 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (544) $4,940 01/25/1956 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 5th (943) $2,010 03/04/1956 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 4th (1,010) $2,535 03/11/2065 Hold'em NL $20 1st (508) $2,540 06/02/2005 Hold'em NL $5 1st (952) $1,190 01/15/2006 Hold'em NL $200 13th (3,999) $5,199 **Sunday Million**02/05/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 2nd (1,306) $8,142 02/27/2006 Hold'em NL $5+Rebuys 1st (803) $3,576Wow your old! Posting results from the 40's!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 you should be asking for young people with no accomplishments so they have something to prove Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Total Winnings: $1,195 Total Final Tables: 1Date Tournament/Event Place Entrants Winnings 09/22/2006 Hold'em NL $20 53 606 $30 08/31/2006 Hold'em NL $10 19 591 $35 07/06/2006 Hold'em NL $10 21 584 $35 03/14/2006 Hold'em NL $10 97 1,434 $22 12/05/2005 Hold'em NL $10 2 740 $1,058 10/11/2005 Hold'em NL $1 79 1,060 $2 10/05/2005 Hold'em NL $2 88 1,141 $3 10/05/2005 Hold'em NL $5 234 1,739 Im not going to ask Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 lol so your investor wants to stake a bunch of ppl who dont have rolls to play multiple $200+ tourneys in one day.sounds good. tell your investor to keep investing in what got him his mobney in the first place.- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Puh-lease. Ms Ho's is definitely not dusty.:pretending to be offended while laughing on the inside face: Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 Winner.So, I'm in?No bisexuals either. Especially ones who listen to gay rock bands.lol so your investor wants to stake a bunch of ppl who dont have rolls to play multiple $200+ tourneys in one day.sounds good. tell your investor to keep investing in what got him his mobney in the first place.- JordanIt's just a fun thing for him to do. Kind of like an experiment. I assume you don't have the credentials to join? Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 you should be asking for young people with no accomplishments so they have something to proveYou and thecorporation3 are going to be #1 picks Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 that wasn't very niceIt sure wasn't, but it was funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Well, if this is for real I would be very interested. In 2005 I was required to track final table finishes because of a poker group I was in. (Below). I have not slowed down in 2006 but have stopped saving results. I have won about 7 multi's since 2005. Sign me upppp. 2005 Final Tables and results $100 and over only1/1 $5+1 263 Entrants - 4th place $110.001/3 $10+1 163 Entrants - 3rd place $193.001/8 $20+2 106 Entrants - 4th place $168.501/13 $20+2 120 Entrants - 7th place $1022/3 $20+2 108 Entrants - 6th place $1182/5 $1+0 2000 Entrants - 4th place $4502/8 $20+2 128 Entrants - 7th place $1062/12 $10+1 160 Entrants - 2nd place $3502/12 $33+3 33 Entrants - 1st place $3963/5 $10+1 220 Entrants - 6th place $1103/6 $5+1 324 Entrants - 2nd place $2443/6 $20+2 181 Entrants - 1st place $10863/12 $20+2 153 Entrants - 4th place $2753/25 $50+4 191 Entrants - 6th place $4014/6 $10+1 210 Entrants - 4th place $1684/12 $30+3 102 Entrants - 4th place $2754/17 $10+1 189 Entrants - 4th place $1705/15 $20+2 Shorthanded - 5th place $194 167 Entrants5/16 $30+3 96 Entrants - 8th place $1155/18 $30+4 89 Entrants - 5th place $2146/11 $30+3 224 Entrants - 1st place $20246/20 $10+1 130 Entrants - 5th place $1036/20 $10+1 175 Entrants - 6th place $1146/29 $10+1 139 Entrants - 2nd place $2787/1 $10+1 141 Entrants - 4th place $1277/6 $8+.5 617 Entrants - 4th place $512 (Bodog $7500Guar)7/17 $250+20 193 Entrants - 17th place $579 (OSOP)7/21 $20+2 Shorthanded 129 Entrants - 4th place $2068/23 $15 187 Entrants - 4th place $240 (Bodog $3000 Guar)9/9 $25 344 Entrants - 14th place $144 (Bodog 12K Guar)Stopped tracking middle of september Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 It's just a fun thing for him to do. Kind of like an experiment. I assume you don't have the credentials to join?Jordan has the credentials. And he's straight. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Jordan has the credentials. And he's straight.does he listen to Nickelback? Link to post Share on other sites
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