turd ferguson 1 Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 not you, mine was funnier.I'm just serious.You did beat me though.hats offOf course, by "hats" he means "condoms".I imagine that in some parallel universe, black people are posting on an afro-centric poker board jokingly proposing that casinos ban white people to keep the stink of wet dog out of the card rooms.That's not funny. I don't stink. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Now that is valuable info. Though how can you deny TF's reasoning?i don't agree with his reasoning on that end, the example i gave was from a 10/20 game i played early this week, i had a great tell on this guy, who was black. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 What is funny is that some people will actually agree with this and take it seriously Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 i had a great tell on this guy, who was black.Impossible. Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 It's been said that "they" also have an edge handling chips because of their vast Domino experience. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 i don't agree with his reasoning on that end, the example i gave was from a 10/20 game i played early this week, i had a great tell on this guy, who was black.You must have not been sitting next to him or you would have been lightheaded. Are you a smoker? That might mean you have the ability to be comfortable with less o2. Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 You must have not been sitting next to him or you would have been lightheaded. Are you a smoker? That might mean you have the ability to be comfortable with less o2.Who breathes ozone? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Im gonna call Jesse, and we gonna march on this one! Link to post Share on other sites
Flack_attack 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 This is pure gold turd, pure gold. Link to post Share on other sites
Kid DynOmite 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Not even a little bit?i laughed a little. its racist, but a post similar to this making fun of white ppl would a little humourous too. Link to post Share on other sites
nickforgot 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 best thread ever Link to post Share on other sites
wilheldp 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Who breathes ozone?O2 is Oxygen...O3 is Ozone. Link to post Share on other sites
j2k99 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Turd, where have u been? i don't know what to make of your thread. I do agree that being dark-skinned, hard to notice any tells like experiencing the redness around your face if you're nervous for one. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 Turd, where have u been? i don't know what to make of your thread. I do agree that being dark-skinned, hard to notice any tells like experiencing the redness around your face if you're nervous for one.I've been around the Off Topic forums mostly.That's another good point. It's just not fair to allow them in our card rooms. Have you noticed their high oxygen intake as well? Link to post Share on other sites
Vatche 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 i like turd, i enjoy most of his posts and i think hes one of the good posters on fcp...but i realy didnt find this funny....and the fact is, if some noob made this exact post, this thread would 10 pages of severe flames. Link to post Share on other sites
deehi 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 So i come to this site to pick up some knowledge to become a better poker player, and I have to be offended by this bullshit. Turd, you racist piece of ****. And people think that blacks are just blowing this all out of proportion when we mention racism. As for athletes such as Phil Ivey and Tiger Woods, each has reached the pinnacle of their game based upon their ability to compete at a higher level. Neither one of them you can say has gotten their endorsement deals based upon their race. Damn, this is such crap. I hope this isnt indicative of what FCP stands for as a forum. Turd, you are not funny. Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 O2 is Oxygen...O3 is Ozone.U R correct, sir. Whi is O and O2 Oxygen? I hate chemistry. Link to post Share on other sites
danlux 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Not to mention when you're not looking they will steal your chips. Link to post Share on other sites
tizzerd 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 honestly you guys this is so ****ed up and you know there isnt **** thats funny about this. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 How much longer you gonna let this run Bob? Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 As for athletes such as Phil Ivey...Athlete? Link to post Share on other sites
randy 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 i had a great tell on this guy, who was black.Was it that he liked to steal blinds? Link to post Share on other sites
nickforgot 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 So i come to this site to pick up some knowledge to become a better poker player, and I have to be offended by this bullshit. Turd, you racist piece of ****. And people think that blacks are just blowing this all out of proportion when we mention racism. As for athletes such as Phil Ivey and Tiger Woods, each has reached the pinnacle of their game based upon their ability to compete at a higher level. Neither one of them you can say has gotten their endorsement deals based upon their race. Damn, this is such crap. I hope this isnt indicative of what FCP stands for as a forum. Turd, you are not funny.how dare you speak such bad things about turdyou sir need to keep an open mind, i mean, he brings up great pointsWas it that he liked to steal blinds?you're so racist Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 At my local casino, they charge a higher rate for blacks and jews. I thought it was just racist, but now I realize it makes sense due to our higher oxygen usage.I did call a guy down with no pair the other day though because he was black, and so i assumed he was dishonest. thankfully, despite his blackness, he did not beat me up later. presumably, he was scared that my brother-in-law was a lawyer. Link to post Share on other sites
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