stevesavi 0 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 lets not lose sight of the fact that this is a great success story, against all odds the OP somehow learned to read and write.sort of. Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 lets not lose sight of the fact that this is a great success story, against all odds the OP somehow learned to read and write.sort of.No he didn't. Jerry fixed his post for him. lol Link to post Share on other sites
stevesavi 0 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 anyone point out yet that in the first hand somehow the Q was both on the board and in the donks hand? Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 What game do you play in that there is only one Queen of Clubs? Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 i threw in some random paragraphs let's see if it get's betterIt's good re-write, but still needs some proper punctuation. Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 good re-write, but still needs some proper punctuation.-fyp (lol)edit --- damn, you beat me to the period...nice. Link to post Share on other sites
umop-apisdn 0 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Flame away if you like but im was happy to win 200 bucks!Crap - couldn't read the entire post (who says the Internet is ruining the next generation's English skillz), but half-way through I was cheering for the donk - guess you sucked out on him. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Kuge, I killed this game. you would have been proud. Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 -fyp (lol)edit --- damn, you beat me to the period...nice.I was going to post a statement like I always do, but since I told him about proper punctuation I thought it would be good of me to actually write a sentence. Link to post Share on other sites
Teffy 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 A key hand that made me feel better was I had A-4 and the flop came A 78 I bet brian re-raised me so Im questioning my hand playing with him at this point. thinking does he have an ace with a better kicker? so I called on the turn he went all in.your playing a donk with no rhyme or reason to his play, yet you constantly give him credit for hands he represents.......Grammar school - RUN ON SENTENCES! Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Grammar school - RUN ON SENTENCES!You shoulda seen the thread before another poster made it into paragraphs for him...There were about 17000 words, in one paragraph, with about four total sentences. Classic. Link to post Share on other sites
-HAL9000- 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 What's everyone complaining about? I had no problem reading this, at-least he used periods. Ihadagameastnightatabuddieshouse,therewere10playersatthebeginningIlostsomepotswonsomepotswasprettymuchokayinchips.Sarahwhichisanothergirlwhoplayswithusbroughtsomeguynamedbrianwhohadtobethebiggest***anddonkkIhaveeverplayedwith.Hegenerallyhadnoideawhathewasdoingwhichmadeplayinginahandwithhimtough.AkeyhandthatpissedmeoffandcrippledmeinchipswastheflopcameAQ3allclubIhadA-10noclubsIbethere-raisedmesoimwonderingdoeshereally haveanythinghecalledanotherplayersbetandflippedover2-10andweallwerelookinglikewtfyouhadnothingwhyareyoucalling?soIcalledhisre-raisetheturncardcamea heartwhichhelpednoonethenhewentallinfor17knowbymemakingthiscallIwouldhavebeenleftwit 5kinchipsandverylowstackedbeingblindswere500-1000.Ithought hardandmadethecallwithtoppairheshowsQ-JbuttheQwastheclubsoanycluborQor JandIwasbustedandwhatdoyaknowtheluckySOBhitaclubontherivertocrippleme.I waspissedImadeagreatcallandtheriverkilledme.Soontheverynexthanditwas3playersinthehandIcalledtheblindandtheBBcheckedtheflopcameQ86givingmetoppairsarahwhowasanotherlowstackedwentallinofcourseIcalledIwasholdingQ-9andbrianthedonkkcalledimwonderingwhatthe****doeshehavesotheturncame2ichecked hechecketheriverwasan8Icheckedhecheckedatthispointimthinkingtoppairisgood whathappenedthat8ontherivergavesarahtripsandshetookdownthepotimreallypissedatthispointtheriverhadkilledmebacktobacktimessoIlostanother3200outofmy 5kbycallingtherwhichagainwasthecorrectcalljusttheriverwaskillingme.brianshowed10-5wtfhesucksandIwashopingtherewouldbesomehandIcoulddoubleupoffhim, butatthispointitwasalongshotandIwaslookingtobeputout.SoIwasontheBBposteda blindof1000everyonwasinthehandIwentallinformyremainingchipswithA-9suited theflopcamewithanaceIwashappynoonewasbettingandIendedupsplittingthepotwithsomeonewhohadA-8soInowhadsomechipstoplaywith.verynexthandIlookdown atpocket4'sIgoallinbrianthedonkcalledmeA--5andmy4'shelduptodoubleagain.Istartedmakingahugerunfromtherebulindingmystackbackupto22kfromliterallyacouplethousand.AkeyhandthatmademefeelbetterwasIhadA-4andtheflopcameA78Ibetbrianre-raisedmesoImquestioningmyhandplayingwithhimatthispoint.thinking doeshehaveanacewithabetterkicker?soIcalledontheturnhewentallinandIquickly calledhehadabout15kleftwhichbeingIhadbuiltmystackupitwouldhavehurtmebutI hadsomechipslefttoplaywithsoICallandshowhimA-5hehaspocketQ'stheriverwas nohelptohimandIgotmyrevengebackonthatloserforsuckingoutontheriverandsent himpacking.ImnowsecondinchipsonmywaybackfromaawesomecomebackRonwe eventuallyputoutin3rdplaceandIhavefinallymadeitthroughallthebsandimnowinheadsup.InheadsupIwasgettingjustenoughoftheflopstowinsomekeyhandblindsinheadupwere2k-4ksoeveryhandcountedIeventuallydoubledmystackthroughrickwho wasthechipleaderIgothimdowntoabout20kthefloppcameK44hewentallinIcalledhimhehadaprofJ'sandIhadhittoppairwiththekingtheturncardwhatdoyaknowajackso Ijustdoubledthismanup,Ikeepmyselfrelaxedsayingthebadbeatscan'tlastforeversoabout7handslaterIlookdownatAAIdidn'traiseIjustcalledtheblindandrickchecked theflopcameAK4Icheckedslowingitdownwiththerainbowflophebet7kIcalledonthe turnwas5Iwasfirsttoactandbetout11khesaysImallinIsayIcallheaskedmetoyou got2-3imlikenowhyheslikethatsthestr8wellIhavetop2prandheshowsA-KIshow himmypocketacesandhesalreadydeadontheturnhewaspissedandItookfirstplace andthecashafterthelongestnightofpokerever.....yeseven2-3wonacoupleofpots forme...... Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 By the looks of your signature and your blog I don't believe you're allowed to call anyone a donk. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Has anyone said this story sucked yet? They have? Oh...well. It really did suck. Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 So at this 3 rebuy, me and this other guy had 18k stacks, and I pushed iwth AA and he called with AA, and WE CHOPPPPPPPED! Talk about CRAZY!But I cashed and he didnt, so I got the last word. TALK ABOUT CRAZY! Link to post Share on other sites
Socrates 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 I love people who have home games in which someone at the table can have 20K chips. "Donkfest starts with 10K in chips"As for the proclaimed donk...you may want to reevaluate some of your plays you mentioned. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 I had a game last night at a buddies house, ... I show him my pocket aces and hes already dead on the turn he was pissed and I took first place and the cash after the longest night of poker ever..... yes even 2-3 won a couple of pots for me......So you were like, and he's like, then we're all like, and like, whoa. Link to post Share on other sites
Willenation 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 During my home game, we were raided by small men in black masks who duct taped us and threw us into the back of a black, unmarked van. They chloroformed us, and when I awoke, I was in the cargo hold of medium-sized plane. One of them men came down, thre some water at me, beat me with a nightstick, giggled, and chloroformed me again. The next time I woke up, I was in Taiwan, and was forced to work in a slave labor camp for three years, until I used my MacGuyver-esque skills to create an escape submarine using four gum wrappers, a paper clip, and a stick. That's a real bad beat. Link to post Share on other sites
DB10-2 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 By the looks of your signature and your blog I don't believe you're allowed to call anyone a donk. Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 I couldn't have been the only one to notice that he had 5k with the blinds at 500 1000 and was limping with q9 Link to post Share on other sites
jkalib 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Thekeytounderstandingtheopistodohalfagramofcrystalmethbeforereadingit.Thenitisagreatread. Link to post Share on other sites
Whatever 1 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Dude a crazy story is when a bear comes into your tent and eats the cards. THAT is what FCP was built on my friend - not some usual run of the mill can you believe how bad this donkey was story. Link to post Share on other sites
Egarim 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I DEMAND 1 MINUTE OF MY LIFE BACK. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I couldn't have been the only one to notice that he had 5k with the blinds at 500 1000 and was limping with q9Who the fuk are you kidding? That is like one of your standard plays.BTW...I printed out this thread and used it as toilet paper on general principle. Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 During my home game, we were raided by small men in black masks who duct taped us and threw us into the back of a black, unmarked van. They chloroformed us, and when I awoke, I was in the cargo hold of medium-sized plane. One of them men came down, thre some water at me, beat me with a nightstick, giggled, and chloroformed me again. The next time I woke up, I was in Taiwan, and was forced to work in a slave labor camp for three years, until I used my MacGuyver-esque skills to create an escape submarine using four gum wrappers, a paper clip, and a stick. That's a real bad beat.You left out the bit where you woke up in a bath full of ice with 2 holes in your back and missing kidneys. Link to post Share on other sites
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