GoStags92 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 One of my favorites..."Jesus Saves...Gretzky gets the rebound and scores!"Seen in San Diego a while ago..."Steve Garvey is not my Padre" Link to post Share on other sites
ibthepenny 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 "Hug a Logger...You'll never go back to trees!" Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 "Show Your Tits!" Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 "if you can read this.. you're more sober than i am..." Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 "Family Values is When Your Little Brother Helps You Steal the Election" (in regards the Florida hanging chads fiasco during the first Bush election)"My Other Ride is your Mom"Not a bumper sticker but a t-shirt on a biker:"If You Can Read This, Then the Bitch Fell Off" Link to post Share on other sites
bobbywithani 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 I hate most bumperstickers but I like "Jesus is coming, look busy" Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 I made a bumper sticker after the 2000 election, that said "Blame me, I voted for Nader" Link to post Share on other sites
Garn 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Annoy a liberal... Work hard and enjoy life Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 'not happy john' Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 1) Where am I going and why am I in this Handbasket?2) Dyslexics of the world Untie!3) Gun Control is hitting what you shoot at. Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I was going to start a thread about bumper stickers but like a good little boy I did a search so now I will just post what I saw yesterday in here."I am only speeding because I really really have to poop." Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "I Touch Myself." Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Not a bumper sticker, but the funniest license plate I've ever seen was FAA- QUE...The guy had a plane at NLV and I guess the DMV approved it thinking it was avaition related Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 PETA - People Eating Tasty AnimalsAnd this wasn't a bumper sticker but one of those window stickers that take up the whole back of the car that said..."If you are going to ride my a[size2=]s[/size]s, at least pull my hair"Beat up old Grand Am, skanky girl driving, with baby seat in the back. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 PETA - People Eating Tasty AnimalsAnd this wasn't a bumper sticker but one of those window stickers that take up the whole back of the car that said..."If you are going to ride my a[size2=]s[/size]s, at least pull my hair"Beat up old Grand Am, skanky girl driving, with baby seat in the back.She hated that Pontiac....I bought her a Gremlin a while back Link to post Share on other sites
starfit 0 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 PUTPETA: People for the Unethical Treatment of the People for the Ethical Treatment of AnimalsNever laughed so hard. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "I'm the proud father of a child who's self-esteem is sufficient so as to avoid the need to promote his minor scholastic achievements on my back of my car" Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "I'm the proud father of a child who's self-esteem is sufficient so as to avoid the need to promote his minor scholastic achievements on my back of my car" I like Link to post Share on other sites
MJINK3 0 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 "You'll never forget your first Hummer"On the back of a Hummer H2 Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Land rights for gay whales. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 "If I knew it was going to cause this much trouble, I woulda picked the damn cotton Myself". Did you really see that on a car? Sounds like somebody's cruisin for a bruisin.Edit: Just realized I quoted something he said in May. D'oh. Link to post Share on other sites
garnes44 0 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 One of my favs: "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ***." Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 "JESUS LOVES YOU: Everyone else thinks you're an asshole""Suck my drunk, I'm dick."AND THE GREATEST ONE..."Gas, grass, or ass, no one rides for free." Link to post Share on other sites
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