CardWarfare 4 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 seeing as how it's my last meal, and I won't have much time left to feel disgustingly full, and also taking into account that you apparently mess yourself when you die, I'd eat the biggest meal of my life, as one last FU to the people killing me..appetizer - outback bloomin onion and applebees boneless buffalo wingsmain course - filet mignon with sauteed onions, BBQ and A1 sauce.sides - garlic toast, that bread from outback, mashed potatoes and gravydesert - i'd go back to my ice cream store that i work at now, not buy anything, but just shut off all the freezers and leave them open overnight, as one last FU to that entire establishment.drink - heineken extras - parliament lights (bc i like dudes), some herb, a conjugal visit with kelly clarkson, and crack.. because I wanna see what the big deal is about Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Real Last Meals from 1982-2003 in the State of Texas Link to post Share on other sites
bigkg 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 253 Offender Information Mitchell Gerald 838 10/22/2001 1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers Nice!! Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Real Last Meals from 1982-2003 in the State of Texashaha check out #55.=? Link to post Share on other sites
bigkg 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Here's mine:3 lbs. of Jelly Bellies1 gallon of chocolate milk Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 296 Offender Information Elliott John 861 02/04/2003 One cup of hot tea (from tea bags) and six chocolate chip cookies What a pansy. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 extras - parliament lights (bc i like dudes)P-funks are pretty awesome. I love the recessed-filter. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 P-funks are pretty awesome. I love the recessed-filter. yeah except when you forget to knock all the crap out first, and wind up with tobacco arse in your mouthalso, it can be confusing in the dark. i recall at least 5 times that i've lit the wrong end because they look similar in the dark Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 I think we're all forgetting the fact that we probably wouldn't have too big of an appetite if we were an hour or so away from being electrocuted.... but hey, my eyes have always been too big for my stomach.. so why stop here? I'd probably just stare at my food after it arrived and weep like a little b*tch. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Appetizer- Lettuce Wraps and Crab Dumplings from PF ChangsSalad- Maurice Salad from Hudsons in DetroitSoup- Can of Chuncys Sirloin BurgerEntree- PF Changs Spicy ChickenDessert - The Largest Chocolate Shake made with Vanilla Ice Cream. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Baltazar John 999257 01/15/2003 Cool Whip and cherries>> WTF?Chappell William 960 11/20/2002 Same meal that is served to all other offenders in the main dining room >> Clearly a man of principleBaker, Jr. Stanley 999157 05/30/2002 Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb >> Got everyone else beat...Richardson Miguel 691 06/26/2001 Chocolate birthday cake with "2/23/90" written on top, seven pink candles, one coconut, kiwi fruit juice, pineapple juice, one mango, grapes, lettuce, cottage cheese, peaches, one banana, one delicious apple, chef salad without meat and with thousand island dressing, fruit salad, cheese, and tomato slices>> M'kay...celebrating that child he killed?Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace>> **** you, dude. Fry.I stopped there...getting too hungry and fixated with death. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Dessert - The Largest Chocolate Shake made with Vanilla Ice Cream.a michael jackson?choc syrup/van ice cream? in my store that's what we call em, theyre actually really good.I think we're all forgetting the fact that we probably wouldn't have too big of an appetite if we were an hour or so away from being electrocuted.... but hey, my eyes have always been too big for my stomach.. so why stop here? I'd probably just stare at my food after it arrived and weep like a little b*tch.and then chuckle to myself and finish eating, because i know they're gonna have to clean up my mess after im dead Link to post Share on other sites
Gibbo 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Espresso (the italian way with a sugar cube and lemon wedge)What the **** are you going to do with a lemon wedge? Have you even been to Italy? that sir is ridiclous. Link to post Share on other sites
Governator 54 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Here's where YOUR tax dollars are going ladies and gents:256 Offender Information Cooks Vincent 927 12/12/2001 12 pieces of chicken (thighs and drumsticks), 2 double-meat cheeseburgers on toasted buns, 1 large place of brown french fries with ketchup, 2 large onions (cut in slices), 2 large tomatoes (cut in slices), 6 sweet pickles, salad dressing, 5 sliced jalapeno peppers, peach cobbler with extra crust, and milk223 Offender Information San Miguel Jessy 999008 06/29/2000 Pizza (beef, bacon bits, and multiple types of cheese), 10 quesadillas (5 mozzarella cheese, 5 cheddar cheese), 5 strips of open-flame grilled beef, 5 strips of stir-fried beef, chocolate peanut butter ice cream, sweet tea, double fudge chocolate cake, broccoli, and grapes Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 What the **** are you going to do with a lemon wedge? Have you even been to Italy? that sir is ridiclous.You just called a woman "sir."Smooth. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 A slice of Poon-tang pie, Ã la mode. Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I hate to laugh at a dead guy but after reading all the delcicious meals the other guys had, I saw this.Russell James 579 09/19/1991 Apple Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 pizza w/ a side of head Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 This guy musta been up all night drinking and gambling....Powell James 999001 10/01/2002 One pot of coffee either that or he just wanted to make sure and not fall asleep during the procedure.... Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Here's where YOUR tax dollars are going ladies and gents:256 Offender Information Cooks Vincent 927 12/12/2001 12 pieces of chicken (thighs and drumsticks), 2 double-meat cheeseburgers on toasted buns, 1 large place of brown french fries with ketchup, 2 large onions (cut in slices), 2 large tomatoes (cut in slices), 6 sweet pickles, salad dressing, 5 sliced jalapeno peppers, peach cobbler with extra crust, and milk223 Offender Information San Miguel Jessy 999008 06/29/2000 Pizza (beef, bacon bits, and multiple types of cheese), 10 quesadillas (5 mozzarella cheese, 5 cheddar cheese), 5 strips of open-flame grilled beef, 5 strips of stir-fried beef, chocolate peanut butter ice cream, sweet tea, double fudge chocolate cake, broccoli, and grapesnot exactly."* The final meal requested may not reflect the actual final meal served." Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 A slice of Poon-tang pie, Ã la mode.vagina with icecream on it?that sounds messy/disgusting Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Two grilled chicken breasts, a filet mignon, a bowl of mashed potatoes with butter, a 2 liter of diet coke and a gun so I can go out in a blaze of glory. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Aaaactually.. I'm going to amend my first post..I still want all the food, but Goldens post made me think of something else..some sort of tasteless poison, to throw into my desert. That way, it'll be an added FU after they don't get to kill me, AND have to clean up my crap Link to post Share on other sites
SunDrop 0 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 A bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label.Appetizer: A shrimp cocktail and some really ****in' spicy buffalo wings w/ bleu cheese. Salad: Just a big *** garden salad with egg and bacon on it. Ranch dressing or maybe creamy italian. Meal: The biggest lobster in Maine and a 12 oz. steak, medium. Dessert: Pistachio cheesecake. Granted if I actually combined all of these in one meal, I'd probably die before I even made it to the chair. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Aaaactually.. I'm going to amend my first post..I still want all the food, but Goldens post made me think of something else..some sort of tasteless poison, to throw into my desert. That way, it'll be an added FU after they don't get to kill me, AND have to clean up my crapI now want to amend mine....Everything I said with a large bottle of vicodin. That's the way I want to go out. Link to post Share on other sites
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