Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 He's always posting super liberal stuff on Facebook and talking about how awful GMO's are and everything. He's awful. Wait, what's wrong with that? I'll need to see the footage before my final opinion on the tony Stewart argument, but for right now, I will side with my man brvy, sight unseen. That seals it, brvy is wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Ron. Seriously. What the hell, Dude. Tilt, Noah was in theaters months ago. I think it's already out on DVD. Oh. Since this was just last night maybe they're advertising that it's now out on DVD? I'll need to see the footage before my final opinion on the tony Stewart argument, but for right now, I will side with my man brvy, sight unseen. http://wtvr.com/2014/08/10/tony-stewart-kills-driver/ Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Kimberly and you stay the hell away from I don't know man, this is just what happens when you give little shits everything they want or could ever need in life with no effort, I guess. He's always posting super liberal stuff on Facebook and talking about how awful GMO's are and everything. He's awful. My feed is somehow stocked with a rare breed of conservative who are also overly concerned with science they don't understand. It's bad enough I have to see photoshops of the seahorse DNA that Monsanto is now putting in pickles or whatever, but they are also posted by fat, hateful, ill-meaning gun nuts who are still demanding Obama's birth certificate. It's almost as if Monsanto genetically engineered some kind of conservative hippie just to make sure I avoid Facebook. Maybe I should photoshop this text onto an ominous and unrelated picture and share it so everyone knows what's really going on. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I'm in agreement that the kid was stupid, but I've seen Tony Stewart do the exact same thing in (the highlights of) a NASCAR race, and no one swerved to run him over. He pretty clearly did it intentionally. I don't hold it against him, but I could have avoided that, and I'm not one of the top 50 drivers in the country. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Brvy, I'm just saying that you are seeing things that aren't there. I agree with tilt that at worst, he wanted to buzz him. Kid was stupid for wanting to get in the face of a speeding car. If you have beef, go to his garage after the race and punch him. Is the world better off without another dumb ass 20y/o hick with rich parents? Sure, I don't care that he killed him. One fewer lift kit I have to look at. But the world is also going to be safer with Stewart behind bars where he belongs. A 20y/o doesn't have the level head that would lead you or I to calmly start a fistfight in a garage. If you don't develop that kind of problem solving skill by the time you are Stewart's age, we put you in the same box where we keep black people (for the same reason, more or less). 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I'm not sure what percentage of Dutch is character and what part is real, but I damn sure enjoy most every post 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 We never have seen Obama's birth certificate though. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 So true. In fact, I don't think we've ever seen a president's birth certificate. Maybe it should be part of the application....if you're a minority. Right? Right???? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 887 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Gotta go with brvy on this. You can hear Stewart hit the throttle right before he annihilates that guy, plus stewart is a hot head, hot heads do dumb things. Can't be out on the track tho that's just stupid. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 887 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 And I LOVE me some gin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 So true. In fact, I don't think we've ever seen a president's birth certificate. Maybe it should be part of the application....if you're a minority. Right? Right???? Especially then, yes. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I'm totally just pushing buttons but i decided to check and turns out we have infact seen many presidents birth certificates. Including Obamas. Supposedly. http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/28/search-for-u-s-presidents-birth-certificates-yields-mixed-results/ Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 You want a birth certificate, Frau can get you a certificate. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Here is an idea that would make both sides happy: We stop caring about birth certificates, but also only people who appear white can run for president. The republicans get what they want, i.e. to build a legislative agenda completely around one totally meaningless, spiteful cause they made up just to sabotage the entire gov't, and the democrats get what we want, i.e. no one snooping around in Hilary's desk drawer in the process of giving us the leader we really wanted in '08. And the whole no blacks thing is a rare bipartisan Win. Plus, it incentivize black men to breed with white women so that generations from now, their descendants might look white enough to run the free world. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Smoke another bowl Sklansky. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Smoke another bowl Sklansky. I'd say likewise, but you may need to take a piss test if that DM position opens back up. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 You know I'm just messing. Oh, I have the DM position, hoping for a Regional Manager position. And, yeah. Robin Williams died. Suicide apparently. So bummed. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 operating theory is he fishtailed it to spray the kid with dirt, misjudged the distance/kid closed the distance and next thing you know, kid is a speed bump. i'm dubious on the audio of the revving engine, i think the audio is coming from the near side of the track. beers like coors,lite,bud etc are for things like the lake or camping where you will be drinking all day. good beer is for when you're having a few and are drinking solely for flavor. i find it next to impossible to get shitfaced on good beers. i either don't drink them fast enough or i can't drink enough of them without feeling extremely full. sex is like a chinese dinner, it ain't over until you both (all three on a really good day) get your cookie. sorry you didn't get your cookie frau. robin williams dead. anybody that does cocaine to mellow out is just straight up wired differently. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 sex is like a chinese dinner, it ain't over until you both (all three on a really good day) get your cookie. sorry you didn't get your cookie frau. I never understood this. Not every woman is going to get there every time I suppose but throughout a weekend it should happen at least once. Especially when there's the anticipation of the encounter after a fairly long dry spell. WTF was he thinking? One of my wifes friends, the one I mentioned a while back that I think is the only woman my wife might agree to a threesome with, had never orgasmed with a man until her recent relationship. Never. And she's had multiple partners. Bunch of selfish bastards if you ask me. If I knew a woman I was with had never orgasmed I would have made it my lifes work to make sure she did. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 more of guideline than a rule i think... Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Frau is a cold fish. It's not his fault she can't get there mentally. And women need to be mentally engaged. Dummies Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 nap could get frau there. he'd make sure of it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Napa couldn't get Frau there with Uber's help 2 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Strat could get Frau there from the other room 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Nah, he'd be too distracted over the price of dinner, drinks and condoms to even get it up. You need master focus to divert that much blood 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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