Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Negligent manslaughter. Nailed it. Fistbump Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 i could get him an acquittal, no problem. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 i could get him an acquittal, no problem. Just go on the kid's Facebook and find some pictures of him in a nice car and with girls that a jury would be jealous of. Jurors are haters by definition. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 i could get him an acquittal, no problem. Use the chew baca defense Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 So did I miss something, did Frau not come to fruition on her weekend? If so that is just not OK. I almost can't not take care of business. Unless it's been too long, but in a weekend situation like that. I'd hit 80% for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I have robustly enjoyed myself with Mr. Chicago in the past, but did not this last weekend. He was also very interested in discussing the how and the why of things. If one of you losers had trouble completing with a woman, I don't think there would be this sense of alarm. Edit: best top of page of my FCP career 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Frau did not come to the optimal conclusion. Now if you want to argue criminal negligence, Mr Chicago is a prime suspect. Hell of an ol/dr We're alarmed because we care Frau. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 hey guyz Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 We're alarmed because we care Frau. I'm neither surprised nor alarmed. This is the standard outcome. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Frau's displeasure has me bummed out. I wish there were something I could offer her to make up for this guys misgivings. You gotta leave her wanting more, not less. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Wow man, put it back in your pants. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I said I wish there was, not that I was. I have nothing to offer, well except Strat. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Let's not kid each other, if Frau is calling anyone up to the majors from this thread, it's her Veronica Mars buddy, Ronnie Mex Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 That's if she wants fun and orgasms. I forgot about brvy. She could be fawned over, get to go to all the museums never have to worry about giving a beej, and likely never have sex. So basically, a gay friend. But since Brvy has never spent more than $15 for an entree, that ain't gonna work for her 2 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Man, I want fun and orgasms. We should just hang out together. Cut out the middle(wo)man. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I wish you would all stop talking so coarsely about Frau. But I don't want her to think I think she's incapable of sticking up for herself either. So, whatever. I'm tired of everything. Life is so exhausting. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I'm pretty sure she gets the joke, so take it easy, Prince Valiant. Wait, life is exhausting? Don't do it napa, don't Mork from Ork it 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Frau is an angel, the coarsity is toward her inconsiderate Chicagoan Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I'm tired of everything. Life is so exhausting. What's wrong fella? Why so glum? New promotion, more money, just had a vacation. What's got ya down? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Fine. I would tongue her fart box if that's what she wanted. Don't worry. I would never do that. Too much work and I'm too much of a wuss. I had my phone off for most of my vacation. Woke up to a text from BC one day that was a poem about missing old lovers. Texted her and told her that if it's not going to be anything to not do that anymore and that I don't want to see her for awhile if there's any chance of us being friends. She didn't really say anything. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 More responsibility, mo problems, back at work. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Huh. Shitty ol/dr Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 That sucks man, sorry, but probably in your best interest, which is what's important. Was she just being flirty and friendly or could you have said "if you want to be lovers, come on over, if not, knock that shit off" Edit: I guess you kind of implied that. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I'm not even really that upset about it, tbh. Thought you guys would be pleased with me. Just been a rough month. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Do something for yourself. Buy some dopey sneakers you like. I say get a hooker, but I know you won't. It really is worth it. Get you off the schnide. Link to post Share on other sites
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