Essay21 2,385 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 You really should. It's a hilarious movie. As for this girl, she and this guy have been on the verge of breaking up for a year or more. It's close and it needs to happen but I'll believe it when i see it. As for me I haven't spoken to my other lady type friend since last week when I said something about us. She didnt respond to a text I sent her on Saturday. So I think that's a solid signal and ill move on with my life. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Emma Stone is VERY hit or miss with me. CSL was on briefly last night and the scene where she chugs the gin and heads to our boy, she lols and looks retarded. Literally. As far as Essay. Get a test test or chop your balls off Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Also, I'm about 90% that Essay has me confused with someone else. Was it RUNZO who said that? Now you say that I think it was RUNZO who said that. But you still saw the photo. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I don't know why my phone autocorrects RUNZO to all caps but I like it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 So I think that's a solid signal and ill move on with my life. So, THAT was the signal? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 So, THAT was the signal? I think so. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Is napa alive? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 RIP napa. #neverforget Gonna hit the gym tonight. For me, for napas legacy and for Ronny. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 RIP in peace, napa Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 RIP, Napa. #Napa #Bros #NapaBros Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 #Napa #Bros #NapaBros This doesn't really make sense now that I think about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Tippin a 40oz for Napa Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Oh napa. Poor little napa. #obscureseinfeldreference #notontwittersodontreallygetthehashtagthing Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Little Jerry? Napa can be a cockfighter Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I don't even remember the episode I just remember Kramer saying poor little pinko Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Oh, I was thinking of when Kramer had a rooster that was doing cockfighting and named it Little Jerry. I think I have that right. Roosters, hens, whatever Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Yes, Essay. pretty sure that was me. the D comment was for the jokes. I don't remember the chick. I don't remember that picture other than your buzz cut. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Is napa alive? So sad. #DeathBySilo #YOLO Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 So I pretty much got dissed by the last girl I was dating. I don't even use words like diss. Not sure what happened there but oh well. Took another young lady out on Saturday. Very sweet, homeowner, business owner, works with kids with special needs. Definitely a butter face but the everything else part is so good. An ass that would make shake blush. I've decided I can look past the face to see that ass in the flesh. I worry tht she's one of those frigid chicks that won't let me see her naked til about 10 dates but I got some magic I can work on that. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 well at least now i don't have to come with an excuse why i won't meet up with napa at the casino this summer. oh that wasn't a real thing? pssh, yeah I totally knew that... #degenerate #hermit #drunk #strippers # gamboool #yeyo #alcohol #jaegerbomb #tittays #beers #hashtag 2 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 So I pretty much got dissed by the last girl I was dating. I don't even use words like diss. Not sure what happened there but oh well. Took another young lady out on Saturday. Very sweet, homeowner, business owner, works with kids with special needs. Definitely a butter face but the everything else part is so good. An ass that would make shake blush. I've decided I can look past the face to see that ass in the flesh. I worry tht she's one of those frigid chicks that won't let me see her naked til about 10 dates but I got some magic I can work on that. chest! Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 The chest looks decent as well on her. I figure ill just send her a pic of the CHEST and she'll be so moist she can't help herself. On a somewhat related note. I've gotten so good at first dates. My god I want to date me again after my recent first date performances. I feel no nerves. I'm smooth, funny and weird in a good way. I get in a crazy zone lately. Obviously I didn't close the deal last time but her loss. Practice makes perfect. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I had a Shock Top Honey Crisp Apple Wheat beer last night. Someone left a few in my fridge from the weekend. I tried to like it, but it was terrible. I poured it out after I choked down half. Who likes this stuff? Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I had a Shock Top Honey Crisp Apple Wheat beer last night. Someone left a few in my fridge from the weekend. I tried to like it, but it was terrible. I poured it out after I choked down half. Who likes this stuff? I dunno. Once I ordered a drop top and got a shock top. I dont think it came with all the extras you had. Managed to down it alright This evening I ran across my buddy whos a beer distributor. Gave me six of something with the word hemp in it. Just awful. Tony got the other five Ill try to add some substance of some kind to the thread since Im already here and everything... Years ago when the wife and I were first married, she was extremely jealous and on constant alert for any marital diversions on my behalf. It got to the point of near insanity around the time of this incident... (phone rings at one am) (Beans wakes up and answers) "Hello?" (Beans hangs up phone) "Who was that?" "I dunno.... didnt say anything" (minute or two later) "Wrong number?" "I dunno.... didnt say anything" (minute later) "They didnt say anything?" "Huh...... no.....he didnt say nuthin" (minute or two later) "I thought they didnt say anything?" "Uh.....no hon..... didnt say a word" (minute later) "Well....then how do you know they were a he?" "What.... I dont know it was a he....coudda be a she for all the hell I know....now go back to sleep" (minute later) "I think it was a signal" "You gotta be shittin me....it was a wrong damn number" (minute later) "I think you were saying he when it was actually a she to confuse me" "Ugh.... hon.....its one oclock and Im exhausted....get your ass to sleep...will ya please?" (minute later) "I think it was a signal" "What...a signal..... you think a wrong number at one am is a signal for what exactly?" "How do you know its one oclock.... was that when she was supposed to signal you to meet up?" (Beans gets pissed and turns on lamp beside bed) "Listen.... I looked at the clock when I answered.... theres no signal....no she...no nuthin....you need a new damn hobby or something" (Beans turns lamp back off) "Now go back to sleep.... Ive got to be up in a couple hours" (minute later) "You sure she saw that signal?" "What signal?" "The lamp you turned on and off....what....is she waiting outside or something?" (Beans is furious) "Listen.... if the caller was a woman....and the ring was a signal.....and if I was responding with a light flash....why would I go through all of that shit when I could have just as easily told you I was working late and not even came home tonight?" (minute later) "Geez...youre right.... Im sorry hon" "Now get back to sleep and quit watching those damn hen peckin TV shows about men cheating and shit.... not every guy does that crap ya know" "Love ya" "You too....night" (thirty minutes later) "I thought youd never come out" "Bitch woke up.... we need a new signal" GOODNIGHT AND DRIVE SAFELY! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I had a Shock Top Honey Crisp Apple Wheat beer last night. Someone left a few in my fridge from the weekend. I tried to like it, but it was terrible. I poured it out after I choked down half. Who likes this stuff? I enjoy that one. I can't drink 12 of em, but a few are good. Nice taste. Doesn't taste beer-y Link to post Share on other sites
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