Essay21 2,387 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I thought it was a pretty obvious one. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 yeah, she's probably just waiting for the right moment 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 It's the right time to believe shake. You gotta believe. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 yeah, she's probably just waiting for the right moment Essay's retirement party? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 god damn it suited your relationship makes me so god damn angry 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 It doesn't make me especially happy either. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 all the more reason to keep doing exactly what you've been doing right? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Tried to organize a happy hour tonight. Two people said they'd meet me at five, neither has showed so I'm sitting here by myself. There were a couple of maybes but I doubt they show if they haven't said anything by now. And a few people just didnt respond. Can't take 12 seconds to type the words thanks but I can't. Can't find that kinda time. Only been here for half an hour by myself. At 6 I'm leaving I won't wait more than an hour. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 all the more reason to keep doing exactly what you've been doing right? All the more reason to give up. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 people are the worst, suited. people are the worst. but when did you try to organize it? just today? that never works. gotta give a few days notice. at least that's what I've found. they still won't show up, but you know, that's what you're supposed to do. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Tried to organize a happy hour tonight. Two people said they'd meet me at five, neither has showed so I'm sitting here by myself. There were a couple of maybes but I doubt they show if they haven't said anything by now. And a few people just didnt respond. Can't take 12 seconds to type the words thanks but I can't. Can't find that kinda time. Only been here for half an hour by myself. At 6 I'm leaving I won't wait more than an hour. Man, your at happy hour and don't have to stop your drinking to talk to any annoying lawyers/accountants. I consider that a win. Drink up my friend! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 yeah, to echo ocho's comments, and since ron isn't here, I'll fill in for him: just start going around to everybody else at the bar. strike up conversations. be charming and smart and funny. you'll make tons of friends! just that easy! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 people are the worst, suited. people are the worst. but when did you try to organize it? just today? that never works. gotta give a few days notice. at least that's what I've found. they still won't show up, but you know, that's what you're supposed to do. I've found the best way to organize happy hours is to not have terrible co-workers. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 And be like able Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Well I could provide some life updates, but I'm gun shy. To keep it short, I was like what are we doing? She was like I don't know I don't like to think about relationship stuff. I was like I just want to know if you know this will never be more. She said she didn't know that and it could be. I said well I'm gonna start acting like it. She said okay. So not really sure what else happened. I sort of blacked out. Do you often black out when you kiss her? 'Cause that would've been a good time. To kiss her. Not to black out. Lets hear those weekend plans? I have to go to a dinner for my grandpas birthday tomorrow night. Think he's turning 79. This was a pretty great sequence of posts. I am pulling for ya If you keep doing it for him, he'll never learn! Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 anchovies are pretty great, I gotta say anchovies and beer **** yes 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 yeah, to echo ocho's comments, and since ron isn't here, I'll fill in for him: just start going around to everybody else at the bar. strike up conversations. be charming and smart and funny. you'll make tons of friends! just that easy! Clearly you have me confused with someone else. Sober, I would sit there by myself, slowly get buzzed and read my phone. Once buzzed, I'd text everyone I know and call them faggots for not being there. I rarely talk to strangers when at a bar alone and hate when they talk to me. I always say have fun and be the party when with someone. I will text a group about a happy hour by 11am. I damn well expect a response. No response is disrespectful. When I did it a few weeks ago, 4 people didnt respond until 7pm and asked if I was there. Really? Why would I go, nobody responded, douche. Oddly, I was there and everyone I texted ended up showing and we drank till midnight. Fun evening. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I've found the best way to organize happy hours is to not have terrible co-workers. So text friends, not co-workers. I rarely invite co-workers. They usually suck. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 So text friends, not co-workers. I rarely invite co-workers. They usually suck. That's why they call it happy hour - you get to go where everybody knows your name... Where they're always glad you came... Where your troubles are all the same.... Wait that sounds a lot like work! Wtf! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 In banking, there are few options for happy hour. Well, I do have one girl friend that would go, when she had a sitter. I worked with her at two banks and she was an actual friend. Not too many guys around. I guess there is a few but at my age, everyone is busy Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Yuge day planned tomorrow. Wake up whenever. Go get a workout in. Shoulders and maybe some legs, a heaping helping of cardio and some core. Come home, do the lawn. Move some more lava rocks to a different location, pass out from heat stroke and exhaustion in the pool. Hopefully the pool temp cracks 85 for the first time this year. I'll need something to get me good and buzzed for the pool time. Doubtful I will though. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Well I could provide some life updates, but I'm gun shy. To keep it short, I was like what are we doing? She was like I don't know I don't like to think about relationship stuff. I was like I just want to know if you know this will never be more. She said she didn't know that and it could be. I said well I'm gonna start acting like it. She said okay. So not really sure what else happened. I sort of blacked out. If I had Whiskers keen internet searching ability I'd quote your quote about your buddy telling you the lady friend wanted you to make the first move or something along those lines. I think "I don't know that. It could be (more)" is about as much of a green light as you're going to get from this one. Your move sir. Good luck, have confidence and all that. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 hey, mexico. it was just a joke. lighten the fuck up or I will fucking kill you you fucking faggot. edit: also - george jones died. none of you faggots even know who he is. except beans. rest of you. faggots. possum whoop your ass. bitches. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 wow I'm sorry dude, I got out of hand there. didn't mean to but I hadn't had my m&ms yet. BIG problem. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 edit: also - george jones died. none of you faggots even know who he is. except beans. rest of you. faggots. possum whoop your ass. bitches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_-ABV05pvw Rest in peace my drinkin song buddy.... Cant tell ya how many time Ive repeated the hotter than a two dolla pistol saying Although Im a hair band hard rocker at heart, I grew up with them there drinkin and racin songs.... Man have I ever crossed the line lately. Bought several cars and plan on getting another tomorrow. This one is a truck. So damn cheap I cant help it. Grandpaw rig thats a two thousand one with sixty thou on it. Four times four. Z seventy one. I may give it to Tony as a thanks for not dyin gift. Shit, thats what Im getting it for in the first place Been painting, drinkin, and smellin fumes all night. Tweeted I think.... And Ive never ever ever drummed up a happy hour. The Fonzies of the world just get invited. EEEEeeeeeeeeee! (thumbs up) Im gonna pass out now Link to post Share on other sites
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