JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 And in an absolute emergency shake can get ahold of me if necessary. Last time I was at his place I scribbled my digits under his front porch ceiling to the left of the front door That's making the pretty big ass....umption that shake's porch ceiling hasn't blown away in a stiff breeze. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Post away lil buddy. Just yankin your chain. Go grab a Red Bull chaser and a 5 hour energy drink. Lets see how high we can get you Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I've also thought about renting a storage unit and making it into a makeshift wood shop. But I assume one big enough would be around $100/month and that seems expensive for a hobby. I guess I could try making some stuff to sell to subsidize it, but I don't know. I'm not that good of a woodworker. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I'm a hell of a woodworker, in the bedroom. Not gay sex. Had a sweet lunch with a lady. I'm as ashamed of myself as you are. But she asked me and what was I gonna do? Say no? I don't have it in me. It's hot outside right now, but they're saying snow tomorrow. I don't wanna believe it. If I hit the gym onigjt it would be three days in a row. Been months since I did that. So I got that going for me. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 That's making the pretty big ass....umption that shake's porch ceiling hasn't blown away in a stiff breeze. I'm sure by the time he got up the next day it was covered up by a spider web, so he never even saw it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 How about when she calls around looking for lunch company, you ignore it like she does your texts? Did she need a sounding board for some complaints? She afraid to eat alone? Was she broke? But have no worry, most of us have long since given up the thought of you doing the correct thinklg when it comes to this broad Now you'll tell us that she offered to pay to prove that she's one of the good ones, or something. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Are we allowed to ask about a Beans/Shake meet up, drive by? Beans, do you not make it to FL? We have Sebring, Daytona and other spots for car people as well as lots of alcohol Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 She did pay. Point, Essay. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Yeah, clearly the big winner. Good for you my friend. Good for you 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I gotta take a win where I can. Speaking of winning, where's shake? Hahaha that makes no sense because he SUCKS. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Another great thing to happen to me today was not eating a donut this morning. There was a to-do in the break room and many donuts were available. I had my eye on a white icing, raspberry jelly filled goddess, but I held strong. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 "Another" great thing? If you dont try to sex this girl by the end of May, 2013, like a real effort, I'm calling for a Jeepstering of all your posts for a period of no less than one month. I dont even need you to be successful. Just some sort of closure. What would Shia do? You KNOW he'd tap that ass. Fck her Suited, FCK HER FOR MEEEEEE 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 She did pay. Point, Essay. I'm not sure how I feel about this being a point for you. Did you order the lobster? 'Cause then you'd have to sleep with her; you'd owe her that. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 She ordered the risotto and she was full after. I'm gonna try Ronny. For you, for me and especially for brvy because I know how he loves premarital sex. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 We need a good hypothetical. Whiskers has been slacking on his appointed duties. I've been talking about how much I'm a pussy with women. Ronny has been giving advice he knows won't be used. Tiltys been saying retarded shit. Lets go whiskers. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Thats all I want, for you to try And for people to get my The Girl Next Door reference And for Napa to get a hooker And for TG to get an STD And for Brvy to convert to Judaism And for Shake to MTARCYPOS And for Whiskers to, you know, let us in Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 And for people to get my The Girl Next Door reference I got it immediately. I use some variant of it often. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Ok, here's your freaking hypothetical. You have the power to make one of the below things happen, but you can't use it on yourself. What do you choose? Thats all I want, for you to try And for people to get my The Girl Next Door reference And for Napa to get a hooker And for TG to get an STD And for Brvy to convert to Judaism And for Shake to MTARCYPOS And for Whiskers to, you know, let us in Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Nice one, but tough. Do i want suited to try and fail horribly? Nah, I'd feel badly for him and proud that he finally acted like a man Napa? Nah, cuz that would only solve his issues for a week or so Shake? Nope, he'd be the same miserable SOB shut in no matter where he lived TG already has an STD. Has to, no? That guy dont bag up, nor should he Whiskers? No again. Once you let that guy in, who knows what you'll see. He's like the mafia. Once you're in, you cant get out. Brvy - i think i'm pulling for this one, just so he'd have to admit the last 30+ years of his life has been all wrong. Wait, that seems mean. Final answer, brvy the jew Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 For Shake to MTARCYPOS. I worry about Shake almost as much as I worry about myself, which is a lot for anybody. Much less somebody I've never met. I want him to be happy. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Terrible hypo because BRVY THE JEW is the only answer. also I don't know what that shake thing stands for. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Move To A Real City You Piece Of Shit How long you been here? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I just made a pretty neat little formula in excel that did what I was hoping it would the first time I tried. Pretty happy about that. Yep. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Things are coming up Napa Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I don't really know what BRVY THE JEW accomplishes. I'm thinking either a Napa Hooker or Shake's New City. Probably Shake. It's a long shot, but it might be something. Link to post Share on other sites
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