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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Be careful. I had a friend die at a tree cutting party. Branch fell on his head.

 

Iowa is closing the gap on Indiana on my weridness scale. Tree Cutting Party? Woo Hoo!!

 

Shake and his negativity has made me afraid to post

 

 

That, and i have zero to add. Nothing going on, no weekend plans, no stories of fun happenings. No insults of Essay. I'm out

 

Welcome to old age...

 

Lets hear those weekend plans?

 

I have to go to a dinner for my grandpas birthday tomorrow night. Think he's turning 79.

 

Si hi to gramps. I had an 83 year old lady call in who eventually bought a car for her grandaughter from me. First call I actually talked to her for 45 minutes. Really odd since I don't actually like many people but she was extremely cool and hilarous, like Betty White. Called her son-in-law a loser and said she didn't want to even imagine what her daughter saw in him...said even if he's hung like a horse a great in bed he's too damn ugly to look at... hahaha

 

hey, mexico. it was just a joke. lighten the fuck up or I will fucking kill you you fucking faggot.

edit: also - george jones died. none of you faggots even know who he is. except beans. rest of you. faggots. possum whoop your ass. bitches.

 

Having grown up in a country bar I obviously know who George Jones was. Weird how I hated that stuff as a kid, but am all sentimental about it now.

 

 

Hopefully the final week of the remodel project and I can finally have my life back in a couple weeks. Days off are killing me. I needed beans yesterday as I replaced a wall plug "receptacle". Sonofabitch...

 

Tile floors are done and he was finishing up the backsplash when I left this morning. Guys showed up and started to install the wood floors. You know, I thought the house was perfectly fine before and this is costing a fortune but I do think it's going to be pretty damn awesome when we're finished. I'll have to have everyone over...

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I'm in NYC until Wednesday, and I'm thinking about emailing the ex to meet up for a drink. We still email once every few months or so, and I think/hope she's amused instead of bitter about the fact that I'm moving here after telling her there was no way in hell I'd move here with her. It was long enough ago for it not to count, right? I'll just mention my mom's cancer in the email and she has to be nice...I really just want to see my old cat.

 

Awww, I think it's sweet Speedz wants to go see his old pussy....

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Once its done, you'll never want to leave the house again

 

If I'm alive. Christ that tile they tore up was a mess. It left a a half inch of sand like dust all over the house. We coverd up as much stuff as possible but it's ridiculous and we have to clean up virutally every night. Ive been constantly moving stuff downstairs, and stuffing it in Shake's spare bedroom. The counters gave her an excuse to clean out every single cabinet and redo them. I've been hanging shelves and stuff in different places.

 

Hey some guy just came out gay for the Cetlics. It makes me feel bad for the guys like Kordell Stewart and Dan Marino that never could come out.

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sorry to contribute to the boring, but this made me laugh so I am sharing it

 

they installed 1920x1080 monitors for everyone here some time ago, but everyone is still on 1280x1025. so everyone's screen looks awful and nobody understands why they are not better off for having the bigger monitor. literally, "my monitor is bigger, thus I can see more!"

 

anyway, this guy is like, how do I get mine to look as sharp as yours. I go to change the resolution, which works, and then I change the DPI because he says he can't read the text at the bigger resolution. it errors, says contact your administration. guy has somehow managed to install spotify through the security settings, but installing new fonts is NOT OKAY according to XP.

 

probably only ouch8s will find this amusing.

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Your moms boring.

 

I went out Saturday after grandpas bday dinner. It was just me and my friend Sarah who I've mentioned before. She's planning to break up with her boyfriend this week. Gonna kick him out of her apartment where they live. If this happens he'd probably stay with me until he gets his own place. On a related note, she's planning on buying a house this summer and I'm probably going to live with her because she won't make me sign a lease and I'll save big money. Boyfriend thinks he will be living there but could find out on Wednesday he won't be. If she goes through with it anyways, I have my doubts.

 

I'll keep you updated.

 

Edit: Strat, are you guys on the dual monitor system? We are and it's probably the best thing about my job.

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nope. single monitor. and mine is a 17" while everyone else's is 22". there's an empty desk a few cubes over that has a 22" sitting there that I am not allowed to grab.

 

like I said, things are pretty much done around here in a way that is designed to disrespect and/or anger me. I'm not imagining it.

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I went out Saturday after grandpas bday dinner. It was just me and my friend Sarah who I've mentioned before. She's planning to break up with her boyfriend this week. Gonna kick him out of her apartment where they live. If this happens he'd probably stay with me until he gets his own place. On a related note, she's planning on buying a house this summer and I'm probably going to live with her because she won't make me sign a lease and I'll save big money. Boyfriend thinks he will be living there but could find out on Wednesday he won't be. If she goes through with it anyways, I have my doubts.

 

I'll keep you updated.

 

Did you mention before if she was cute?

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And yes, he's said that she's cool, cute and likes him. Which means her vagina is safe from harm.

 

Whenever a single guy and girl of semi equal attraction room together, sexxing will happen. Unless that man has zero balls and sex drive

 

 

I wonder if strat really believes that his bosses gameplan his misery everyday?

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I think he enjoys their company, and he doesn't even have to pursue them (they offer), but he tends to turn them down because of honor or laziness or something.

 

Pretty accurate.

 

Yeah, I'm not trying to be sneaky with the new account. Just trying to make things a little tougher on the search engines, so I can adjust my shit to content ratio here.

 

And now I'm seeing that I'm logged in as both accounts at once somehow. Using that, I really could make it more of a guessing game as to who I am. But I won't. Due to honor and laziness.

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You've seen a picture of her, whiskers. That one I showed of me and you were like you look douchier than I thought. It was awhile ago. I think you said she looked like Emma stone in Superbad.

 

Yeah she's def good looking. It won't shock Ronny to know I probably could have had sex with her like 3 years ago but didnt.

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