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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I'd give up porn forever shit. assuming I could continue eating cookies.

 

 

 

went out drinking and eating japanese with coworkers tonight. on a tuesday no less! it was free so that's why. and because it's supposed to snow tonight. though now apparently much less than it was supposed to, so my sleeping in and working from home might not happen, which would suck.

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What would you give up to look like that right now, but then you're on your own to maintain it?

 

lol no. 2 weeks I'm back to me.

 

Yeah I was wondering what you were still doing awake and posting. Good for you for going out, did you talk to any ladies?

 

lol no. I'm still me.

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Back when he was cheating on Jennifer Anniston with Angelina Jolie was probably the peak of his powers. Being married to her now with the aforementioned black children and huminitarian work makes it not so quick for me to trade lives with him.

 

I would give up cable to look like him in fight club with the maintenance. Not Internet though. I would need to be able to come on here to brag of my vag conquests. Just throwing out randoms. Porn for 5 years. It's pretty worth it. You would maintain for a bit then you'd have a long time where you're not carved out of stone but still looking bang able to every chick you see.

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Maybe. My thing is just that we're really only getting snippthem.of what's going on and it's all from one side. I don't know the whole story, so I'm not going to draw conclusions on her character.

 

I'm not saying strat is being purposefully misleading or anything, I just don't think there's enough information here.

 

Very true, but we can all agree she's a terrible person, correct?

 

freelance photographer

 

Perfect job in that situation. You get to go to every major sporting event for free. Take pictures. No pressure to sell them. Perfect.

 

judgement

 

E. Interesting.

 

Besides, Brad Pitt rarely makes me think "great actor"

 

************. Who do you think IS great? Carrot Top? Sly Stallone?

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I, uh...I think we always expect that.

 

 

 

 

Its not easy bein me, ya know

 

 

Beansey, I wanted to try that but I don't like a maple flavor. It's the flavor I always throw away in my instant oatmeal packets. The smell makes me dry heave. Maple syrup is good on a waffle

 

 

 

Of course my first taste was straight... odd. Im not sure why they chose that flavor. Im not sure why I chose that flavor. Anyway, after trying a few mixers I found seven up and a squeeze of lemon made a pretty good drink out of it... didnt have any sour mix at hand but I assume that would be its best use

 

 

 

Ill be canning the straight stuff for the boat, though

 

 

 

Jack had the right idea with the honey. Straight black daniels always had that "woo" aftertaste the honey flavor covers...

 

 

 

 

Pitt always irks me the was he says "casina" in oceans eleven. Ive seen him in that trout fishing movie and bastards but I think thats it other than the rest of the oceans flicks

 

 

 

 

Seems to be a nice chap, other than the black kids that is

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I'm working from home today because of the snow/because I can. by working from home I think that means I'll be doing some ironing, napping, and fapping. maybe attend one meeting, but don't want to go too crazy on that.

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Perfect job in that situation. You get to go to every major sporting event for free. Take pictures. No pressure to sell them. Perfect.

 

I feel like if this was true a lot more people would do it as a fake side job.

 

I'm working from home today because of the snow/because I can. by working from home I think that means I'll be doing some ironing, napping, and fapping. maybe attend one meeting, but don't want to go too crazy on that.

 

Sounds like my old job, except for the ironing.

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Seems to be a nice chap, other than the black kids that is

Being married to her now with the aforementioned black children makes it not so quick for me to trade lives with him.

 

Whole buncha racists in here.

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If I'm being honest, probably: looking like that.

 

This was good.

 

 

Very true, but we can all agree she's a terrible person, correct?

 

E. Interesting.

 

I think that's what I was disputing.

 

I usually go without the E; don't know why I did that here. But both are acceptable, so whatever.

 

 

I feel like if this was true a lot more people would do it as a fake side job.

 

Right? I think brv needs to tell us more.

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I think Karma has popped it's head up and bit me in the ass (that's a saying, right?). My roof is leaking. Shake, I feel your pain!

 

 

Also, isn't it ironic that the guy with perpetually bad rood's name, is shake?

 

 

Karma's gonna bite me on that one.

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Wish I could see that picture, but it won't load. IT HAS NOT LOADED.

 

I don't really have anything for you. Felt sick when I woke up so I went back to sleep. Didn't get to work until 11:15. So I'll be here until 9 or 10 tonight. But it doesn't matter because I have nothing else to do anyways. This post is over.

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I can come in when I want, go home when I want, drink at work when I want, watch videos when I want, make videos when I want...

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