Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Holy shit you guys for real? That's what that means?! I better make my bed when I get home then. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Had lunch with my dad. He told me a hilarious story about some guy in some program at my brothers high school ignoring my dads email. So my dad calls up the school board president (who lives across the street from my dad) and tells him what's going on. Not surprisingly the guy emailed my dad back very quickly. That's how to swang the big dick fellas. Napa get you some tonight. You deserve it. That does sound hilarious! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Holy shit you guys for real? That's what that means?! I better make my bed when I get home then. You joke now, but you'll regret it when she's telling a friend several months later that she was DTF, but you just wouldn't make a move. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Are you adopted? First off, what an ASS. Secondly, don't talk to me like I'm adopted bro (entourage reference). It was just hard for me to act like my dad when he was busy acting like that. I more or less just stay quiet and do what he says. Hence law school and tax masters. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 That does sound hilarious! He gave the guy 24 hours. Do your goddamn job. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 He gave the guy 24 hours. Do your goddamn job. Or suffer the tattling swinging of the big dick. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 If you got it, swang it, right Strat? Obviously he could have waited a little longer. But time is money kid and bs walks. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 and to me it's funny kid when napa talks to girls and they give him fake names so he'll try to bang them later even though they're fat 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 It's napa the fatties hawk, cause he be puttin in work son. I'd take a fatty right now. Napa you do what you wanna do and know that we love you. Know that we stand behind you. Know that we will make fun of you probably but only Ronny will be actually mean about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Whiskers you got a hypo for us? I don't want to work. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Whiskers you got a hypo for us? I don't want to work. Give me a category. Women, life, money... Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Throw me a sports hypo. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Shake, why are you so mean to me? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 because I'm a bad person I thought we've been over this? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Throw me a sports hypo. You're 20 years old and haven't finished college. A magic genie tells you he can give you a 15 year professional sports career where you will make $100k each year (adjusted for inflation). No more, no less. After 15 years you're playing career is done. These are your options: Professional surfer. Travel around the world to all the events. You're one of the best in the sport. Some kind of X Games competitor. Same deal as the surfer. Some kind of Olympic athlete. Your success is inversely proportionate to how popular the sport is. For example, if it's 100m dash, you're good enough to qualify for the finals, but will be finishing last. If it's a sport they show on MSNBC at 3 a.m. on tape delay, you'll get a gold. Professional golfer or tennis player. You're good enough to earn $100k a year. Major team sport player. You're the last guy on the bench. First of all...would you take the deal? You'll be 35 when it's over without a college degree and probably not that much money saved up. If you did, which would you choose? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Golfer. I think about that a lot. Still holding out hope I somehow become a scratch golfer and earn my card. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I take the deal, sit the bench on an nba team for 15 years, then go into broadcasting. Golf would be a good option but if I can't keep playing after the 15 years are up then it's out. Maybe I go into coaching after my nba days are up. Or a front office job. Assuming I'm still me, my intelligence will win our there despite no degree and I become the next dork Elvis. Boom. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I don't see how you're parlaying a 12th man role into a broadcasting job. But the front office thing is interesting. Since you know ahead of time that you'll always be just a 12th man, you can focus on learning as much as you can while you have inside access. At the very least, you can probably use your NBA resume to get a high school coaching gig somewhere. I was kind of leaning toward being a surfer because that seems like it would be pretty awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 surfer's a good one because I think 100k a year is a pretty high level surfer, especially if you last 15 years, so you're almost guaranteed a job with billabong or something afterwards. plus: pussy. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I'm def going baseball or basketball. Definitely getting into coaching or front office work after my 15 is up. Advanced baseball scout has to be a great job. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 surfer's a good one because I think 100k a year is a pretty high level surfer, especially if you last 15 years, so you're almost guaranteed a job with billabong or something afterwards. plus: pussy. Yeah, I agree. And you're at a beach all the time. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 But once you stop surfing what kind of earning potential is there? I don't like that long term. I hate when the boss is like I'm gonna swing by later and talk to you. Set up a time. Now I have to be at my desk all day and semi working. Can't go on espn because he will approach from the rear. Bad spot for me right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The earning potential might not be lucrative, but the living on beach potential is off the charts. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Here's a fun hypothetical. You're name is Shake and you work at Shakes job and live in his house and his life and you are shake and his stupid self. How long before you just give up and end it? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Probably right after I get so embarrassed by some female that I can't even tell my e-friends about it. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
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