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Im not sure what's worse, being Oblivious to how this request makes her look or if she is actually trying to mess with his mind? I'd rather know she was purposefully bleeping with me, at least then you can just say bleep you bitch and move on. If she's oblivious you can still make excuses for her, oh she's just nice and cares about me and whatever the bleep. Strat you're a better man than me of this shit isn't tearing you up. I still lay awake at night thinking about women I haven't talked to in years. This shit would destroy my mind.

 

And I gotta be up in three hours but I can't sleep.

 

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Changed me mind, I would totally go if I were you Strat. Sex or not. How many chances will you have to go to London and see it with a local? Shit, can I come? I'm gonna have to burn a week of vacation sometime since I'm not going to find a new job before new year. Maybe SA can join us. It'll probably get weird, but that's ok. We'll bang some snaggle tooth bitches. Take in a football match.

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my two pents (not that anybody cares but I have the keyboard and you will read EVERY DAMN WORD I type) (or use the scroll if you wanna be a dick):

 

Post break up friendship just isn't worth it man. There's just way too many avenues of emotional torture. I've tried the concept a few times, never ended well for at least one of us. people come, people go. it's just part of the nature of things. so while I can appreciate the idea that you still hold her a level of esteem for her I just don't know how this would go well. Put yourself in this scenario: You've been hanging with her for a couple of days, been having a blast and that old synchronicity of conversation is back. it's late, you've both had a few cocktails and now you're curled up on the couch with her watching something nerdy (i presume). can you honestly tell yourself that the boyfriend brain isn't going to flair up? And even if you don't act on it, do you think you'll feel better or worse after the trip is over? i can answer that question for myself from experience, though my trip wasn't near the trek you're thinking about undertaking, and the answer always ends in something that simply is not emotionally healthy or satisfying. while I can't presume to know your mind or your heart, I can try to caution you based on the tough lessons I've learned.

 

now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

 

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head to the mountains of BUSCH.

 

just took a nice long nap. still a little groggy to be honest, but considering all i have to do for the rest of the night is watch tv, i think i'll be okay.

 

maybe we were all too hard on LG (i don't actually think that). but even if she had good intentions, she should still know better than to even go down this path. ain't nothing but heartbreak hotel on that street baby.

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You know what Strat? Do what your gut tells you to do. FWIW I think you're a stand up guy and I admire your reasoning for not going due to the stress on LG and homo's relationship. Even if she doesn't see it, you're right. From the kind of guy you seem to be I believe you could go over there and not only expect but decline the el sexo if the situation presented itself. So, as long as you don't think it's kill you emotionally and it's just a friend visiting a friend, and you want to see London, book the trip. If not, don't. Go with your gut.

 

 

Back to me....I received the formal offer letter for the job in L.A. They want me to start Oct. 15th. We did mutually decide it would be better to come in as a District Manager rather than the Regional position. I just felt like it would be too tough to come in, learn a new company and their policies and procedures, have to run a segment of their business I have almost no experience in as a side part of the job and be successful. Gonna stick to what I know and I've been told I'll be seriously considered for a regional position as they continue their expansion. Be good to get back to work finally. Oh, the salary is $XX,XXX plus $300 a month car allowance, gas paid for and $XX,XXX realistic bonus per year. About a 30% increase from what I was making at my last job so that's good. And no winter so that's great. Be good to get back to work finally.

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showed her this, had a pretty heartfelt talk. the trip is now an impossibility, has been for almost two hours now. I'm really sad that I ever brought it up.

 

I'm just drained. I don't know what I have been thinking this whole time. I got 4-5 hours/night this whole week, just not wanting to stop talking to this other girl. the starving myself thing also hasn't helped I am sure.

 

where is my head? I have misplaced it.

 

it would have been nice to completely despise LG when we broke up. a total luxury.

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you got any jobs for a young lawyer, tilty?

 

I would not at all dismiss the possibility of me needing a lawyer in Los Angeles. Pro bono for sickies, right?

 

showed her this, had a pretty heartfelt talk. the trip is now an impossibility, has been for almost two hours now. I'm really sad that I ever brought it up.

 

I'm just drained. I don't know what I have been thinking this whole time. I got 4-5 hours/night this whole week, just not wanting to stop talking to this other girl. the starving myself thing also hasn't helped I am sure.

 

where is my head? I have misplaced it.

 

it would have been nice to completely despise LG when we broke up. a total luxury.

 

Meh, don't beat yourself up too bad. First real relationship, we always remember the best parts of relationships when looking back and conveniently forget the the not so good parts. I think it's natural for you to want to keep that connection. Unfortunately these things never go quite the way we imagine/hope they will.

 

Definitely take Essay up on the strip club trips, he's buying!!

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nope. totally dry now. and no longer allow full nudity. they passed a new law a year or so ago. goddamn ridiculous. when they give the lap dances they aren't legally allowed to be topless. its a disgrace to titty everywhere.

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nope. totally dry now. and no longer allow full nudity. they passed a new law a year or so ago. goddamn ridiculous. when they give the lap dances they aren't legally allowed to be topless. its a disgrace to titty everywhere.

 

Jesus H Christ! What the hell is the point then? Might as well stay home, drinker cheaper beer and watch porn on the computer.

 

The priorities in your country are so ****ed up.

 

There is so much truth in this on so many levels.

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Changed me mind, I would totally go if I were you Strat. Sex or not. How many chances will you have to go to London and see it with a local? Shit, can I come? I'm gonna have to burn a week of vacation sometime since I'm not going to find a new job before new year. Maybe SA can join us. It'll probably get weird, but that's ok. We'll bang some snaggle tooth bitches. Take in a football match.

 

it's called "soccer" over there napa.

 

the salary is $XX,XXX

 

holy shit I make the same exact amount!

 

showed her this, had a pretty heartfelt talk. the trip is now an impossibility, has been for almost two hours now. I'm really sad that I ever brought it up.

 

did she say anything about my mustache?

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oh, and I just bought the tig nataro thing. pretty excited about it cause I heard about it a while back and was super interested in hearing it but didn't hear anything else about it. lucky that louis ck hawked (hocked?) it through his email list. and for anybody I'm strategying now, tig nataro is a comedian that basically learned she had cancer and went on stage right after she found out and apparently just killed it. not the cancer. the set. but anyways. got that and some aqua teen (from the love of my life) to watch tomorrow. then football I suppose. I could give a shit about the football. gonna drink beer though! ok bye again guys!

 

 

edit: oh, and my house fucking stinks. like straight up stinks. I don't know if it's mold or dead ass or what, but god damn, when I first walked in it smelled like an abandoned nursing home. fuck me right? really bye!

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