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what are you talking about with the calculations?

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Wow, bad calculations by me today.

 

For lunch, a wrap with Jerk turkey, chipotle Gouda cheese and a couple of Jalapeño slices of top.

 

For dinner, a 1.00 spicy chicken crisper. Just a quick, light dollar menu item but man was it slathered in spicy stuff.

 

My ass is burning after the poop I just took. Why does it burn as its coming out?

 

that burning is the ******* literally ripping in half.

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ouch8s was poking fun at napa for wanting to be called "herman" rather than "clint." they are both in his name and he seems to think "clint" is the worse of the two. he is in the clear minority here. or maybe it was andy I don't know.

 

just saw this picture of mojo on facebook. she might not want me sharing it, I don't know. I figure its privacy status is enough to decide whether it should be shared.

http://www.facebook....&type=1

 

 

her "smiling for a photo" face isn't that bubbly. she's laughing at a four year old attempting to take the photo. I think I'm in love again.

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napa we were saying that we didn't know what strat was talking about, but thanks for clearing it up with your violent anger fueled outburst

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Oh boy.

 

She is a cute girl. Standard. As I said before, I'm sure the accent would make her cuter for me.

 

Wait...what? This isn't LG right? Strat has another brit on his resume? Damn, you really should move.

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napa you're correct, andy is a horrible name built for fags.

 

 

and strat just get over it, get some confidence, and go out and have sex with other women.

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I had a long video chat with her a week or two ago, didn't feel like any time had passed at all (though she did confirm that I am thinner than I was in 2009, which is nice). the thing about her living here was, after a time, it becomes a game of looking to see other people reacting to her accent when they first hear her speak.

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You didn't do yourself any favors Tilty. Third one down was Andy Dick.

 

C'MON!

 

Heh, I was going to delete that name but it was just too good to leave out.

 

I didn't like my earlier phrasing. The accent always makes them hotter for me. And eye glasses.

 

This. Southern and British accents definitely will take an average looking girl to above average.

 

that's LG, also known as mojo. the one and only serious girlfriend ever.

 

I'm ok though, thanks for the advice shake.

 

Oh. Now that I think about it I vaguely remember that she went by Mojo also. You need a damn program around here to keep up with everyone's alter ego's.

 

It's cool that you're able to remain friends with her. I never understood the whole never-talk-to-them-again thing with exes when it's an amicable breakup.

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Oh boy.

 

She is a cute girl. Standard. As I said before, I'm sure the accent would make her cuter for me.

 

She posted a picture a long time ago when she was trying to come up with what to wear to an interview...at the parliment I think...anyway, all dressed up is definitely a good look for her. Still can't get over how young she looks though.

 

Also, I'm old.

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Good lord if I didn't have a job I honestly think Brv would be super worried about me. I'm already slipping into an alcohol fueled depression.

Nah, brv knows that alcohol is really a placebo that has no effect on people if they don't let it.

 

You do realize that Clint is a nickname I gave him years ago to sound more tough? It's made up

I had no idea you made that up, Lightswitch. Pretty cool.

 

Know who else is cool? Francois.

 

francois.jpg

 

Dude is P-I-M-P.

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Nah, brv knows that alcohol is really a placebo that has no effect on people if they don't let it.

 

 

I had no idea you made that up, Lightswitch. Pretty cool.

 

 

Nice.

 

And Lightswitch ain't gonna stick. More like, DonkeyLightswitch, or something. Yeah, I got nuthin.

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