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hey beans, my buddy said he's got to work out in california (la) for a couple months coming up sometime later this year (fall maybe? probably fall to spring off and on.) and he said he was gonna make at least one trip to vegas during that time for a couple days. what's the cheapest one can fly from virginia to vegas and stay for a few days without wearing a spiderman outfit? (or occupying a glory hole, though that's more negotiable)

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whoa, scratch that. looked at flights and the lowest was $450. I'd have to save for 2 months for just the flight.

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whoa, scratch that. looked at flights and the lowest was $450. I'd have to save for 2 months for just the flight.
It looks like someone should be moving to Iowa...vegasp.jpg
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I doubt there's enough 13 year old Jewish boys getting Bar Mitzvah'ed where Shake lives to make this a profitable venture.
That's probably true, but we should probably ask Speedz, just to be safe.
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Thanks to Shake, it looks like I'm going to Hawai'i from August 22 to August 30... hawaiir.jpg

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It looks like someone should be moving to Iowa...
huh, I wonder why that would be considering it's already HALF WAY THEREedit: alternatively - well of course, they feel bad so they want to help people get out of Iowa any way they can.
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Anyone here seen Safehouse, Terri, or Chronicle? I actually have time to watch a movie this afternoon, and really don't want to screw it up. JJJ?
I've seen Chronicle, and you could watch it, but make sure your expectations are at an all time low, or you won't have any chance of enjoying it.I'm sure you already know the premise, but several friends all get superpowers, and then it starts to 'affect' them. (beyond the superpowers)I've also seen Safe House, and it's a standard Densel movie. It's, in my opinion, a much better movie than Chronicle... but Chronicle has an interesting premise.For SuitedAces21 only
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Been doing that pretty much all day. Unfortunately, the rest of my weekend is busy, in a bad-ish way. Have to be at school by 6am tomorrow. When I get out at around noon, I have to spend the rest of the day moving into the new apartment. Monday I'm at school by 6am, will probably be there most of the day, and most likely still have to finish moving when I get home. My parents are helping me move, which is always...fun.

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Too busy eating and drinking and smoking to post. How you doin'?
just busy figuring out how to smuggle an assault rifle across the canadian border is all
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Thanks to Shake, it looks like I'm going to Hawai'i from August 22 to August 30...
You might want to check the departure city before booking those flights.
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Thanks to Shake, it looks like I'm going to Hawai'i from August 22 to August 30...
You might want to check the departure city before booking those flights.
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Heading to Vegas in July for the 1st anniversary of my 39th birthday and due to my buddy's wife I find myself rolling solo and with an extra ticket to UFC 148. Anybody interesting in saying they'll go then cancelling at the last minute?

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just busy figuring out how to smuggle an assault rifle across the canadian border is all
Made in Iowa, Shake.
You might want to check the departure city before booking those flights.
I don't get it.
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what's the cheapest one can fly from virginia to vegas and stay for a few days without wearing a spiderman outfit? (or occupying a glory hole, though that's more negotiable)
Southwest is probably your best bet... sign up for their "ding" updates and you might get lucky. The tin cans are gonna be high for quite some time even if kerosine goes way down
whoa, scratch that. looked at flights and the lowest was $450. I'd have to save for 2 months for just the flight.
Im lucky to make it out there for less than five bills in fuel.... thats a barginAnd you dont even have to pee in a bottle along the way...
It looks like someone should be moving to Iowa...vegasp.jpg
Ive flown allegiant a couple times....I may have even told a tale about it. Yeah, I did. Maybe. Anyway, that was the time The captain and first officer were the ones that sold the tickets at the counterMy boarding pass was a piece of paper handwritten with my name and stuff on it...Before I left to get on the plane I gave him my drink order just in case he also pushed the beer cart up and down the islesTip from uncle Beans... they charge for everything.....seat choices, bags, everytime you fart, etc. The second time I flew them I packed a months worth of clothes in a backpack and sat all the way in back and got poked in the back everytime someone sat on the toilet. Info me once, shame on you...etcYeah, the backpack was bursting at the seams when I dragged it on. Couldnt get everything in it so I just wore a few extra shirts and underdrawers for the flight. Looked like a linebackerSkidmarked two frootofthelooms at once which has to be some sorta record...
Heading to Vegas in July for the 1st anniversary of my 39th birthday and due to my buddy's wife I find myself rolling solo and with an extra ticket to UFC 148. Anybody interesting in saying they'll go then cancelling at the last minute?
You can believe this or else, but yours truly will also be attending that venu...Taking the kid and his buddy out for it since he was nice enough to borrow my credit card and make the arrangments for a birthday giftAlthough I assume it will probably end up like the last time we had plans to attend a concert.... they found a pretty girl to replace my ass in the seat withAnyhoo, we can pretend to meet up and spend a day taping missing posters of strat on utility poles...
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You can believe this or else, but yours truly will also be attending that venu...Taking the kid and his buddy out for it since he was nice enough to borrow my credit card and make the arrangments for a birthday giftAlthough I assume it will probably end up like the last time we had plans to attend a concert.... they found a pretty girl to replace my ass in the seat withAnyhoo, we can pretend to meet up and spend a day taping missing posters of strat on utility poles...
um, that sounds great and everything but...I was kinda hoping you would have the inside scoop on a moderately attractive yet reasonably priced hooker escort. preferably not speedz skinny or shake fat.
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