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Show me a woman that don't go for a guy wearing a leather jacketAnd sporting aviators and I'll show you a gal thatI dunno. Had something going there but it petered outTake some advice from a guy who's been married to the same beast since ninety I think. Maybe eighty nine.. Never be tempted into going into the champagne room. Come to think of it, don't ever take any advice from me since I currently have stripper glitter from head to toeIn other news my name is Rick dale and I'm somewhat famous. That's what I told the stripper and what I signed as an autograph on her business card. When did strippers start having business cards anywayBcc=paying for ittomorrow

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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strat you want my advice just forget her. i mean what happens if you tell her, she leaves this dude for you and you guys start going out. imagine the pressure you'll feel the first time you enter her, knowing she left a serious years long relationship for you. that's the kind of sexual pressure you dont need. if you're anything like me you cant live up to that or really any kind of sexual expectations.

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after a bit of thought, I pretty much settled on vb's 'back pocket' advice. speedz was not necessarily wrong, as his advice was designed to follow my constraints. it's a no-win right now. if I can't stop being such a faggot, I will just stop responding to her emails.

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man do I love the beans posts where you can actually tell how drunk he is. it's like, considering how much he drinks and maintains a general sense of normalcy, when you can visually see the effects of the alcohol on him, you know shit got cray.
after a bit of thought, I pretty much settled on vb's 'back pocket' advice. speedz was not necessarily wrong, as his advice was designed to follow my constraints. it's a no-win right now. if I can't stop being such a faggot, I will just stop responding to her emails.
there's plenty of fish in the sea!and porn on the internet.
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plan on me waiting for you in the parking lot.
Been watching the Masters?
short-term, I wanna know if I'm friendzoned. I'm just not willing* to spend the next x months talking to this girl if I'm not getting a shot once she wises up to the fact that her boyfriend isn't going places in life. after a bit of thought, I pretty much settled on vb's 'back pocket' advice.
You know, it's not bad advice in some situations, but it's pretty much useless for you in this situation. Why even bother pretending that you can just keep in touch with her at a distance and not have it be a constant source of frustration? If you do this, here is what could happen as of three months from now:1. You are in the same exact spot you're in now, frustrated and looking for a way out.2. You have totally lost touch with her and she'll just consider you a random dude she was friendly with once who turned out to be a jerk because he stopped answering her emails.3. She has broken up with her boyfriend and you can try to get in there.Let's be honest, options 1 and 2 are FAR more likely than 3, to the point where 3 should barely even be considered. How is this helpful to you? Rip off the band-aid. You don't have to profess your undying love for her and ask her to make a decision. All you have to do is back off and almost casually tell her why you're backing off. She won't break up with her boyfriend for you, but that wasn't going to happen anyway. But at least this way you'll be able to back away but at least have that door open for the future because she knows how you feel. And you can move on. You just have to hold fast on the "Sorry, I know it's a stupid reason to end a friendship, but it's the only option for me. Take care, etc." You can't, as vb said, give her all the power in the relationship by letting her keep trying to talk to you to keep you on the hook. You have the power if you back off. It'll feel good, even if it sucks in some ways. Resist the urge to say "call me if you break up with him".
there's plenty of fish in the sea!and porn on the internet.
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I turned on this awesome SC2 tournament to watch with my lunch. immediately cuts to commercial. I'm like, ok, god damnit, to the other monitor you go while I read reddit. they play

in its entirety, so I'm so ridiculously distracted that I have to mute and minimize it to be able to read/eat.
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and the sonofabitch deleted that paragraph just to make me look like an idiot! I see how it is strategy. oh I see all right.

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I could assume, but assuming never gets me anywhere, so I'll just go ahead and ask: hand holding?
why, of course
shoulda worn pants, i do admit.SHE TOUCHED IT.
yes, you should've, but hey, it still worked out. Excellent
Oddly, I like this. I mean, I also hate it, but you know.Let's say you find out there's a 2% chance you'd get herpes if you fucked her, even while using a condom. Would you still do it? What's your approximate cutoff? For the sake of argument, let's pretend the sex would be really good.
Thank youI figured, if I get the herp, I'd start patrolling herpes forums, herpes support groups, herpes college, whatever, and just have all the guilt free sex I could.
speaking of coaching... I asked LG on this one already, now I want the speedz takeI am still talking to this girl from ex-work. how do I go about finding out if I should bother to keep in touch? "could you ever see yourself dating a guy like me?" what's the best way to ask that question, or should I ask it at all? remember, two year relationship resembling marriage.
how much effort is it to respond to these emails? Probably not much. Don't just stop, unless it's breaking you up inside just being her friend. Trust me, I get that. I've been there I don't know if I told the story of how I got my ex wife. We met through a friend, became besties, etc she dated a friend of mine, that ended quickly. We talked almost daily, all that jazz. Then one night, after one year of being her friend, I just told her how I felt and how it killed me to just be friends. I wanted more. That was at a july 4th party. She took it in, gave me some bs about loving the friendship and not wanting to ruin that because she loves having me as a friend and dating and possibly breaking up would change it all. Basically, that's girl code for "I'm not attracted to you." That's how I took it. We talked a little less going forward, but then on September 1st, I wrote her a 5 page handwritten letter telling her my feelings again and how it was killing me to be her buddy a d I needed to stop, for my sanity, and if and when I'm over her, I'd go back to being friends. Dropped the letter off at her work, gave her a gift (titanic on VCR, it was released that very day. I was working at Circuit City. She came by my place after work with her own letter, and we started dating that very night. We were married 13 months later. Divorced 4 years later, but not my point. I guess my point is, keep in touch. Don't be up her ass with tons of emails or responses, but be present. And if zi were you, I'd make little digs at her boyfriend. You worry about the friend zone. Get yourself out of it. Make sure, in a joking way, she knows what you want. Then again, she's a girl, she probably already knows. Make jokes about asking her out when she dumps this guy. You always point out that you don't hit on that girl, or the hot hairdresser. I say change that up a little. Let them know you find them attractive, that you have intentions, ulterior motives. Again, that has to be done with tact and humor, but I think it's necessary. I had this girl I met in 2006 at work. Emailed with her off and on for years, she had a boyfriend, she was flakey, but we just never were able to hook up for drinks, dinner, whatever. She found me on FB, we emailed some more again, she had a serious bf but complained about him. I always made it clear that I found her attractive, wanted to bang, etc. well, when she and him broke up, guess who finally got those drinks, and her? Bink. This was a total email relationship for 5 years, off and in. Besides when I saw her coming into the bank, which stopped in 2007, we NEVER met face to face. We have actually hung out in person 4 times. Made out with her twice, banged once and I was a good boy once. Stick with the email. I've rambled
after a bit of thought, I pretty much settled on vb's 'back pocket' advice. speedz was not necessarily wrong, as his advice was designed to follow my constraints. it's a no-win right now. if I can't stop being such a faggot, I will just stop responding to her emails.
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Funny, seems like I'm saying confess your love and play it cool and ride it out at the same time. Maybe I just like discussing my sexual successes. I'm weird.

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I agree with Speedz and Mexico, and disagree with that cold-hearted bitch, vb.

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new game of thrones + mad men tonight. sundays are going to be the best ever for the next few months. between breaking bad, mad men, and walking dead, I'm pretty much locked into watching AMC for the next year or more.
yeah sunday night tv is in good shape for the next two months or so. and dont sleep on boardwalk empire when it comes back this fall.
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ENOUGH ABOUT THE GOD DAMN KANSAS CITY CASINOS!Jeebus folks... Let someone else get some information/adviceIn other news, I'm resting comfortably in the office watching castaway for the fifty third time.ive always wanted to be stranded on an island. By myself of course. When I got tired of it I'd just burn the bastard down. Green piece or some other nosy ass group would be right thereI sure do love me some mexi ramblesGotta go now... He's about to create Wilson with the bloody handWILSON! (cry cry cry) WILLLLLSOOOOON!

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strategy's life is the best thing to happen to this thread.

I'm trying to find out how much weight I can lose without having to exercise.
I'm not a weight loss expert, nor have I even done any research, but I feel like it shouldn't be that tough to shed 30 pounds or so with just a little exercise and diet tweaking.
I had two mcdoubles for lunch today.
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strategy's life is the best thing to happen to this thread.
it just seems common sense that cutting back, even if I do eat some shitty things in small quantities, would yield results. so far, I don't think I've lost any weight. so maybe I might get an exercise bike or treadmill for the basement or something. my mom is trying hard to talk me out of it, I guess she sees it as wasteful when I could just go running. I'm like, well, then I have to be out in public when I'm exercising, and why would I want that?
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it just seems common sense that cutting back, even if I do eat some shitty things in small quantities, would yield results. so far, I don't think I've lost any weight.
Unless you were previously gaining weight, in which case cutting back a little would mean you would only gain weight more slowly. 30 minutes on an exercise bike isn't going to burn many calories unless you're really, really pushing yourself. And then it will still be less than one McDouble.
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speaking of coaching... I asked LG on this one already, now I want the speedz takeI am still talking to this girl from ex-work. how do I go about finding out if I should bother to keep in touch? "could you ever see yourself dating a guy like me?" what's the best way to ask that question, or should I ask it at all? remember, two year relationship resembling marriage.
You want to sleep with this girl right? Just decrease the amount of pussyness in your emails and increase the amount of sexiness. Flirt with her instead of tucking your wiener in between your legs while you type the emails. She'll either feel uncomfortable and cut off communication saving you the trouble, or she'll respond positively and you'll get to do some sex to her. Oh yeah, but do it in a cool way. Not like how you normally do things. Also, don't bring up her boyfriend at all. Pretend he doesn't even exist. If she likes you she'll do the same.
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Unless you were previously gaining weight, in which case cutting back a little would mean you would only gain weight more slowly. 30 minutes on an exercise bike isn't going to burn many calories unless you're really, really pushing yourself. And then it will still be less than one McDouble.
I'm pretty sure I wasn't gaining weight, even on my shitty diet. I remember at some point in the past being like 235, whereas today I am 220.
You want to sleep with this girl right? Just decrease the amount of pussyness in your emails and increase the amount of sexiness. Flirt with her instead of tucking your wiener in between your legs while you type the emails. She'll either feel uncomfortable and cut off communication saving you the trouble, or she'll respond positively and you'll get to do some sex to her. Oh yeah, but do it in a cool way. Not like how you normally do things. Also, don't bring up her boyfriend at all. Pretend he doesn't even exist. If she likes you she'll do the same.
I gotta ask who this is.
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